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dilate

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try more later spain is mentally sleeping

5th place isn't terrible considering they had to pick from 27 other countries 2bh

>preferred EU partners

nooooooooo

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Spain how could you...

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it's fake
Germoney manipulating once again to seed discord

How is it fake? We lead in prefered economic partners for 80% of EU member cunts

shut up shut up shut up
The bond between us and Portugal is unbreakable

wtf? I love Germany now

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how perfidious of them!

To be honest, my best experiences when working were with Germans and Americans

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How? German girls are disgusting and the males are too autistic

SPAIN WTF

Makes sense. Spain has been in contact with Germany since Charles V and we were KRAUT'D

how could you do that to portugal, spain...

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Lol

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SNEED

You player

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>Germoney manipulating

no,its us manipulating germany and using them for our own gain,thats what they dont know

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of course they like the one who gives the most gibs

What's responsiveness

Fancy word for dick size

never knew we were that close

Germans are hung?

they're majoritarily black now so yes

I can't believe Spain would do this to us... our only neighboring country...

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Ahhh kara boga

I just want a blue eyed bonde german gf

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you forgot one

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This

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>why yes I want to suck a portuguese big fat cock how did you know?

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Lying like that, why would you do that Spain?

It wasn't a lie!

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Seems like you prefer Germany though.

I already said those are lies, lies!

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Woah, that's pretty hot....

You're trying to cover up after you were exposed ad someone who loves Germany but you hide your love for them so you can get Portugal too... Hmm

They always win by right or might

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Stop believing the lies, you above everyone else should know Germany is not to be trusted.

>wasting your seed on spaniards
Do Germans actually do this?

cheating is one thing, but refusing to admit it a whole different issue

Show him Hans, claim what's yours

Shut up. I'll forever prefer Portugal to your vile lies.

I'm going to kill myself now, it's not worth it if we're not #1 to Spain

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You can be my #1 :3

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No way, best ally...

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At least you're #2...

It's not worth it if it's not Spain, I'm done for

Norway can into Portugal bond?

Yes, fuck Spain now, my cod friends are all I need!

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No, don't say that please...

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We don't need them anyway

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I'll gladly have Norway as #1 since that means I'll also be their #1! TRAITOR

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Maybe we should've joined the good guys in WWI (Central Powers)

Noo you're the first for me, forever and always!

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>Poland mentioned
>twice
I love Spain now

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VERY good image

Norge er Portugals bestevenn!

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>Portugal? More like: Cucked 'em all

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Why are we such chads?

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I WAS the first, until Germany came along!

Given our troubled history I should've known better than to trust you...

There's no choice then.
I'll have to go to war with Germany to prove my love.

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Your love for them right? That proves nothing, I bet the relationship between you two already got to the point at which you enjoy getting beat up by them anyways...

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No, I'm going to wipe Germany of the face of the Earth. Then you'll become our leading companion once again.

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too much LARP

Why are you shitting up Jow Forums with all these threads

fk

Spain can we get Mallorca? We will be bros forever.

>are you shitting up Jow Forums with all these threads

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>Why are you shitting up Jow Forums with all these threads

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>Why are you shitting up Jow Forums with all these threads

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It's too late for that, Spain. Far, far too late...

Maybe Norway isn't so bad, they do give us cod and everything

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FUCK gays

>FUCK gays

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