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try more later spain is mentally sleeping
5th place isn't terrible considering they had to pick from 27 other countries 2bh
>preferred EU partners
nooooooooo
Spain how could you...
it's fake
Germoney manipulating once again to seed discord
How is it fake? We lead in prefered economic partners for 80% of EU member cunts
shut up shut up shut up
The bond between us and Portugal is unbreakable
wtf? I love Germany now
how perfidious of them!
To be honest, my best experiences when working were with Germans and Americans
How? German girls are disgusting and the males are too autistic
SPAIN WTF
Makes sense. Spain has been in contact with Germany since Charles V and we were KRAUT'D
how could you do that to portugal, spain...
Lol
SNEED
You player
>Germoney manipulating
no,its us manipulating germany and using them for our own gain,thats what they dont know
of course they like the one who gives the most gibs
What's responsiveness
Fancy word for dick size
never knew we were that close
Germans are hung?
they're majoritarily black now so yes
I can't believe Spain would do this to us... our only neighboring country...
Ahhh kara boga
I just want a blue eyed bonde german gf
you forgot one
This
>why yes I want to suck a portuguese big fat cock how did you know?
Lying like that, why would you do that Spain?
It wasn't a lie!
Seems like you prefer Germany though.
I already said those are lies, lies!
Woah, that's pretty hot....
You're trying to cover up after you were exposed ad someone who loves Germany but you hide your love for them so you can get Portugal too... Hmm
They always win by right or might
Stop believing the lies, you above everyone else should know Germany is not to be trusted.
>wasting your seed on spaniards
Do Germans actually do this?
cheating is one thing, but refusing to admit it a whole different issue
Show him Hans, claim what's yours
Shut up. I'll forever prefer Portugal to your vile lies.
I'm going to kill myself now, it's not worth it if we're not #1 to Spain
You can be my #1 :3
No way, best ally...
At least you're #2...
It's not worth it if it's not Spain, I'm done for
Norway can into Portugal bond?
Yes, fuck Spain now, my cod friends are all I need!
No, don't say that please...
We don't need them anyway
I'll gladly have Norway as #1 since that means I'll also be their #1! TRAITOR
Maybe we should've joined the good guys in WWI (Central Powers)
Noo you're the first for me, forever and always!
>Poland mentioned
>twice
I love Spain now
VERY good image
Norge er Portugals bestevenn!
>Portugal? More like: Cucked 'em all
Why are we such chads?
I WAS the first, until Germany came along!
Given our troubled history I should've known better than to trust you...
There's no choice then.
I'll have to go to war with Germany to prove my love.
Your love for them right? That proves nothing, I bet the relationship between you two already got to the point at which you enjoy getting beat up by them anyways...
No, I'm going to wipe Germany of the face of the Earth. Then you'll become our leading companion once again.
too much LARP
Why are you shitting up Jow Forums with all these threads
fk
Spain can we get Mallorca? We will be bros forever.
>are you shitting up Jow Forums with all these threads
>Why are you shitting up Jow Forums with all these threads
>Why are you shitting up Jow Forums with all these threads
It's too late for that, Spain. Far, far too late...
Maybe Norway isn't so bad, they do give us cod and everything
FUCK gays
>FUCK gays