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lad cmon eat the shit

this picture is an offense to god and the natural order
those involved will be properly dealt with, eventually

refuse to shag any bird below 9/10, grim all you lads pretending to be shaggers just fuck grim old council estate slags LOL

amazing what a good make up 'artist', haircut and photoshop can do.

you’d know lachlan

A fancy bag of STDs that one

Inni lol i shag 3 women a month and genuinely haven’t touched a bird below a 9 in months

Easy for me though i don’t have to put much effort in with women ngl even got a teacher dming me on insta lmao

Based shaggers

I'm a certified level 1 shagger
I went for my official government shagging test and they said I was one of the best shaggers they had ever seen and that I blew them away with my pure shagging abilities
all I have to do it go to the club and flash my shaggers card and I instantly have at least 10 9/10s propositioning me for the best shag of their lives

you're one to talk, em.

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so you shag lingerie model looking women on the reg?

>Inni lol i shag 3 women a month and genuinely haven’t touched a bird below a 9 in months

>Easy for me though i don’t have to put much effort in with women ngl even got a teacher dming me on insta lmao

>Based shaggers

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mate thats low tier for me, fucked kate upton and a swiss model once

the globalists rule over britain with an iron fist

poo

the shag just texted me that she was 17
lol whoops

>fridge with tits
>9/10
fucked it

it took me 5 times to pass my shagging test
I kept cumming too early

To you? yeah LOL
take yer sperg meds incel

i'm a Queensander and tooheys is the shit. Beery beer thats all iwant

This but 13 haha

was he hot

Haven't had a sober shag since December
Coincidentally that was my last passionate shag

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They sent me the platinum shag card made out of organic carbonised fanny juices

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never had this problem

*she
lole

parading yourself around as a namefag on an anonymous image board for attention, and telling me to take meds?

me? larping as a non loser on brit

Well yeah you've never had sex.

Can't believe my powerfuck rating is only an 88
Thankfully make up for it with a 100 lover score and 98 hip speed

rate tonights shag, solid 7.5?

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they call me the solihull shagger

dark mofo has some very patrician acts: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MONA_FOMA

Just had a letter from the SLA (Shagger's Licencing Agency) to say that according to their records I haven't shagged in 6 months so risk having my licence revoked

corr I fucking love chav skanks

she’d have to pay me

Tongue technique: 12/100
Simply don't like it

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Think we should have a month like pride, doesn't have to be instead of, in which we have a jovial fertility festival of sorts and celebrate and usher in the good fortunes of our future generations while paying respects to those who went before us, those giants upon whose shoulders we stand. Makes more sense than celebrating willies in shitters or whatever.

pfhwoar

mood

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paid my thrusting fine, was doing 40tpm (thrusts per minute) in a 30tpm zone

3 points on my shaggers license fuck sake

Boomer Appreciation Month?

Ah yes IncelFest

fuck off

Body seems nice but the face looks like a modified fruit pie without much fruit on it.

screeching

my examiner said that I had some of the most powerful hip thrusts she had ever felt and gave me 98/100

what's tim got on his right hand?

based tim

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I got caught doing 81tpm in a 50 zone and because I had my shagger's licence for less than two years it was revoked after getting 6 points

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sounds a bit pagan. quite based.

has that old timey colourised feel to it

couple of single cell organisms still posting in the previous thread

I got 69 as one of the manoeuvrers on my Shagger Test, didn't practice it but somehow managed it with only a minor for spending too long fingering

all me

I usually do about 10tpm but they are so powerful that the girl usually has an orgasm every thrust
I was just a born shagger what can I say

every time i see you farting i get down on my knees and sniff
waiting for that final moment when you do a shit right in my face

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Need an Amy-Lee gf circa 2004.

looks like a wrist brace
probably from being such a monumental retard who can't play his instruments properly

7.5? lmao is this a joke she is like a 4 yeh big fake tits are alright but look at that face

have to spend my day in public looking like a fucking tomato in public including toil

Had a hooker refuse to sleep with me and pay me back because she took one look at me and told me she "doesnt do disabled clients"

reckon those that talk about shagging, unironically or not, are the least likely to actually shag
it's the ones who never talk about shagging who shag the most

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it's weird because you understand in the first half of your post why they do this pride shit but then in the second you think it's just about celebrating cocks up arses

(sha(ni(g)g)er)

street sweeper an shiet

I aced the missionary part of the shaggers test but when I was doing the doggy part I accidentally nearly slipped it in her arsehole and lost points which was disappointing

wish tim and kev were friends irl

watching paranoia agent

Ancestors in a more general sense than immediate progenitors, though they too would deserve celebration. The people who honed the things we use unthinkingly but created through toil, our language, concepts and worldviews, hereditary culture and that.

Having sex with a prossy doesn't make you a shagger in the same way ordering a take-away doesn't make you a fucking chef.

Chinkrorke hanging onto the ropes for dear life
Niprorke in my sights

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this but didn't even get my money back
she took it for quote: 'ruining her day'

>Mother's Day? Father's Day? But what about Children's Day?
This is what you sound like

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blog on satoshi

On my honour,
I promise that I will do my best
to do my duty to God and to The Queen,
to help other people
and to keep the Shagger Law.

*tells you to stop being a selfish cunt and get over your fucking dead dog*

why are the globalists trying to make paedophilia mainstream through the guise of LGBT acceptance?

billie elish
i’d nut in her

Shagging prozzies definitely makes you a shagger. You're still a virgin but you are a shagger nonetheless. You can perfect your technique this way to use on a real person when you need to

>seaside marks real name is omar muhammad
oh my days

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ah right so it is a boomer appreciation month

they're not

he sayas in a thread where the OP's picture is a 17 year olds breast

>a real person
lol