Why do Anglos have this weird grey hair colour - ashy brown/dirty blonde bullshit?

This is my hair color
But Nordics do have dark blonde hair a lot. Where do you get your ideas from?

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a fuckton of anglos and germans have it. nordics have more of a classic brad pitt type dirty blonde or kurt cobain blonde or platinum blonde

why does it look grey? looks weird as fuck. its not really blonde or brown, kind of lacks colour, like being prematurely grey.

Am I also Anglo?

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Idk lol. I don't have a scientific explanation for my hair color.

Yo wtf her hair and eye color are literally the same as mine. Am I anglo now?

Forget being Anglo, does this mean I am Greek?

Sure I guess. Maybe anglos are Greek

>same hair color as me
>Med too

Beyond based holy shit my lost BROTHER

I'll be coming to Portugal in the end of the month so we'll finally reunite brother

Based, help me kill the Brazilians here.

stop buying into the meme every ethnically nordic person is blonde and blue eyed, american media dont know shit

they are though

Gladly. No new world mutts should be let in Europe

i was blonde as a kid but turned brown with age and i'm ethnically swedish, explain?

i like my anglo hair. it looks pure brown when it's dark and blonde with red highlights in the sun. stay jelly, mutt.

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just like Sweden itself

Feels good to have blond hair

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same lad except sometimes my hair shines gold in the sun

nice explanation you mutt

you're blonde, it's just that people consider dirty or dark blonde "brown" in sweden

are you a cute twink

>that pink pigskin
oink oink

No. I'm a hairy gorilla

post ancestry

A lot of Belgians have this too. Dilluted Germanic genes I would say

I think it's pretty ugly

can you be my daddy then? :3

>300 years recorded of undiluted Dutch blood
>Dark brown hair

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100% KARA BOGA

You can sit on my lap but nothing else

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do belgians look a lot like british, northern french or even german people from west germany such as baden-wurttemberg, hessen, etc?

uwu thank you daddy~

dutch are not white
>grey crocs
my nigga

wait - you're calling me, a nordic person with actually blonde hair, a mutt? when you have mutt hair that looks extremely ugly and dull and grey and boring? and isn't even blonde? and isn't brown either? yikes.

>red highlights

hello patrick o'niell

Imbecile

I have it as well. Looks better than that Nordic light blonde imo.

>400 years of Portuguese blood in the same village in the North
>Dirty blond hair

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rent free

Suebian remnant

Swedes are much darker than say Norwegians or Danish people, that's why we always dominated them throughout history

>me, a nordic person
You are not white. Have sex.
>hello patrick o'niell
Yeah, I'm Irish, how could you tell?

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swedes are blonder though

What cope is this?

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No, especially not core Sweden

It was a compliment

except my parents came here from denmark. stay mad mutt

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>Swedes are much darker than say Norwegians or Danish people
Is this actually true? Always thought more Norwegians had dark hair.

Dude the Suebi got assimilated in the middle ages into the Celto-Iberian populace.

Celto-Iberian-Berber populance*

I have never seen so many blonde people concentrated into a crowd as when I visited Norway

>denmark
Not white. Keep seething over muh pure white heritage.

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My ancestors conquered this entire continent lol.

user you could be the whitest person in the world, the flag you carry ruins it all. If we were in the 50's or 60's in Jow Forums MAYBE you could get a pass.

butthurt mutts mad because they just realized anglos aren't aryan

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How the fuck is this grey, it's a pretty hair color

butthurt mutt mad because he just realised he isn't white

I don't subscribe to Nordicism. Anglos are the protagonists of history.

>irish
>white

yikes

>claims to also be """anglo""" (ie. north american mutt)
>calling danes not white
>anglos literally came from denmark
>they aren't even actually pure danish
lmao

okay now this is epic, please leave my thread now, ugly """anglo"""" mutts.
you're not white

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>Celto-Iberian-Berber-Roman-Viking-Visigoth

Dios mio

Indeed

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I'd say probably more like West Germans... Although there are regional differences. People from West Flanders look very Anglo Saxon while people from Antwerp and Limburg are darker

>North American flags

You're not "Anglo". You're literally mutts. Anglos got muttified hardcore since the 1600s.

>THESE ANGLOS ARE MAKING FUN OF ME!!! NOOOOOOOOOO I'M WHITE!!!!!

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maybe UK anglos are white, but certainly not north american mutt """anglos"""

The English, like everyone else on earth, are a confluence of different peoples that became a nation. I'm white, I speak English, and most of my ancestry traces back to the British Isles, therefore I am Anglo-American.

Nah. My cousin is going to marry a WASPy and I'm going to the wedding, and I can assure they seem Anglo, only american

don't really give two shits on how white i am, but how dare you insinuate on how anglo i am. the only parts of me that aren't english are irish. you could argue that ruins it but all anglos got MICK'd hard