Belgium is not a country

>There's a reason why Belgium is called "Le Belgique" in French (aka The Belgian)

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It is La Belgique.
And Belgian is "Belge".

>American education
Embarrassing

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am I wrong though?

It is good to keep l*xembourgers in check

Yes you retard

Show me one piece of evidence that Belgium has a culture

La Belgique*
Belgique is a feminine word

What do you think fries are?

>american
>understanding culture
top kek alright mutt

You mean French fries?

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They revolted dumb dumb and now they have their own nation, things are fine the way they are now and don't need ugly americans to change it and cause instability.

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>It is the creation of diplomats who thought it might be a good idea to have a buffer state between France and the Netherlands.
Dude, please.

Based

The “revolution” was only an excuse to create a buffer state. Belgium is literally the first European example of a buffer state on Wikipedia.

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Show me a Frenchman who loves fries more than his Northern neighbours

>Things are fine the way they are now
589 days doesn’t seem so fine.
Neither does a worsening economy, a divided people, I could go on...

You left out three other nations in your post though.

I kept it shorter so you would read it.

>589 days doesn’t seem so fine.
Wasn't this one of the most baller times in the country for most people?

Not at all.

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This literally says nothing about day to day life.

Belgium is cool. It has been an own identity for too long to become part of neighboring countries. Moreover, Brussels will always try to keep her capital status.

How am I supposed to prove it wasn’t “baller”?

and France is 'La France' in Walloon bc it's a Walloon state

Dumbass

I agree. I think it should be split up based on language and dialects.

Burden of proof buddy. You're the one claiming that it sucked

The real question is why did you make a greater Luxembourg ?? This meme duchy shouldn't exist in the first place.

Based, I'm gonna call it like that now.

Only applies to the claim. And you're the one claiming it was "baller"

Ok, lets be clear, there is no "dispute", fries are French, point barre.

And yet you still can't tell me how it completely upset day to day living.
businessinsider.com.au/belgium-is-thriving-without-a-government-2011-9

You still didn't give me evidence of it helping day-to-day living.
The only evidence in that article is short-term GDP growth.

>fried potatoes globally consumed through the expansion of the american way of life
wow such a delicacy to be proud of

People in the northeast (Champagne or Lorraine) don't have much accent, it's people of the North whose accent is similar to Belgium's

>tf
>tp

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I don't think there is such dispute, the French aren't as chauvinistic as anglo cunts love to say, in France we just say Belgian fries even though fries were most likely invented in Paris

can you prove me wrong, though?

I'm not the one who's made this presumptuous claim that a federal government that isn't introducing any new legislature affects heavily the day to day lives of independent actors.

This, you need to have a keen eye to guess this is a flemish

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I'm sick and tired of this shit thread being reposted over and over, here is why we exit:
FUCK AMERICA
FUCK JEWS
FUCK NIGGERS
FUCK OBAMA
FUCK FRANCE
FUCK HOLLAND
FUCK GERMANY
FUCK ANGLOS

Switzerland, Austria, etc shouldn't be countries either. None of them make any sense and they hurt my autistic brain.

Europe needs to be completely reorganised along the lines of language and historic cultural identity. That means Belgium split between France and Netherlands. Switzerland split between France, Germany and Italy. Austria annexed by Germany.

While we're at it, Yugoslavia needs to be reformed too. Those countries are NOT separate peoples. Except this time Macedonia should be given to Bulgaria instead,

And yes, before you point out my flag, I also think we should grant independence to Wales and Scotland and give Northern Ireland to the Republic.

All of this will make the most aesthetically pleasing and logical Europe.

1IQ post

Did you actually not read the picture?

>it's a bong draws the borders episode

Have you actually talked to a Belgian? And I mean none of that LARP that goes on here.

>Canadians
>Unique identity
Tell me 1 (one) thing that Québécois, Western Anglo-Canadians, Canadians living in the great plain and Chink Colombian have in common.

All of my borders make complete sense. It's irrefutable.

OP has already addressed Belgium. Austria is only separate from Germany because Hitler made annexation a taboo. Switzerland has much more historic basis but it still doesn't make any sense to have a hodgepodge nation comprised of border peoples from surrounding countries.

Yugoslav languages aren't distinct enough to warrant calling them separate peoples. This has been well covered on Jow Forums.

I used to live there.

Switzerland has the Romansh

Wonderful. Then you ought to be able to tell me just how bad it was for the average person.

I'm glad there are netherlands where the people don't mind spending money

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Go North

Didn't live there in 2011, but my wife was unemployed at the time.

fun fact, frogs burned some stuff there
don't remember which army they were encercling

Okay. Then any areas in which they are the majority can become independent.

You still haven't stated what leads you to the conclusion that this affected the average person.

Are you illiterate? I said it was "not fine". Never claimed that.

Then we would have tons of little ethnic microstates across Europe. Not aesthetically pleasing.

That wouldn't work. It would be a bordergore clusterfuck. I agree with your reorganisation idea, but I think Romansh should just be a recognised minority language within Italy.

BAHAHAHAHAHA

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Everyone always wants to saddle us up with Flanders but did anyone ever ask us about our opinion?

Oh are we arguing in bad faith semantics now? You've put this nonfunctional government up as a reason the country should split, but what, heaven forbid, does this have to do with what the average person wants? How many people who voted for VB or the NVA actually support Flemish separatism?

this?

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Solution: Ethnic deportations

- Enormous cultural differences between average citizens of the two groups
- Lack of cultural identity and unity, vulnerable when weak
- Growing support for separatist movements (pic related)

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>splitsig
>5% decrease
Come on now.

To where? Where do we put the Romansh speakers?

>did anyone ever ask us about our opinion?
No, fuck you, take them and the walloons too, and don't even dare complain.

>It does not have a unique culture
You don't know shit, burgercrap.

kek, imagine unironically believing this

he probably also thinks that he is smart af and considered as intellectual by his fellow greekoids

Yes I do.