What's your excuse?

Why aren't you autists working high paying jobs in investment banking instead of shitposting on /biz? 3/4s of the people in the field are immigrants whose parents didn't even know english and had shitty, janitorial jobs when they arrived. Literally from the bottom to the top of the social pyramid in one generation. What's your excuse faggo ts?

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those companies already have enough non-immigrant white men so I don't tick any boxes for them

Ibanking is literally peasant tier in finance, the real ballers are in PE/HF

I don't like working 15 hours a day so no thanks.

Because i dont think an investment firm would be happy with some retard employee telling clients to invest in crypto lol

>butthurt PE-er

Because I’m not Asian

No no, I get to put up with better pay, greater job security l, a reasonable work hour and far greater upside economics.

these companies would do absolutely anything to hire minority females from a poor background
even if a white male gets a job at one of these companies, in the next few years the focus will shift to ticking boxes in upper management. A white male who gets a job today will be stuck in an entry level position while inferior diversity hires end up being their boss
it might as well be cuckoldry

the companies themselves dont give a shit. its the PR and HR bullshit jobs which want to tick these boxes on their own accord

The roasties of 2018 have become chronically prolapsed STD hostels. Despite their steady dribble of viscous snail trails, their dangly beef curtains, even their near constant harvesting of new strains of HPV and gonorhea, Chads and Betas line up to service them, to wallow and worship in beefed out body horror. It's been said the bow-legged sluts of our era are now so rotten, their eviscerated vaginas actually "spit" every time they take a step. Sometimes with an audible queef, other times quiet, these whores jettison whatever melange of fluids are sloshing within their polygamous caverns. It's not unusual to spy spotty trails and blood tinged puddles wherever the posterior of a sexually liberated woman has rested.

Yes lets work for ((())), ruining the most vital years in my life by working 60 hours a week. So that I can brag to my friends, while my kid is being raised by others and my wife is banging to yoga teacher.

Nope

Lol who the fuck are you kidding. Finance doesn’t give a shit about affirmative action, they hire rich chinks and pajeet who have rich relatives who would use hire the bank for equity raises

>these companies would do absolutely anything to hire minority females from a poor background

Asians are the opposite. They get discriminated against because they're not black. They usually have to have HIGHER qualifications to get the same job.

i'm a white man in europe, so i don't qualify for diversity visas, i don't get diversity scholarships and i'm taxed 75% for it to go to foreigners in my country
"white privilege" in the 21st century is a joke

Are you saying you're too good to work 60 or even 80 hours a week for 120k base and 60-120k bonus as a junior analyst?

hes saying that the job gives you money, but cost of living increase, along with the time commitment means it may not even be worth it. the job gains its Value from the social status alone.

the cost of the social status is your youth. you may not even save that much money if you live in an expensive area to have the job.

>he works for someone else
>he thinks he will make it

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Thats only because they cant speak English, same with Indians who are brown.

The job is basically 2 years of free training for PE/HF work.

Bs to the immigrant thing. Asians who come to the states I know from experience at least with Koreans it usually the rich kids that get sent to Uni. Or rich parents who come to Korea. Asians get pushed into math and high paying areas also. They deserve the success. But its not a rags to riches story...

Because I literally can't get a job at one

t. Been applying for a decade

because of criminal record obv

Because I can't fit in the yellow fever diversity hire pussy pass niche

Good hire though, nothing wrong with asian pussy wandering around the office

You’ll be working at a portco in 5 years

Also

>HF

>greater job security

I think the only industry that’s dying faster is coal

Also these days you’re not getting better pay until the very senior level (if you make it). Carry for junior people is a joke

Blackpilled

because nobody here is good enough, and most of the time blame it on "muh anti white male agenda" which only makes them project an even greater defeatist demeanor and undesirable hiring qualities

Fuck's going on with university of chicago, did they seriously buy adspace on Jow Forums?

UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO!

Bill Gate's son is going there!

Quick someone make that thread again.

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I will pay you to write erotica

Because we are so clever that knew that something like this could happen, we just needed to wait for the kek signals, and that's something you only see when you are a basement dweller

This was the right timeline all along

If you think someone below upper middle class went to UChicago you're such a massive brainlet you wouldn't even be allowed on campus.

More like ibanking is for low selfesteem cucks willing to sacrifice their health and cut like 5 years from their lifespan solely for jew overlords.

Investment management is the holy land.

Why is this copypasta so good? It's objectively horrific.

Because I don't have the luxury of being a diversity hire or getting a free ride.