Tfw 30 and working as a vacuum cleaner salesman

>maid outfit
Gonna need some pics of that user

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>w-why am I dressed in nothing except swim trunks?!?!?!?!
>help! he..mmpph...
Why do Portublackbois do this?

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>mfw someone in their early 20s in my work starts implying he won't be like me in his 30s and he'd be rich and driving a cool car

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How are native people still not forced out by immigrants in house cleaning

Would you let a nigger in your house?

we're talking about poortugal

the only other real competitors i have are ukrainians and gypsies and nobody trusts those

There are Ukrainians

Oh, OK, makes sense

I think it's also a matter of bragging right and prestige. It's "My house maid is Portuguese" vs "My house maid is from Slovolandia"

Please post a shot of yourself in the maid outfit, user.

Pull out your Jewish business magic and be a millionaire in another country

Being a poor Jew is something like being a black Murrican with a tiny dick. Everyone is expecting so much from you and you disappoint.

that shit's been collecting dust for five years in my storage room no way i'm going to take it off there

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>he kept the outfit

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what was i going to do with it? nobody wants to buy that and burning it would just be a waste of my friends' money

imagine you invite someone over and they find it

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You subconsciously want to try it on. Do it, playing dress up is fun.
Also I really want to see you in it!

i'm not gay
that happened with my mum

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Stop being straight as a biscuit or I’m going to call you a fag.

Very true. Rub that salt deep into his wounds so that he never forgets this.

the delusion is real lmao

Sounds like a job someone in The Twilight Zone would have. Is it fun??

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>vaccum cleaner salesman

Lol sounds like your life SUCKS op lol

Do you meet lonely mommies?

which brand gives the best succ

>tfw 24 and never worked a day in my life
Help I do not even know how to start functioning on my own

>vacuum cleaner salesman
This was a big meme profession in finland in the 80s.

you will unironically never make it

You will never be able to and even if you manage to find a job it will make you feel like shit

Depressing.

Your parents are soviet jews aren't they?

>tfw 24 year old college dropout making more than 50% of american millenials in Poland

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Good luck explaining those 6 years of being out of school and not having a job to your potential employer

>american millennials in Poland
Wat

"I w-was travelling and..."
>meanwhile paler than a sheet of paper

I'm in a similar boat but I've just moved out and im learning
It isn't really hard to fake smiling and do business talk

Go away discord tranny

Not really.
We are all going to die insignificant deaths too.

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i'm almost 26 and work a minimum wage data entry job. Worst part is that I actually have to take it seriously because they bother checking the quality of your work.

What's the best brand of vacuum cleaner ?

The powerful Jew meme is a myth.
t.friends with poor Jews and see Israelis selling bath sea salts at mall kiosks.

>Not filling Israeli and Palestinian housewives with your seed.
You are a disgrace to vacuum cleaner salesmen.

>gypsies
I still can't comprehend how Europe let them in when they came during the time when genocide was the norm.

>that happened with my mum
Have her take pictures of herself in it and then post them. For science.

My neighborhood has female Italians that clearly work here and the city has a high percentage of italian born residents. You could come here. I'd even point out the loud trio of Italian girls that often appears at bars and restaurants I like.
Unfortunately, besides being loud they are unattractive but you post here so....

>tfw American millennial making more than Poles here decades older than me.

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UNDER RATED

28 and in the same boat lol, fuck these work niggas

>tfw too poor to afford a vaccum cleaner
>spend an hour each weekend walking up and down the walls making vacuum sounds so my neighbours think I'm keeping the place clean

Where abouts lad? And how did you get it?

user, please put it on

I'm technically still in uni

How does data entry even work? The very name makes it sound like something you could automate with an hour of python.

Life is suffering :^))

Not really. If the data that is being entered is sourced from a different medium it's impossible to automate because say transcribing voice-to-text and paper-to-text image recognition are not perfect.

>inb4 just do it differently.
If you change the entire process of collecting data that needs to be entered you haven't automated shit.

I find it amazing that such simple concept has to be explained. Have you ever had a job after you finished your pythonista course?

>mfw don't know what to do after i finish my internship
honestly perplexed

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london. just applied for it online. work in retail before.
huge chunks of it are automated, but it still needs human and a lot of it

I’m sorry user..

..but you need to post yourself in the maid outfit