Hey user, why is your shirt still on?

hey user, why is your shirt still on?

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Why do you have the hips of a 12 year old boy?

Because I'm a pale skinnyfat with a beer belly and big ass moles?

I'd give one of my arms to have sex with that Goddess.

Because I'm a three nippled chubby cunt

Who the fuck wears shirts on the beach?

my apologies

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*raises paw*

too muscular for you you would feel insecure

I have pectus excavatum

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Because I'm a lardass and I don't have the will nor the courage to change that
Can you leave me alone so I can continue drinking the cheap beer I brought in silence while listening to the group?

white ppl

People who don't want to scare children

I wouldn't keep my shirt on what kinda stupid question is that. Need to cut a few more pounds before I could be considered ripped tho. We're all gonna make it bro

Soon as you explain why your top's still on.

>tfw been going to the gym for a whoile and I'm not swole but in good shape

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I'm Richard Nixon

>being fat and French
How have you not killed yourself yet Pierre?

JANNY IMPEACH THIS MAN

Why would children be scared of shirtless people at the beach?

but its not >:^/

...are you fucking blind or just retarded? Why the fuck would İ wear a T-shirt on the beach?

this but back acne instead of big ass moles

uhm... that's my body hair

How old are you? My backne went when I was around 18

Cute face, hips too weird and thin.

this

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25.
it's definitely not as bad as it used to be, but it's not gone

cuz my entire chest is full of disgusting pimples

That's shit mate, I don't get it on my back any more but for some reason I seem to get it on my legs and arse, not badly though.

>I'd give one of my arms to have sex with that Goddess.

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