What you guys pulled off is amazing

Somehow you guys have managed to get ChainLink ignored by everyone. We all know how important CL is regardless of what the liars who respond calling it a scam will say, and yet it's nowhere on this list. I'm still not impressed that you guys first shilled it to me right before SIBOS, but that's on me.

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>parses JSON
>worth $100m

Linkies obviously don’t work with APIs.

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this chart triggers my autism

>Linkies obviously don’t work

ftfy

the FOMO into link will be so yuge even Drumpf will take notice.

It's a meme Jow Forums is known as one of, if not the most trolling site in history. Look up " doing it for the lulz". This is a site infamous for ruining people's lives over trivial matters and always taking things too far.

This entire site is a congregation of people who love nothing but ruin and laughing at other people's failings. It's contrarian just to be contrarian; look at how people say this is one of the most racists sites on earth yet every second thread is about BBC or black superiority.

The people here take great pride in doing the opposite of what other people are doing and then calling them normies. THESE PEOPLE LOVE CHAOS!

This applies to chainlink. They took the most useless and worthless coin and spent countless hours making it the new "Ethereum" just so people who are new to crypto will lose all their money and not even look at better projects.

They are feeding off FOMO and telling people this is the new get rich quick scheme like BTC was a couple of years ago. They want you to lose money so they can laugh at the normal people who fell for memes.

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Invest in Nav

What if Jason needs a lot of parsing done?

why tell them though? you're kinda ruining it

A bunch of 4channers tried to make it their coin and then rorys dad had beef with jason parser while Sergey was backpacking in Thailand I think. Then Sergey was fat from McDonalds and Ronald McDonald wanted his money for all the burgers.

Eh idk guys I'd rather not risk it tbqh.

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Taking data from the exploding API economy and putting it onto the blockchain in a decentralized and trustless fashion so that entire industries can be automated via smart contracts is a meme you're all being scammed by whales who bought in big during the ICO and tried to force it as /ourcoin/ on biz to trick newfags out of their money sell all your LINK now while you still have the chance

same. I think eth deserves to be carbon

what does it mean for coins to be noble gases
what's the meaning of the heavy elements (actinids and the other ones)
what's the meaning of the rows, do coins have energy levels or something?

and lastly, can you make compounds with these currencies?
it makes 0 fucking sense
sorry for the autism

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This is not true. If everyone buys it thinking it’s new ethereum then the price will go up

yes, chainlink ignored by everyone because its a scam coin. only autists on biz are dumb enough to buy link so you only target biz with your link shills

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Now all we need is for Tiger Mom to stop shilling ChainLink to all of her fucking friends.

It isn't a coincidence that we've had an influx of newfags and buy pressure ever since she stepped in.

>that pic
you guys are the best

Missed opportunity with that laptop screen though...

I started explaining the full scope of the tech to friends and they actually seem to be understanding how it serves a real purpose and will contribute to the automation revolution. Most normies are turned off the current crypto market because they see they missed the boat on bitcoin and Eth and now there are hundreds of different scam projects with very little long term purpose.

This is a shill that repost this on nearly every thread don't fall for it

they aren't wrong. There will likely be another bubble when it becomes clear some, very few, existing projects or so far unseen ones on the public blockchain actually start getting used by big players. It's plausible that chainlink is the one that pulls it off.