So Jow Forumscels why havent you taken a vacation in antalya and bang a russian milf yet?

so Jow Forumscels why havent you taken a vacation in antalya and bang a russian milf yet?

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Maybe I should.. just go for the hotels that offer buffet as a default, right?

what am I supposed to do and say?

yes, all inclusive hotels. check if it's singles or family hotel though. brits come to kusadasi and didim, scandis to side and marmaris to party, sleep around.

I don’t want to be assassinated by her oligarch ex-husband

Rich people don't go to Turkey.

they do, even your oligarchs during med tour with their yachts. but to bodrum, not to antalya

Why should I leave my country?

What’s the point? Isn’t better to go directly to Russia?

Turn up to the resort. They have free drinks. Go to the bar, get yourself a drink, start chatting.

I did but I banged some turky qts

females lose their brakes when on vacation

Nah
In Russia they will pretend to be celibate.
In Turkey they just straight tell you they want to fuck.
I mean this is their reason to go in the first place.
Turkey is a sex tourism destination for women

Are sexy men available for penetration as well

>Turkey is a sex tourism destination for women
Really?
That’s right

what if I want to bang a young turkish girl?

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Wtf, thats gay bro

>gay bro

This

Turkish girls are massively underrated qts

try greek islands

Same for British women. Chaste and you have to buy them and all their mates Bacardi breezers just for a chance to finger her in the back of a taxi over here. Go to shagaluf on the other hand and she'll have you unzipped and your cock in her mouth before you can get a word in.

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sounds pretty hard. what do I chat about? how about how based Lagrangians are?

leave this idea

>about how based Lagrangians are
Maybe, Russians usually have a strong mathematical schooling

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Left one is pretty cute, shame that she probably fucked 50 Deanos by now.

I don't know what that is. Chat about anything.

How are you? Where are you from? How are you enjoying your time here? Who are you here with? What do you plan to do here? What does that drink taste like?

Why the fuck would I want to visit T*rkey? It would mean having to be around T*rks

Freaking turkish tourism shill

but aren't those topics a bit...trivial? do people really do this?
most of these have one word answers:
>what drink is that?
water
>oh that's nice
*remain silent*
im not sure what else you want from me
oh...are girls just not into mathematics? no wonder they don't excel in the field, aside from the goddess herself, Noether.
yes that would be good.
either that or I could talk about my collection of rare live tarantula specimens?

they do

Why havent you?

just come to romagna lmao
the russian season begins in early may here

>they do
They dont lol
>even your oligarchs during med tour with their yachts
Pass by it and avoid it like the plague
t. knower

Turkey is considered a faux-pas among the wealthy Russian elite. It's seen as a place for bydlo.

yes but mostly for germans, a german porn company made a whole anthology of gay4pay turkish men in 90s-00s
they are genuinely hot but poor, basically some could model or be total chads if they proper dental care and no working scars, but this also reminds me germany is a turkish colony, so you can go to germany aswell

they come to istanbul too. approach high end clubs in Bosporus with their yachts.

there are hotels for every budget. even upper middle class russians cant afford good ones so you dont know them much.

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quote those exact words back to them when she looks confused you mentioned langrangians
"oh...are girls just not into mathematics? no wonder they don't excel in the field, aside from the goddess herself, Noether." guarenteed pussy moistener. They'll think "oh my gosh he's so smart and educated, wish I could trawl through wikipedia like he does"

I know "them" better than you do, trust me. I wouldn't be caught dead in Turkey.

no you dont. unlike avarage russian they dont have inferiority complex towards europeans so they travel everywhere they think they will have fun.

LMAO
You're not Europeans
>no you dont
Yeah I do, I am one.