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Why would someone vape instead of smoke? It sounds gay

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I thought vaping was the healthier alternative?

ew

>call DARPA
>ask them to spray those weather changing chemicals
>buy your pizza and don't tip extra
that's what i do

when they get to your door say "hold on let me get your tip" and then never return

cope it's not any gayer than sucking your own dick

licking your own vagina is straight

Well you're right about sucking your own dick not being gay

consuming extreme amounts of caffeine pills always brightens my day
youtube.com/watch?v=gF9MUnkIlQc

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Take your Yanks from our thread you disgusting brown skin bastards

no

if i wasn't so concerned with not being fat i would be an alcoholic

do you have a license to post in this general?

>needing a lisence to post in cum
commie scum out

how much

had a dream an autistic kid broke into our house and asked my wife and I to adopt him in exchange for a box of rusty nails

did she accept?

2500mg

that wasn't a dream please love me

are cigarettes comfy?

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no thats just propaganda

dunno, pretty much all my dreams end on cliffhangers lol

only when you're uncomfy.
When you're already calm and without stress you don't feel anything you just want it

ur fkn rude bitch

do americans really do this? hahahaha

i like the smell of cigarettes bc my grandpa was a smoker.

nah
t. ex smoker

canadians too, tipping culture is a plague

feel on edge desu
youtube.com/watch?v=fDwiQCLloYg

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that's gross, I remember ordering pizza when it was like -20c during winter and nobody ever dared to ask for tip, tipping is for cucks

feeling like punching a gimmick poster
gimmick posters watch out

do something bih

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tipping is for cucks, this is true ;;w;;

>Haven't had sex all week
>GF says she didn't enjoy it last time bc she's stressed
>She starts getting dry during sex and I can't cum
>Imply she's bored
>She's offended
>She says she's not bored I'm projecting and the fan made her dry
>Tell her to give me a hug but she goes to the bathroom and then goes to sleep
>Start to cry
I'm the one with the vagina now

i have never had sex

idk what's wrong with me

xvideos.com/video36833717/sexy_sisters_amara_romani_and_lilly_ford
Just came to this

i'm a mess

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thought I told you to stop watching porn

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Same bros

thought I told you I can't

feeling nervous and like i'm gonna hurl

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same

yes you can

I'm nauseous too rn

try laying down

Fucking love horseradish

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>wash car
>rains

Life is suffering

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storms here

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good edition

What is this meme format? I've seen a few in this style

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Garbage edition

I'm trying to find this popular Early 2000's song that stuck in my head butI don't know how the lyrics.
I think he says something like "get up, get up" and he ends it with " this loooooooooove"

drinking a soylent

Ran out of data

I remember in 4th grade, when I learned about the word nigger, I thought that my friends were making it up because it sounded so stupid

youtube.com/watch?v=8C-1MRFr4s0

Make more posts

wish I looked good with a slick back hairstyle

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*buuurp*

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My favorite actor

Serious?

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>ICE places detainer on driver accused of killing 7 motorcyclists in NH

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Is Trump secretly a KGB agent?

Do you guys REALLY tip for such shit?

Motorcyclists had it coming

they were all marine vets

Do we tip drivers? Yes.

Do we tip extra cause it's raining? No that's retarded

Why would a Ukranian physicist do this? Racist Americans must have caused this.

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He rightfully plead not guilty

Got some Raising Cane's, anyone want a tendie?

Literally just don’t tip
What’re they going to do?

Does your state have a presidential candidate?

>NH
>yes

youtu.be/bfGAsIMBPIM

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Yes

They can't fuck with your pizza once you have it so who cares if you tip him badly. Or just pick it up at the place.

Look up popcorn lung

Drink water

>when two fucking earthquakes happen and you live near Sodom and Gomorrah
>when every little shake or odd sound gives me a small case of ptsd
B-bros

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youtu.be/3EA5b3FNI4w

german show making fun of american foreign policy
youtube.com/watch?v=-xBIDUTVBfI
thoughts?

dont care what germans """think"""

>making fun
But you don't have a sense of humor

yes we do.

knowyourmeme.com/memes/born-to-die-world-is-a-fuck-kill-em-all-1989-i-am-trash-man-410757864530-dead-cops

>as a libertarian

its a shame hes just a corporate libertarian in the pocket of big floss

gotta stop eating donuts

why is belle delphine so talked about lately?

good marketing

should i shave and take a shower or take a nap

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