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Here before the main event

Another thread.

/brit/ish threads for /brit/ish posters
4in cunts can fuck right off with their shit edish

pretty sure the mail was a remain paper but i may be incorrect

it’s not a cry you can hear a night
it’s not the janny who’s seen the light
it’s a cold and it’s a broken hallelujah

the truth, plain and simply put

On this day in British History

>1189 – Richard I "the Lionheart" accedes to the English throne.
>1483 – Richard III is crowned King of England
>1535 – Sir Thomas More is executed for treason against King Henry VIII of England.
>1557 – King Philip II of Spain, consort of Queen Mary I of England, sets out from Dover to war with France, which eventually resulted in the loss of the City of Calais, the last English possession on the continent, and Mary I never seeing her husband again.
>1560 – The Treaty of Edinburgh is signed by Scotland and England.
>1685 – Battle of Sedgemoor: Last battle of the Monmouth Rebellion. troops of King James II defeat troops of James Scott, 1st Duke of Monmouth.
>1777 – American Revolutionary War: Siege of Fort Ticonderoga: After a bombardment by British artillery under General John Burgoyne, American forces retreat from Fort Ticonderoga, New York.
>1779 – Battle of Grenada: The French defeat British naval forces during the American Revolutionary War.
>1917 – World War I: Arabian troops led by T. E. Lawrence ("Lawrence of Arabia") and Auda ibu Tayi capture Aqaba from the Ottoman Empire during the Arab Revolt.
>1919 – The British dirigible R34 lands in New York, completing the first crossing of the Atlantic Ocean by an airship.
>1957 – John Lennon and Paul McCartney meet for the first time, as teenagers at Woolton Fete, three years before forming the Beatles.
>1964 – Malawi declares its independence from the United Kingdom.
>1988 – The Piper Alpha drilling platform in the North Sea is destroyed by explosions and fires. One hundred sixty-seven oil workers are killed, making it the world's worst offshore oil disaster in terms of direct loss of life.
>1997 – The Troubles: In response to the Drumcree dispute, five days of mass protests, riots and gun battles begin in Irish nationalist districts of Northern Ireland.

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OHOHOHOHOHOHO
is this a new janitor perhaps? an... anglo janitor? how scandalous

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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all these weak chinned moth breathers wanking off the janny need to give it a rest

youtube.com/watch?v=eE9tV1WGTgE

lol janny not a fan of your goblin bint

my chin's not weak it's just hidden under a layer of fat

Ohlala this is another Prishoah

Just had a fight with the gf and pwned her to kingdom come

Feel like a big man but probably went too far desu, looks like splitsville

no one cares frogphile this is a janny thread

Donne ton adresse je te nique ta mère fils de pute.

the daily mail prints whatever the fuck sells the most copies.

regardless of whether they're pro eu or brexit you can be sure that it's the worst kind of shite concocted by their "journalists" and the editor.

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proxy off frogboy this janny is a hero

>Donne ton adresse je te nique ta mère fils de pute.

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Woahhhhhhhh
powerful sh*t

SEETHING frogwog

>ton adresse [singular]
he'll never learn

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Just called Pride the 'fag parade' amongst friends hahaha

Proper politically incorrect we are, mental geeze

@108027512

No one gave you permission to reply to my post you vile little gremlin and how dare you suggest I have any kind of affiliation with those poncy cunts

they switched when they changed editor iirc

>fag
foy

>supporting the moderation team

and cringe

she's fit mate

ohll zese weak shinnd bouche breazerz wanking ovv ze janny mast geev it a hrest, oui? honhonhon

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>>>/eire/

fancy a chinky tonight so I do

Got stuck in greggs behind some fat bastard who ordered seven different items plus a fucking coffee, followed by a woman who decided the cashier wanted to chat about her life.

keeping me alive is inhumane

youtube.com/watch?v=lYNHjmnlZbA
is it just another shoah

Fuck the Irish

Va y j'ai pas le temps de parler avec puceau qui passe sa vie sur Jow Forums. Oublie pas que vas passer tes vacances fils de pute clochard.

J'ai croisé un mec comme toi dans mon dernier boulot. Qui va balancer au chef.

Il a vite fermer sa gueule quand moi et un autre gars on lui a parlé comme une pute.

Spent £60 in the pub last night without buying food or drinks for anyone that wasn't in a round
Through algebra I'm able to deterine that I had roughly 15 pints and 4 gin and tonics

>using a name on an anonymous board

and cringe

grateful for what i've got but more ungrateful about what i've not got

Last warning, Back Off...

Duck off frogwog

I'm at the theatre now, front and centre of the circle , I've got a great view of the whole stage, nothing special obstructing it but the lighting rig attached to the front rim of the circle is off-putting

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They have names, for FUCKS sake

got you there didn't I

Tune

is it mental illness or does he actually realise that nobody gives a shit and is just doing it to spite himself

Yeah names like Golden Palace, Lucky Cat, Oriental Dragon etc.

awww, hope you have a good time girl, you deserve it xx

fart loaded

See

Applies to about 6 ppl in this thread

this is unironically literally me right now

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Mad how people actually like cooking

Yeah mate, a fucking hour cutting vegetables and waiting for things to boil only for it to go down the gullet in 5 mins, complete waste

did you think I was being serious with that haha ahhhhh the absolute state fuck off bangladeshi hairy freak

>he

SHE is a fucking WOMAN you bigoted fucking SCUMBAG

why is the nonce in a dress attending a school play?

Best post itt

johnny foreigner

ALL EYES ON ME

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find it relaxing x

>Not having a chair/tv/phone/speakers in the kitchen and just cooking while doing other stuff
Can just imagine you stood over the pan watching in silence while you cook.

think the song was called “johnny guitar” mate

Hello

Sorry but St Paul's Cathedral is massively overrated

It's therapeutic. But I only enjoy doing it in a decent stocked and large kitchen and when I don't have to do any washing up. Cooking for 1 person in my flat with about 6 square inches of counter space is pointless and frustrating.

alri

It's the Book of Mormon

I swear to god one I'm gonna find a guy who post on Jow Forums.
I'm gonna destroy his jaw.

fuck OFF, I care deeply about moni, you don't deserve to post in the same thread as her you FUCKING IDIOT

Hello mikey mate how’s your weekend been so far then

what's the craic

youtube.com/watch?v=YQQrzCqIuaA

Good, everyone should punch and incel to make the world a better place

the hall and downstairs is cool, it's not worth it to climb up all those steps especially when the whispering gallery is closed

cheers

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isn’t Jow Forums those freaks that shoot up schools? ‘kinell mate you’re a brave trooper

remember when u were happy lad?

happy days

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A Chinaman goes to see the eye doctor. After the exam the doctor said, "I know why you're having trouble." The Chinaman says, "why?" Doctor said, "you have a cataract." Chinaman says, "no, I have a Rincoln Continental."

>and incel

Seethe on lad

Thanks, I'm going to Turkey in 2 months for facial feminisation surgery

It's a package deal and the hotel is for 2 so if you wanna come along, you just need to spend 300 quid on plane tickets

it’s gotta be the liverpool anglican cathedral tallest religious building in the uk

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embrionyc blitzlichtgewitter

Odds on Ribena still being a virge? Reckon 100%

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