>live in apartment complex
>20 year old girl is moving and just dropped a box with a huge glass breaking sound
>peek out and she is just sitting next to it looking like she is about to cry
>no one to help her and is obviously overwhelmed and stressed out. maybe being evicted
should i go out and help her?! 0_0 im scared of girls but she needs a friend... do girls have sex to relieve stress easily? what do i doooo
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Gtfo
do rape
no you have more important things to do like respectfully discuss international culture
ah fuck. i spaghetti'd
i yelled out my window to her "hey, do you want help"
she said "no im okay. thanks". and my stupid ass just said "im really strong" and got scared and closed my window
goddamit
Wow
That's brettu gud tho desu.
Probably she just doesn't want to be raped when she already has many other problems.
Better than most Timothys here would do
this lol
based
ducking pussy
just go and start helping her, wait for an opportune moment to whip it out
it looked like a lactation spot on the right tit in the thumbnail
massively disappointed
did
sole reason why i am here
>just said "im really strong" and got scared and closed my window
> just said "im really strong" and got scared and closed my window
this is powerful.
thanks. at east i tried.
i think her dad and brother are here now so im kinda glad i didnt go out there now. that probably would have caused an awkward moment, like if they thought i was her bf or something and grill me
just said "im really strong" and got scared and closed my window
Truly one of us
Thanks user, I needed that laugh.
>me strong me push things
nah
you sound like the kind of guy who's just good for being an emotional sponge.
stay put
she called them after you indicated your desire to rape her
>just said "im really strong" and got scared and closed my window
Now they now you're really strong and they will come for u.
Lock your door too
would it have worked if i said it more confidently? fuck. maybe i should have waited for a reply
fucking kek
She obviously wants help bro just go down there and don't sperg out
men don't ask, men do ™
damn. that's good advice. ill be more sure of myself next time and just do it.
That's exactly what a rapist would say.
s.oy this cuc.kfool
>close window after a failed attempt to know the girl next door
>post on Jow Forums
Now the whole world knows about this autist's problem. What a time to live in.
BASED
Cringe. Seek help. AJJAJAKSJAJSJAAJAHAHAHAH
ultimate male specimen
Tyrone and Juan will come to help her and you will live to regret this for the rest of your life, Jebediah
you are here forever
damn. the guy i though was her brother kissed her on the lips. now i dont feel bad at all i was doomed from the start. i'm probably stronger than him though. and yes, im spying on them moving from my bedroom window. why am i like this?
>and my stupid ass just said "im really strong" and got scared and closed my window
you did alright
Well, now that you've confirmed that there's nothing to gain from interacting with her and you can move on with your life. Not all that bad in hindsight.
poke your head out and say it again
exactly. at least i have learned from this
lol. ill never see these people again after today most likely, ill do it next time i see them walking by
>"I'm really strong"
>*closes window in anguish*
LMAO
>b-but that works in movie!
why scared?
BASED
open the window and just start screaming like your the hulk or something
Great job user
if dubs op must do it
>"do not miss your chance to blow this opportunity goes once in a lifetime"
I know how it feels to fuck up like that :(
>YOU WANT HELP I'M STRWONG I CAN HELP
fag
it's okay you can salvage it, just walk outside to the shop and when you walk past her, smile and say "looking good" and then wink