Reminder that a gf is a depreciating asset

Reminder that a gf is a depreciating asset

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>t. virgin

mid 30s boomer, I can confirm that gf's are depreciating assets. it costs less to pick up girls to bang than it does to have a consistent gf

So this is the power of incels

That's not even a fucking wallet, it's a car manual

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One you can:
- have sex with
- share your life and worries with
- lower your tax burden significantly
- have kids with

My wife is unironically my best friend.

>wife

Wew lad

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>have sex with
Not special
>share your life and worries with
She’ll think you’re a cuck and never respect you
>lower your tax burden significantly
Meme
>have kids with
You can literally hire a woman for that

My gf bails my ads out all the time and also takes me home when I am too drunk to walk... It's great

You're right but they let you put stuff in their pussy and butthole so it's fun to rent one for a few months here and there

OPs ex here. Avoid him girls

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>Not special
If you have sex with a woman for ten years, try out any kink you can imagine and then tell me again it is "nothing special".
>She’ll think you’re a cuck and never respect you
If you think so.
>Meme
I would pay 20k in taxes more per year, if it would not be for her to still be in university.
>You can literally hire a woman for that
Yeah. Clinical insemination and then having a bay to take care of alone. What a fun thought. Not.

>inb4 "she is a golddigger"
She helped me through university and other stuff before.

Not everyone here is an incel with a dystopian view on the world.

The issue is do you have a good woman or a shitty thot. Most women in the west if they arent at church are whores who will suck off your best friend if he is more handsome.

I say get a wife from a more conservative country. Gfs yes are a waste of effort and emotion and will not help your life 90% of the time. A good wife however who can be trusted will give you the base to focus on making it. Im way richer now im married and not drunk eith buddies every weekend looking for pussy.

t. Poorfag

Kek spotted the incel.

Today my gf cooked, made me coffee and literally scratched my back.

Kys and fuck off normie

Can anyone give advice how a 18 yo zoomer could get a girlfriend or just a hookup? School is starting so I'll be going to parties. Seriously want to go and try since I feel like lifting and nofap is giving me such a test boost that I'm feeling like an animal.

What are some good ice breakers or conversation tips? I'm actually quite good at banter with m8s. I got some money to spend as well.

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I really can't imagine that many kinks that I couldn't try out in the span of a few days. For reference I spend at least 3 hours a day edging and frequently browse /d/.

I want an lgf.

You have to be a moron to actually think you can live with a women long term. It's fine to date them if you realize the pros/cons and accept them as a fair exchange.

But honestly, I could care less if these men have a shit life while they continue to beat their head against a brick wall.

I'm 31 and have had multiple girlfriends and they have only brought me misery.

You think the Jow Forums biz forum is the place to ask this let alone get good advice

>asking a question like this on Jow Forums
Great idea.

>I really can't imagine that many kinks that I couldn't try out in the span of a few days.

Lactation
Pregnancy
Deepthroating
24/7 sub/dom-games

There is way more. And the way you access /learn is way deeper, if it is not a hooker you pay, but a human being you care for.

Underated post

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Just realised it as well

>Wife is your best friend
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I just want love like this

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go get rejected a lot. after a while you'll stop giving a shit about what the outcome is of every female interaction you have and girls will pick up on this as "confidence". alternatively, bang a few dozen hookers. girls will pick up on the "confidence" you have of having pussy quite literally one phone call away

>doesnt think a gf is a depreciating asset

t. virgin indeed.

> started dating GF in college
> since then she has went back to school, gotten a job, learned to cook, and she’s mastered giving me blowjobs
> Jow Forums thinks a woman’s only value is her looks

Replace Jow Forums with Jow Forums

if a gf is depreciating an a bf is apreciating why not get a trap bf

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that just proves OP's point: a gf is a depreciating asset

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> I’m actually quite good at banter with m8s

That’s literally all it takes. Women can tell if you’re full of shit and just trying to get into her pants. Talk to her like you would your m8s (meaning: engage in friendly banter with her. Not literally the same subject matter though). If you’re going to parties this shouldn’t be hard since everyone will be drinking and a little loose. Don’t be scared of rejection, everyone experiences it and so will you. The key is not that you get rejected, it’s how you react to it. If you sulk in a corner (or god forbid catch the dreaded “oneitis”), you’re gonna have a bad time. Just brush it off and move on to the next one.

Further, people here will say you have to be a chad or a male model to pick up chicks and their mostly full of shit. Girls will flock more to good looking guys, that’s just nature, but you can still pick up girls without good looks if you have personality. But you can’t expect to pick up chicks if you can’t be bothered to groom or take care of yourself. At the very least (and I shouldn’t even have to say this) you need to shower, brush your teeth and hair (or non-fedora hat if that’s your style) wear deodorant, and wear clean clothes regularly. Like I said, you don’t need to be a model, but you do need to be approachable. Bad hygiene basically puts up a pussy force field around yourself.

It is the little things. Like her going to bed before you and when you finally go to bed she wakes up just enough to realize you are joining her and tries to cuddle up closer to you.

Guys my parents are setting me up with a wife from our local mosque. Should I go through with it?

that is very unappealing

just open with "did you know there are two versions of bitcoin?"

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I concur. Even its penis is weird looking. I'm sad about seeing that.

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:(

except mine is telling me to keep space between us during summer because I am so hot (Jow Forumsizen with a body that is permanently working due to muscles so I am an walking oven).
In the winter she loves it but as soon as the temperatures are a little higher there is no cuddling during the night :(

Yea I love when my gf does that.

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Still too many normalfags on the board, guess bearmarket will continue for some time

Fucks sake, it isnt difficult. Just get a girlfriend who earns the same as you.

Living together and sharing expenses is cheaper than living alone, you dumb kids.

only if you are free normie
Nothing beats freedom, and it is expensive yes.

>Had a gf once
>Only use her for sex
>Dump her when bored
>Haven't had a gf since (6 years ago)
What's even the point, you just wanna pump it and then have them go home.

le friendzoned wife

you dumped faggot. kys

Just had to thought of this.

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still unconvinced, it just doesnt work

go on cyproterone acetate, thank me later. It really refocuses your life and helps with nofap too. I wouldn't really care about girls, they talk to you if you're chad enough anyway.

Try this:

"How's your boyfriend doing?" If she says great and asks how you know him you'll need to get to generic response (Oh, we used to work together.). If she doesn't have a boyfriend then you're in(Oh! Sorry, I thought you were someone else) -- but you don't oversell yourself or you'll just come off as a creep. Be prepared for and with generic responses

This was before Tinder. Now, by the looks of things all you need to do now "want some hard fucks? I choke you slut"

I'm 30 year old boomer... So ... Good luck mate.

Having a dick is a liability

>marriage is worth it to engage in lactation and pregnancy fetishes and some bdsm crap

Imagine being this delusional. Law of diminishing returns my friend, the more you push for kinky shit your just shifting your baseline but becoming totally dependent on this bitch you live with. Also deepthroating you can get from any generic roastie lmao.

If it drives flies floats or fucks, lease it

>pay a woman to not bang you but just come into your room and then leave

Yeah no one does this, it’s almost like you’re paying for the sex and she leaves because you haven’t paid for more time.

This is like saying “you don’t pay for treatment at the hospital, you pay to leave the hospital”

>I really can't imagine that many kinks that I couldn't try out in the span of a few days.
Now I've been cruising around the 4chins for quite some time now, y'hear, but in all my 30 years I have never seen a larp this bad.

I knew it as
> if it flies fucks or float, rent it.

This is solid advice.

Now you know a nicer expression

Go right up to them and say "Hello ladies, lookin good tonight!" then just walk away

Hahahahaha. Thanks Dad!

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Your fault for being a cuck

>making children isn't his fetish
kek

turn on the a/c you cheapskate
or are you european?

>Not raising your heir alone without the negative influence of a woman
An heir is all i want from womankind after that they can fuck off

this

Just bee yourself

Yeah... I still got it

Lol 3D
Just Monika.

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Women were a mistake

Tyrone says hi

You sound like a very miserable and deluded person.

>lactation and pregnancy with your wife
>"kinks"
if cumming in your faggot wife is a "kink" to you then no doubt someone else is fucking her like you arent.

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BYE BYE 50% GAINZZZ

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more sex and better sex, too

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I'm happy for you user, and I hope to get there myself one day

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