Lots of friends

yet you didnt mention that in your attempt to brag in the OP. the lies are quite obvious my poor friend.

>can't relate to loser NEETs
>goes on Jow Forums to brag or larp about his awesome epic successful life

invest in a rope and a wobbly chair, user.

divorce is really only a thing that effects poor people. The rich/upper middle class rarely have divorces

khanacademy.org/test-prep/mcat/social-sciences-practice/social-science-practice-tut/e/what-are-your-chances-of-getting-divorced-

LARPing in Jow Forums ? for shame

This thread is incredibly sad in an ironic way

why would I care enough to lie on the internet?

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>implying

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>but still feels the urge to rant on anonymous image board

that projection, it's ok, not everyone gets to be successful

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you cared enough to attempt a brag thread on an anonymous weeb forum, you're capable of anything. also i'd be careful about doing so, last guy who made multiple bragging threads got doxxed

Is this pajeet class?

>QQQ calls

Literally what is that

ohhh, scary internet haxxors gonna doxx me
i am a total min wage loser in my mom's basement but you need to fear me!

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>another poorfag who believes he's special

kys faggot op

High risk, high reward bets that the Nasdaq (a basket of tech stocks) will go up.

nah, this type of person wouldn't even be able to figure out how to post of Jow Forums let alone make a b8 thread

how does it make you feel that your pussy ASS qqq is spending money on ads for my face thaT is going to the moon after bull

shitty bait larp

And yet you're still on Jow Forums

honestly, this sounds like a nightmarish life to me. not even exactly sure why. its like youre trapped in this hollow,meanignless existence. sounds like you have no struggle in your life, no hardship, and you have stopped growing as a human being. you live a lazy , complacent life in which you are not challenged and you just "go through the motions every day". your wife and kid are most likely cookie-cutter, soulless creatures who will never do anything remarkable in their lives. the more i think about your life, the more depressed i get.

That's most people though, probably you too. At least he's comfy while living it.

I remember when I was 16. You're not so special either nor does your life have any significant meaning, kid.

Yuck.

a leveraged etf of nasdaq that is going to blow alot of people up

Your life sounds great but this makes me sad because you still feel the need to post about it this way. I would think obtaining this level of status would make you shoot for bigger and better things, maybe we all are really stuck here forever? That's depressing as hell. Congrats on the success though OP, don't take your wife or children for granted and love them as much as possible.

I mean if you are not a larping faggot, why rub it in us losers faces?

What's the point of this thread?
I'm worth more than you and never felt the need to elaborate about it on Jow Forums

You take a lot pictures of meals you've had OP. What's with that?

also feet. This is a fetish thing isn't?