Rate your neighboring countries on scale 1 to 10

belgium: 0
luxembourg: 0
germany: 0
italy: 0
andorra: 0
spain: 0

overseas neighbors:
britain: 0
brazil: 0
netherlands(saint martin): 0
australia: 0
new zealand: 0
canada: 0

go fuck yourselves

now r8 neighbors

Canada 5
Mexico 6
Russia 8
Cuba 11

Hungary 8/10
Slovenia 6/10
Montenegro 5/10
Serbia 4/10
Bosnia 2/10

Ok, Robespierre.
Chill out.

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Persia (fuck eyeran)- 7, they keep to themselves and trade with us.

Iraq/syria - 0
Armenia - Doesnt exist
Azerbeycan- 8
Georgia- 7
Bulgaria- 6
Greece- either a 2 or a 8 depending on the year
Northern cyprus - 5, more trouble then its worth and they dont even like the mainland
Southern cyprus- 1

Bonus for relevant ex-vilayets and other relevant countries
Croatia- 8, we do investments
Lebanon- 6, pretty irrelevant but they are the only non-subhuman state in middle east, lebanon is MED and not arap okay? Very little people in lebanon speak arapiç capische gabagool?
Israel- palestine doesnt exist/10

China 6
North Korea 1
South Korea 2
Russia 4
Taiwan 8

they all rank 4/10 or lower

Norway 8/10
Finland 9/10
Estonia 7/10
Latvia 7/10
Lithuania 7/10
Poland 5/10
Belorussia 7/10
Ukraine 4/10
Georgia 3/10
Azerbaijan 3/10
Kazakhstan 5/10
Mongolia 5/10
China 4/10
North Korea 1/10
Japan 8/10
USA 4/10

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Morocco 1/10
Tunisia 1/10
Nigger 1/10
Mali 1/10
Libya 1/10
Mauretania 1/10
Western Sahara 1/10

The absolute state of British media

france is 4 losers lmao

Russia 0/10
Eesti 10/10
Sweden 7/10
Norway 9/10

Japan -10 (Because they originally contain radioactive in their land, and export radioactive foods to abroad, thus infecting the whole world. They're minus 10)
China 1
Taiwan 7
Hongkong 5

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couldn't they just shag some sheeps in ireland

Kosovo: 9/10
Montenegro: 8/10
North macedonia: 5/10
Greece: 5/10
Italy: 8/10

Why is Russia lower than China?

>UK
8.5/10
>Belgium
7.5/10
>Germany
0/10
>Switzerland
6/10
>Italy
7/10
>Spain
7/10

Brasil 6/10
Uruguay 7/10
Chile 7/10
Paraguay 3/10
Bolivia 0/10

please visit western turkey

Canada-strong 4
Mexico-6

Italy 9/10
Switzerland 10/10
Germany 7/10
Hungary 5/10
Czechia 8/10
Slovenia 6/10
Slovakia 5/10
Liechtenstein ?/10

barely got cash for vacation in dalmatia let alone 1200 km trip

Slovenia 6
Hungary 6
Bosnia 5
Montenegro 4
Serbia 2

Portugal: 8
France: 3
Morocco: 3
UK: 0
Andorra: 7
The sea: 10

>France
5/10
>Switzerland
7/10
>Austria
5/10
>Slovenia
7/10
>Rightful Italian Clay Croatia
7/10
>Why do they keep coming holy shit fuck off do we share a border or something with them Romania, Bosnia, Serbia, Kosovo, Montonegro, Morocco, Tunisia and Albania
4/10
>Totally not Italy I swear San Marino
6/10
>Italian Museum and Province of Rome run by neo marxist jew lovers Vatican City
5/10

its unironically probably cheaper to have a vacation in turkey then it is in your own country because lira's value is hot fucking garbage
getting here might be a problem but everything after that point should be cheap as fuck for you

Ireland: 0/10

Malaysia: (laughing emoji)/10

Chinese living in Japan most likely.

Russia - 4/10
Ukraine - 2/10
Poland - 6/10
Lithuania - 5/10
Lavia - 6/10

Tolerable out of / 10

Japan
Mexico
The Bahamas

Irrelevant out of / 10

Cuba
Russia
Dominican Republic
Jamaica
Netherlands

Garbage, why does it exist / 10

Venezuela
Canada
Haiti

Google their money out of / 10
Niue

Literally who out of / 10
Marshall Islands
Kiribati
Tokelau
Federated States of Micronesia
Samoa
Tonga
British Virgin Islands
Cook Islands
Anguilla

I guess we border every other country we have permanent military bases in. These nations are essentially dependencies of the American Empire and aren't worth mentioning.

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Kazakhstan - 5/10
China - 8/10
Mongolia - 8/10
Ukraine - same country
Finland - 8/10
Belarus - 5/10
Georgia - 3/10
Azerbaijan - 3/10
Estonia - 6/10
Latvia - 5/10
Lithuania - 6/10
Abkhazia - what is this
Poland - 7/10
Norway - 10/10
South Ossetia - what is this
North Korea - 9/10

>Belorussia 7/10
>USA 4/10

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germany 3/10
liechtenstein 6/10
switzerland 3/10
italy 7/10
slovenia 7/10
hungary 9/10
slovakia 6/10
czechia 6/10

This is why I marked Russia as irrelevant.

I like my fellow European countries. Ukraine is a pretty shitty tho, I hope they will get better.

>Ireland
9/10
>Cyprus
8/10
>Spain
3/10, too many balconies

>Korea 4
They are basically nice, but we have too much political issues. If only we didn’t have these issues, they could be 10/10.
>China 6
>Russia 6
I’ve met some Russian in my life and they looked unfriendly at first, but after some conversations I found they were kind and helped me a lot.

Russia 3/10
Turkey 2/10
Azerbaijan 1/10
Armenia 1/10

Um, you retard, you share borders with the USA, the Flips, and the Norks too.

Thanks for acknowledging us

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Uruguay, chile: 9
Brazil:8
Bolivia, paraguay:7

We live in a quite neighbourhood

You have thirteen American military bases. You're our little bitch.

russia 5/10 (otherwise I would give +5 if not the whole "we r now gonna invade your whole boypussy" thing)
sweden -5/10
norway 0/10
estonia 10/10

Just reading that sweden is a great neibhouring country just makses me sick, since they have been holding us back for centuries and they consider us as subhumans.
Makes me sick that my fellow finns idealize sweden even though they are still gnawing away our sometimes non existant national pride.

You can call me anything you want daddy, as long as you keep protecting me for free.

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Your welcum

cringe veeti

LOS:5 they could be worse if they wanted
Guatemala:2 fuck injuns
Belize:0 no diplomatic relations at all

Romania and Greece are pretty gucci
T*rkey is T*rkey, but ain't that bad, unless they go full retard with their sultan wannabe
Serbia a shit
>Fyrom

If we were neighbors we'd treat you better. Except we'd import a bunch of shitskins. Sorry bout that bit. It's em politicians. Fuckin politicians.

I'm keeping this hush but you are 10/10 desu.

You have American military bases. Don't forget that you too are an American dependency.

After seeing this thread i give 0 for all.
Cheers.

Argentina: 7
Peru: 6
Bolivia: 4

Argentina 7/10
Peru 4/10
Bolivia cringe/10

I'm always that there aren't more American soldiers than Germans in your country. We've comical amount of permanent territorial possessions that will never be returned to Germoid hands.

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Sorry our servicemen are so shit. I don't care if they are in garbageholes like Germany or Bosnia but the Japanese people doesn't deserve it.

>>Totally not Italy I swear San Marino
kek I forgot their existence.

>Cyprus
What ?

They have tremendous military bases there. I'm drunk and so I can't remember the names of them there. They are large enough that they are essentially overseas territories. Britain has been what's keeping Cyprus from falling into a cycle of ethnic slaughter for decades. Think they refer to it as their permanent Mediterranean aircraft carrier thingum. I don't know, they have more elegant name. More drunk I am more brain cabinets get locked.

All our neighbours hate us
bulgaria 4/10
albania 5/10
kosovo 8/10 our greatest ally :)
serbia 6/10
greece 2/10

You have American military bases. You exist on the whim of CIA director. Lol

cool

Thanks drunken bro.

>greece 2/10
Why?

Azerbaijan 4/10 (won't stop bitching about south azerbaijan)
Armenia 7/10
Turkey 7/10
Iraq 4/10 (but we basically control them)
Turkmenistan 5/10 (they don't really do much desu. so not sure how to feel about them)
Afghanistan 7/10
Pakistan 0/10 (indians larping as persians)

(Iranian btw)

What I'm sayin is don't riot for the wrong reason or we'll fuck you up like we did with all Middle East and Norfafrica couple years ago and failed to do with Ukraine.
They're turkomen faggot goatfuckers. Even I know that.

Ew get out before I send agent after you

ethnically cleansed an entire region that was majority macedonian in the 30s and now they pretend we never lived there and stopped our progression since our independence
what are you on about you demented mutt

Perú: 7/10
Bolivia:4/10
Argentina:8/10
Pacific Ocean:10/10

Shud the fuck up you literal Bulgarian. I need to go stuff my gobhole with REAL Turkish cuisine now, I'm going to leave and have some fine taramasalata fine food unlike you could ever have in your SHIT balkanoid region also I need more booze

Rate in terms of what?
Arbitrary meaningless ranking:
>Russia
4/10
>Lithuania
4/10
>Belarus
8/10
>Ukraine
2/10
>Slovakia
8/10
>Czech Republic
9/10
>Germany
6/10

just have sex already,its not funny anymore

Eat shit you turko-bulgar rapebabby. You have less history than USA

Russia 0/10
Sweden 5/10
Norway 7/10

Estonia 7/10

. around hexagon
England : 1/10
Belgium : nuke
Luxembourg : invade
Suisse : 8/10
Italie : 6/10 because too dirty
Monaco : lol
Spain : 7/10
Pyrenean duty free : 10/10

. overseas
Canada : 0/10 gib EEZ
Antigua & Barbuda and St kitts & Nevis : What the actual fuck
Dominique and Sainte Lucie : 8/10 cool landscapes
Suriname : 2/10
Brazil : 0/10 pic related
Comoros : 0/10 fuck off niggers
Madagascar : plague/10
Mauritius : 2/10 Tromelin is ours
Australia and NZ : 2/10 island anglos
Vanuatu Fidji Samoa : ??/10

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Denmark 10

Nuh uh
700 years of macedonian kingdom
300 years of macedonian ptolemy dynasty egypt(Ending with Cleopatra)
Justinian I
200 years of the macedonian dynasty rulling ERE
Tsar Samoil
volkasin and ugljesa
Now go drink yourself to death you disgusting burger

if Alexander was greek why was his last name Makedonski?

rofl lmao gay and that is why you changed countries name to appease greece retard

Switzerland 8/10
Liechtenstein 8/10
Italy 7/10
Slovenia 7/10
Hungary 6/10
Slovakia 6/10
Czech Republic 8/10
Germany 0/10

france 7/10

cope

cope harder ya bitch yeah ya mad u sound mad

Australia 8/10

uk: 7
belgium: 4
spain: 0
italy: 5
switzerland: 10

Germany 3
France 1
Italy 6
Austria 8
Liechtenstein 10

This fucking frog rates luxenburg but forgets abouts us.
Just so you know: i rated you with 1 before seeing your post and it proves me fucking right. You're a disgusting country.
At least you remembered us... >:(
Based
Why do rate us the same as g*rmany?
It's your own fault for being hated by everyone