>haven't had sex in 4 months
Haven't had sex in 4 months
Evan Brown
Noah Nguyen
>haven't had sex in 3 years
Adrian Williams
ouch
t. sexless for 1.5 years
Evan Watson
>havent had sex in 6 years
Ian Jackson
>never had sex
Julian Torres
>Haven't had sex in 3 hours
Robert Parker
>tfw happy incel
Julian Turner
Same ur not alone fren
Lincoln Wood
>banged a 37yo milf I met that day on Monday
Ryan Ortiz
That's an oxymoron
Tyler Brooks
based
Lucas Jenkins
>virgin
Elijah Baker
Tell me about it my pawg shaped Japanese girl has been on the rag for almost a week.
Liam Cruz
>Haven't had sex in 9 months
Kevin Russell
I planned on having a lot of sex this year but shit happens
Jaxon Thomas
4 years in 2 months
Benjamin Morales
>never had sex and also a pedophile
Ayden Stewart
havent had sex ever
John Morales
>tfw touchless, hugless, kissless, eye contactless 30 year old perma virgin boomer
Carter Watson
kek
Noah Cook
I'm almost 30. my first, last, and only time was when I was 16. not even LARPing. send help.
Gabriel Harris
>haven't had sex in 12 years
Luke Sanchez
>still a virgin going into college
>considering becoming a monk
pleb, get on my level
Jack Powell
why didn't you just, like, do it again?
Nicholas Cruz
1 day
Adrian Thomas
>33 days
feels bad man
Levi Allen
Your hand doesn't count. Speaking of which....brb
Nicholas Turner
God I wish this was me
Anthony Roberts
Its been a year. I am so mad they closed craigslist.
Ryan Bell
0 days every day
Buy LINK faggot
Daniel Roberts
Premarital sex is a foolish thing to do. However, cuddling and fondling the one you love can induce loyalty and healthy desire.
Dylan Torres
7.5 months here
Adam Garcia
Why?
T. 26 yr old virgin
Kayden Nelson
>Haven:t had sex in 27 years
Owen Peterson
normies have ruined this board
Jose Peterson
>haven't had sex in 10 months
Cameron Hill
> haven't had sex in 21 years of my life
Justin Thomas
>Haven't had sex for 10 hours
Hunter Wilson
what about lying down on your stomach and making sweet mindlove to your 2d waifu, with the orgasm being induced to 99% by your fantasy and imagined movements? only works after weeks of nofap, though...
Kayden Lewis
I just got a blowey
Grayson Rodriguez
Kys
Bentley Allen
>tfw virgin GF and no sex before marriage
2 years entrapped incel
Justin Taylor
Can you put it in her butt?
That's the loophole
Matthew Jackson
>haven't had sex in 24 years
Jaxon Powell
anyone here kinda autistic but not really? Not shy and can socialise but just find it extremely boring sometimes..
A good day would be chilling at uni on a saturday studying (it'll be quiet as well so the atmosphere's great)
Christopher Nguyen
29 year old virgin here, small dick and turbo manlet.
Christopher Carter
I get what you mean. I'm not shy and can socialize, BUT I can't hold a conversation. With that said, even if I was able to, I couldn't care less about how someone else's weekend or day went. I just find it forced and mundane.
Hudson Edwards
No, we tried it once and she hurt for days
Parker Edwards
>tfw kissless touchless 28yo basement dwelling virgin
Blake Torres
i guess it's just something that you gotta do to be polite
Gabriel Long
just masturbate retard, the woman fantasy is the biggest scam ever
Brandon Cook
Unironically this.
Bentley Phillips
this is probably the most pathetic board ever
even /b/ fucks more than Jow Forums holy fuq
William Bailey
>be me, monday night
>meet missus for first time in 3 weeks and at football match
>be all over her like a rash all game long
>is my friend and is his new gf there too
>get thanked yesterday.txt
>"Everytime she looked over you too were kissing and cuddling. She couldn't wait til she got home"
>we got laid and they got laid
>because of me
mfw
Jacob Baker
GTFO with those fuckin pussy cunt blogs, fuckkkkkkkkkkk
Xavier Anderson
Inb4 you get cucked into watching him fuck your GF and his GF