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immigration lawyer

>Type 1 diabetic so I can't do trade school

Ahh, so you're a fat turd that's afraid to sweat.

you get money for filing papers

who that?

>be an immigration lawyer
>get paid 5k to file papers anyone can do themselves

Who dis

>too retarded to do engineering
we're all engineers here m8
time to get off Jow Forums, no brainlets allowed

Who /BusinessAdministration/ here?

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I laways assume the poster is a fat turd anyway when I see a yank flag

Oh dis P

>Mongolian throat singer not on the list
You are a shame to the world, user.

I'm 160 pounds. You retards don't know the difference between Type 1 and Type 2 Diabetes?

pure mathematics is what you're looking for

>Which of these paths will lead me to the brightest future?

Posting a webm of this you objective failure

Don’t worry lad my brother is a type 1 diabetic and he’s anorexic as fuck. If you don’t manage it well type 1 diabetes actually takes away your body fat. Your best bet is to aim for a job that you feel like you’ll enjoy the most. Don’t listen to people on the internet when it comes to choosing jobs because 99% of the time their life experiences are different to yours.

>Which of these paths will lead me to the brightest future?
The one you're actually good at and have some passion for.

>go STEM
Don't do this unless you have connections. Science jobs here are highly nepotistic.

I'm in accounting, field has been flooded with diversity hires lately so if you have an even slightly above average IQ you can cruise through with 0 effort and look like a genius compared to your peers, it's pretty comfy and decent money

I'm thinking about doing this.

I'm like 43 credits into a business administration degree but accounting seems way more sturdy of a thing to do. I'm not sure what the fuck I'd even do with a BA in business administration.

I don't plan on doing public or the whole CPA thing though, maybe CPA to open my own business.

Is it easy work? Will it be automated? everyone says accounting will be useless in the future. I feel like accounting would be less demanding of a job/deadline oriented than CS or engineering, is this accurate?

I'm going for tattoo removal. Every dumb ass has one now.

I'm qualified ACCA which is the UK/global version of the CPA
Automation is the memeist of memes. We have lots of new data analysis and presentation tools to let us look at complete populations rather than samples, but it's still us interpreting and giving our professional opinion. We still set materiality etc
Even if it's 20 years away we have more than enough time to coast through and be high enough to not be affected by the grunts being shut out

international business with a focus on shitcoin trading

Ex tradesman here. Do not do what this retard Jow Forumsack suggests. Trades are the worst thing you can possibly do with your life and time. It's a soul draining grind and you will spend all your time with the absolute dregs of society. It's a line of work where having an iq in the 80's range means you are smarter than everyone else in your company.

Also if you don't like other races, trades are filled with many various brown and dark colored people.

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Ben is getting more unhinged every year. Still love the guy though.

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MAJOR IN SOMETHING USEFUL YOU TOTAL RETARD. PICK ONE:
STATS/DATA SCIENCE
COMPUTER SCIENCE
ENGINEERING
OR WHATEVER YOUR PASSIONATE ABOUT

You will be replaced by computers in the next 10 years. fucking lol accounting

> he thinks a law degree makes you above the law

whew, faggot

This was me You're 100% wrong m8

no, law school is boring as fuck and law work is hell
t. lawyer

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Law is a terrible idea. There are a glut of young kids with law degrees. Get a Ph.D.in a STEM field and the school will pay you while you're earning your degree. You'll also never want for work.

>make a high five figure income in exchange for 80 hours a week of your time and destroying your body by the age of 40
Sounds great. Tradecucks are even worse than the wagies at their desk.

If you have to pay American prices for any of those, none. If by bright future you mean earning the most cash, they can all rake in mils, it depends on you. I'd go with One of the first three, as they aren't difficult to ace, leaving you more time for any entrepreneurial aspirations.

only go to law school if you have lawyers in your family and can easily get a job. my job is comfy as fuck but it's because my dad was a lawyer and i got a lot of experience out of the gate. do car wrecks and other injury law on the plaintiff's side and just settle and never go to court. if it goes to court get another lawyer to try the case and pay him half the fee. the goal is to make a few phone calls and send a couple emails every day. that's literally all you do in the job 95% of the time. there's just not much work to do because the deadlines for everything are still in place from like the 1970s before internet made everything super easy.

if you can work it right you'll literally be able to do whatever the fuck you want every day and still get a nice salary. i am sitting on my couch right now shitposting and hanging out with my dogs. might play some vidya later after lunch. gonna make about 300K this year.

Sounds great until your clients figure out they can go to H&R block and get the same thing done on the governments dime. Accounting is a dying profession, although an essential skillset to have for any high tier finance job. You have to have strong accounting fundamentals to understand complex financial models.

Youre better off doing a degree in Finance/CS/Econ getting a high GPA and taking lots of Accounting classes, than being an Accounting major.

Me, Classes are a joke so I study investing with all the free time I have.

Thinking of going to law school but I'm not sure If I want too

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> went to law school
> family isn’t rich nor were they lawyers
> am now 150k in debt

Wew lads. Let’s hope btc goes to 100k before I off myself

Law > Accounting > Clinical Psychology >>>>> Marketing >>>>> Biz Admin > International Business

Literally why do accounting if you aren't getting your CPA? It's beyond useless unless you do that. Also everyone thinks accounting is useless but literally 1 in 4 CEO's are chartered accountants. Dont listen to anyone saying go into finance. Finance is fucking stupid and you learn everything you need for finance in accounting. You also cant sit for the CPA as a finance grad but you can get into IB and write the CFA as an accountant grad.

icas.com/ca-today-news/one-in-four-ceos-are-chartered-accountants

>international business
Totally oversaturated meme degree that will only land you monkey jobs
>History/psychology
Over saturated meme degreees that will only earn you a penny if you are LUCKY enough to become a professor of either one, or you will just get a completely unrelated job that just wants someone with a degree no matter how irrelevant it is to the job. Also, history and psychology will ONLY earn you money if you graduate from an extremely prestigious university like Ivy league, or something like Cambridge and Oxford. STEM degrees will always earn you the same money after 3 years, no matter what university you went to. STEM is objective science so as long you you learn everything in the books there is no academic difference between an Oxford STEM graduate and, say, a Brunel university STEM graduate.
An Oxford graduate is however more intelligent on average and will therefor make worthwhile discoveries and progress, and not just work for a high wage.

The truth is we are in a period of such rapid technological change that no profession is a guaranteed ticket to wealth any more. Accounting may soon not exist, for example. In fact all of the jobs you have listed are at risk of being automated or not existing. STEM isn't a magic ticket either since there's will likely be only a small handful of technical people needed in the world.

Guys, I'm soon a cybernetics engineer, how fucked am I?

Can I make good money being a barber? I've enrolled in a barber course.

Holy shit, literally the same here.

This, 100x this. Unless you're top 10 law schools or top 10 in your class, you basically need lawyer connections to get a decent job in law. I don't recommend it unless you're some kind of sadist.

Doing your pic, giving up dat ass... will give you the brightest future.

>career
lmao at anybody who thinks they'll be working after the 2029 AI singularity

Alright so what I got from this thread is
>do this it's good
>don't do that it's bad
Is anything actually good? Is anything worth my time? Am I guaranteed to fail no matter what I go into? I'm young and don't want to wither away but everything sounds like such a gamble.

>remains alive
>isn't a sadist
You stupid?

Lots is worth your time, just dont get a meme degree and do your research (preferably not on a literal fucking imageboard made for anime enthusiasts originally)

Not even deserving of a (you)..
This wont end well for me

PhD student in chem here. Yeah, you get paid but it's barely anything. My boss is great; he has plenty of connections. Half of my group is great; I can talk to them about a wide variety of options. The department and university fucking sucks though. So many other grad students are mouth breathing retards and the program is full of Chinese and Indians. I've already passed my candidacy so I'm sticking it out, but if I could do it again, I'd just be an engineer. My friends who did that are making 80k out of college (over 100k with a bit of over time), they work fewer hours generally from home, and their employers are paying for them to get Masters degree.

Are you really happy making as much money when you're 20 as you will be when you're 65?

but i can open my own barbershop once i have enough experience...

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Okay so way more responsibility and way more stress and you'll top out at probably 50-60k take home after taxes. You're a fucking barber dude, not a gold miner. Everyone says oh i'll start my own business

By your logic I should continue being a neet with no responsibility and no stress.

Or do literally anything but that and becoming a fucking barber. There's a hundred careers out there you could pick that have good career progression and decent wages.

You don't get experience running a barbershop from cutting hair, you get experience running a barbershop from running a barbershop
You need capital and actual business knowledge, two things you're not going to get by cutting hair.

I'm not qualified to go to Uni, nor do I ever want an office job because desk work bore me to death personally. Fact is I'm not academic. I needed a trade. And also, I'm not in the physical shape to do heavy lifting or demanding jobs such as electrician and plumbing. I can't even get hired at a supermarket because of the competition here.

I hear plenty of people who learned to run a business by running a business.

How are you such a useless human being?
So you're to stupid to go to uni and to dumb or weak to get a trade yet you think somehow your stupid dumbass will open your own business without having the slightest clue about any business taxes, budgeting, marketing or even just getting yourself out of fucking bed in general. You're also so pathetic you can't even get a literal childs job at a supermarket despite them hiring part time people endlessly

I'm hopefully not coming across as as much of a prick at this guy but cutting hair isn't going to magically make you a competent businessman in 15 years, you need to actually be planning and learning for that now

He speaks truth. But at least I want to work. I just wanted a skill that's recession proof and to know if I can live off it.

If you're actually serious about working most skilled trades aren't as physically demanding as you think. Try to get a job with a temp hiring agency first. My buddy did that when was jobless. They'll send you to random jobs for a day or a week or two doing anything from packing fruit to washing floors in a store. That'll give you a wide variety of skills even if it sucks.

this. settle 80% of the time. 5000 dollars to write some fucking letters that you copy and paste a million times before and send you paralegal home early if she drops it off on the mail box on her way home.

I need sauce on this

If you want a recession proof job you can live off, go work for the government. It will kill your soul dead, but you'll work.

Accounting and book keeping will earn you well...until automation eliminates you, many small businesses like free lance book keepers though

psychology is also in high demand, child and adult but just be prepared to eventually come across a genuine basket case.

accounting or marketing/sales

That's if you're choosing a degree. Everything else on this list can be attained with industry experience in either accounting or marketing.

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If you have thick skin, technology sales is the best career path.

Easy six figs, wfh, short hours (company dependent), just literally hit your sales goals and be treated like a king

>personally monetizing from the death of the european races in america
fuck off kike

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Major in Management Information Systems. You'll have to take business/computer science courses.

Accounting. Knowing where to put numbers is invaluable. At the end of the day everyone is caught by the IRS

Be a trial lawyer and make real money

LISTEN, I NEED THE SOURCE ON THIS GIRL'S ASS. I'VE BEEN WAITING ALL DAY

People can argue forever about various degrees. Ultimately you should just have a plan, and choose a degree that can keep you off the streets, but still be slightly applicable to your goals. Accounting and Engineering are good for wannabe financiers for that exact reason.

Sounds like you were doing bottom of the barrel unskilled bullshit. My experince with skilled trades has been almost the opposite of what you've described, not to mention the fact that I make more than a lot of white collar professional do once you factor in untaxed sidework.

Enlist in military, get a security clearance and work with drones, look into contracting jobs afterwards and make cash. Drones are the future of war and a ticket to a wealthy life.

If you're only making 5 figure working 80 hours a week you're not a tradesman, you're a nigger tier laborer

>my debt is going to total almost 200k by next year
The fuck is the point of living

Don''t do it, user.

accounting is a surefire route to a comfy six figure job after a few years, but I can't guarantee you wont blow your brains out before then.

Study accounting, get a high gpa and do lots of ECs while in college. Intern and then get a grad job at the big 4. Work for 3 years there (you will get flogged, working 50-60 hours a week potentially) while you get your CA/CPA certification, then leave for industry and get a comfy job. Keep swapping jobs/chasing promotions and pay rises every few years. If you are good at your job and are likeable you can be making 150k+ after 10 years.

Please I’ve been lurking all day Atleast give me the story behind the pic if there’s no sauce

>tfw I just remembered I was originally going to major in International business when I was in high school
Holy shit. Tragedy averted.

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Sounds like you're too dumb for college.

1. find something that you like, if not, something that you can tolerate the best
2. work for 2-3 years learning the industry
3. make your own company
4. sell company
5. retire by 30

Criminal defense lawyer

letters on drum was enough for me to find it. It's Charlie xcx, some pop singer from uk that shows her ass a lot

Thank you

I'm currently working toward a degree in accounting. The introductory classes are very interesting, and it's a good alternative to STEM.