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cum

ummmm where my girlpills at???

awful edition

minimalist edition :p

i very much like this edition

good morning u s a

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what do you mean?

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the pills that will give me tits

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are you transexual?

good
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au revoir les enfants
that means fuck you

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>dad has diabetes
>put on a low carb diet by his doctor
>eats fried chicken every day because "it's just meat, how bad can it be?"

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there goes the only man i ever had a crush on and stalked in high school

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good edition

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post his tits

>brother is morbidly obese
>continues eating a McChicken every day because "lettuce is a vegetable"

do not have them
but i imagine his tits are quite nice

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my dad as beetus too and continues to consume ice cream, candy, soda, etc.
he's a dumb fuck and won't listen bc he says that the insulin meds keep his blood sugar down so it doesn't matter

not yet
like im saying i need my girlpills

For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.

One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".

Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.

I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.

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just buy them

need a job first

the stupidest part about type 2 diabetes is that it's reversible but people pretend like it's not

this is fucking BULSHIT

how the FUCK do i go higher, im actuslly going to kms

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Glad that my only mental issues are ADHD and depression

what is this

i got HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOEEEESSSSSS

my voice pitch """"""""""progress""""""""""

just get a job

im on it

oh. keep practicing, i'm assuming things like that don't change over night.

you cannot change your pitch

post a vocaroo with your voice to judge

can a person be considered trans if they dont have the money to transition?

wait
but is it like you genuinely believe you are a woman or you like to pretend you are a woman for whatever reason?

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idk
can they?

you should know
arent you a trans?

as far as how i understand it, a transexual woman is someone who genuinely believes he or she is an actual woman trapped in a male body, and it's something they have always have identified with, so it's not like they pretend to be a woman, they get turned on by acting as a woman, they like wearing women clothing, etc. none of that, the genuinely believe they are a woman

the answer to this would be too complicated for the average /cum/ poster
not yet

cause i hooooooooooes
callin a young n-words phone

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quiero ser una mujer

i'm interested in the subject
please educate me on this subject, oh wise one

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aaaaa power outage

just found an epic post

it's tragic how little real arab porn there is
99% of the american porn is just hispanic girls LARPing
the only real arab porn out there is french, but the quality is dog trash

okay, first lesson: sex/gender

vomited and cried in the shower again

i like to sleep in the shower

i'm sorry, user.
wanna talk about what's going on?

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i want to binge eat but i already purged once today

same
it's so comfy dude

just ordered a pizza from domino's
okay, what about that?

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you should see a doctor.

Mexicanons what does "motinga" mean?

so, a woman is not the same as a female

what happened user, why so sad and sick? :(
i'll try to help if i can
wtf? why would you sleep in the shower?

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okay, please help with that cause i don't know the difference ._.
sorry for my ignorance
never heard that word before... you sure it's mexican?

i hate my skeleton
everyone has to remind me im so tall constantly
i hate being tall

i used to do it when i was younger
before school i'd sleep in there until my parents made me get out the shower

got another pints because bf went to bed
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you sound just like my friend. she had the same issues.
but it can only get better if you see a doc, user. it ain't easy but it can better, i know because I've seen it first hand.

I only sleep in the shower when I'm extremely exhausted, plus the hot water feels just feels nice

POTUS? more like PUTOS jajjajajasdasdasdadafaasdfg

i look in the mirror and i feel repulsive and i hate what i see even though I am generally considered a good looking man

but, why?
you know, when i'm extremely exhausted i use my bed, it works great
how could you sleep with the shower on? your body gets used to it? also, think about all that water you are wasting!

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i was trying to get some more sleep

aww man, don't feel like that :'(
i'm sure you are pretty good looking
why do you feel repulsed by your own face/body?

my mom says I have body dysmorphia

idk, but why not use the bed instead? it's more waaaaay more comfortable

maybe, irregardless seeing a good therapist can help

i like to do it specially when im hungover
the cold water and floor feel nice

Gonna sell my gas guzzler and get a Zero tm brand electric motorcycle. Thoughts?

maybe, but there's gotta be a reason of why you have that and why you feel like you do
is there something you have to tell?

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they wouldn't let me sleep in my bed because i had to go to school. i don't do it anymore.

>you know, when i'm extremely exhausted i use my bed, it works great
sometimes I shower late in the day, so when I get in the shower I'm already really tired
plus it has to do with mental exhaustion
>how could you sleep with the shower on? your body gets used to it? also, think about all that water you are wasting!
I knowww
I try not to do it too often

what is that?

i guess that makes sense but even hungover makes more sense sleeping in the bed with the AC on or something
you were late for school or something? seems strange they wouldn't let you sleep in your own bed...

okay
you see, when a baby is born, they typically assign the baby with a gender based on their physical characteristics, boy or girl, however, this does not capture the baby's actual gender, since gender is a socially constructed thing
woman refers to the gender, the things that society has said of how a female should act, look, dress, talk, etc.
so some people identify more with a different gender that the one they were assigned at birth, those people are called transgender
me? im not transgender

thats the easiest way i can explain this thing

my pizza just arrived
brb

Did you watch much anime as a child?

oh my fucking god porn just blasted out of my speakers and my dad 100% heard it
i'm playing the song from the porn in the hope that my dad thinks he misheard it
someone please kill me

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Nice

oh shid

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are there any highly dangerous decent paying jobs that nobody wants to do out of fear death because my indifference to dying the only asset I have

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I found it really hard to be open with the therapist I went to and after the second session I just felt like I was lying to make it seem like I was making progress but I never even got to my actual problems

no i dont like anime

>So user... what do you do for work?

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yikes

good

you should go back again, it's better to let them know you're having trouble opening up so they can help you work through it than lie, ya know?

sorry bb

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idk m8
i like the feeling of cold water falling on me

i made myself breakfast
eggs with sausage with a side of pork beans and tortillas

I like it enough for several people so it's alright

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that's normal, it usually takes a few sessions until you can comfortably open up to your therapist, and the therapist knows this as well
I did the same thing the first few times I went too

Line man
Deep sea fisherman

is therapy expensive?