/brit/

HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

about to say something that will upset Leftypol and Nigpol, stay tuned.....

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sans l'espace de reddit, c'est bon post

Oh I'm sorry I forgot we are Jow Forums and we are so cool and edgy that reading comprehension is for nerds. Walls and walls of text for us please!

not going to lie my worldview is constantly shattered by all the ugly men with good looking girlfriends. i assume the reason i can't get one is because i'm ugly but they prove me wrong all the time, how do they do it?

how come he can blog post but I cant?

Nah I know I'm stupid but sometimes you get a little too big for your boots and forget now and again. am reminded just how retarded when I read an actual smart person's work or hear them speak about something and am usually in awe at the scope of it after it takes me a long time to get it and then I realise that I still haven't fully understood it beyond that and I'm being told and explained to where they have had to simplify it already, never mind coming up with it to begin with from nothing out of nowhere. Some people just have amazing minds and you can only be inspired by them
People that are obsessed with something that they have explored it so much that it confuses you how they even found the time type of people. Autists basically

See you in 12 weeks boyim
By that time I shall be indistinguishable from the average Parisian

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chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/noverlay/clhfmmanmdkmblpljegdibilonemohdo?hl=en-GB
get this it will help you

I suspect David might be here

Fellow british gentlemen, I was flying in the world of ideas when all of a sudden, I felt on this interesting thought : what would smell your average good looking slag ? What about the ugly one ? Thank you for your time and your dedication to spread british culture accross the world

which people/ideas amaze you?

Everytime I try to be social it fails miserably, I can't hold a conversation, on Jow Forums I have my fair success but in real life most people find me boring

*breathes in*
I quite like Winston Churchill and own several of his books

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practice/get out into the real world. through univesity and then work (contractor basis) you meet so many people that you just learn how to interact with people. of course some people are just boring but it's just practice

Started on the beers in preparation for 190's stint in /lig/ later on

Sunburnt to fuck hate being white it was like 17c

things that make you go "Wow"?

youtube.com/watch?v=DggHeuhpFvg

he's a great writer by any standard
decent artist too

your mum

hmm

Hmmmmm

HMMMMMMMMM

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Microscope and macroscope, have you ever seen the degree of complexity of a human cell ? Same goes for the fusion of galaxies, I already wanked on space documentaries to be frank

ejaculation with a dildo in my bum. the feeling itself isn't great but the orgasm is absolutely phenominal. its how I imagine girls feel since its so much stronger and longer lasting

I told you i'm already trying, been working and meeting people through hobbies for a year now and it always, always failed, developping a personality is 10x harder than working out to get Arnold's body

youtube.com/watch?v=xFQ_fO2D7f0
enjoy the footage in this myself

not sure but i think that might be a tad gay

captains log stardate 07.07.2019:

3rd day of starving myself out. muscles are a bit tight. feeling healthier with slight stomach pains. Its easy now but i think the next couple of days might prove difficult as i might fall victim to the hunger demon.

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*puts the rhetoric aside*

I've worked in a customer and client facing role for 3 years now and I've only marginally improved. I can maintain my minute or two of interaction needed but I'm still totally inept. I've been to company social events many times in an attempt to make friends and improve but it goes nowhere. honestly think I'm just not right in the head

needs more seinfeld

Just anyone and everyone really

Lads I keep thinking about a girlfriend that I will never have.

certainly possible. might be worth going to a psychiatrist/having your emotional intelligence tested. you might be on the spectrum

why didnt they hire a nanny?

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lol if you're constantly amazed then you're never amazed

if only they weren't $100-250 per session

Who else here hopes to be dead by the end of 2019?

Noice, check this one youtube.com/watch?v=CN2XOe_c0iM

So how come ugly lads can get better looking girlfriends but I'm doomed to shagdom

what boomers did to the housing market

no social healthcare in australia?

Woah oh oh oh oh

Infinity and the games people play with infinity such as the infinite hotel.

Lads, my girlfriend's 23andMe say's she is only 92% European. What should I do?

Bet the Clintons are nervous today as well.

Marry a gook like all the other australian lads

>Rules of engagement sir?
>Crew Expendable
express.co.uk/news/world/1148892/oil-tanker-syria-gibraltar-panama-royal-marines-news

blog on

participating in pol discussion
forgot how out of touch with reality the cunts were

why do JFs come in and post here

bit obsessed tbqh

shitpost
redditspace
shitpost

how old are you m8? early 20's like the rest of this lot? honestly dont give a flying shit what you or any of the other lads post here. grow the fuck up how about that?

aunt keeps sending me pictures of the cousin's son
not sure how to reply not good at this pretending to care business me

Lads is having a girlfriend hard work?

mon nom? l'espace de reddit

She's 0.1% gook already.

Big fan of this weather, perfect temperature for going out and enjoying myself

Que sueño es la realidad

Yes but it saves time in other aspects of your life like cooking and cleaning and wanking

absolutely hate when you're orgasming and some shit comes out mid climax, feels great but clean up is a nightmare

well then carry on

i'm an old cunt, 25

>25
oh im laffin

What the absolute fuck are you talking about this is not normal - though shitting myself during sex has always been a nightmare of mine

subsidised only

Summer Weekends on Jow Forums

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it gets worse every year

Haven't had an orgasm in over 2 months.

bet the average iq in this thread is solidly 95, it does make me laugh how people here delude themselves to think the average user base here is smarter than reddit's

>not normal
yeh it is mate your anal muscles contract and expand and sometimes as you're enjoying it some shit splurts out

you're not old you're still a wee lad. go read a book or something this place is for toxic children

Asian/latina/black/middle eastern women be like: hey dear, did you have a good day at work? can I give you a massage? Let me cook tea for you, i'll do my specialty. But not for me, I need to eat a bit less to stay in shape

White women be like: How dare you assume I can cook and tell me I need to stay in shape, how sexist, btw I'm divorcing you and taking 50% of your salary for child support because you don't love me, I put so much effort in to making those ham sandwiches for tea

Based

probably some bent cunt

great post just like people who think Jow Forums is some secret club

instagram.com/p/Bym-sLqglBb/
need a cute jap powerlifting gf

I'm carrying

User base is a social construct

Got to go to the job agency on Friday next week.

scary to think there’s a 38 year old bloke who posts here, literally older than my dad lol

im a 30 year old virgin

grim

how dare you compare honorary aryans to those creatures

isnt alan like 34 as well?

im older than 25 but younger than 30

i have a 145 iq, im smart but lazy

you're aware that normal people see people that post here (like you) in the same respect?

vous demandez mon group prefere?
psychadelic porn crumpets

I'm a 28 year old virgin Autist. I'm not sure if I can hold out another 2 years for the suicide lads. It seems ingrained in my brain as a daily thought now.

24.

Poster age is a lot lower during neet hours