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/brit/
alternative Brexit British futures, ranked from least to most based:
>Fortress Britain, Britain Alone
Britain isolates itself from the continent, and from the world. Industrialises heavily, becomes a hermit kingdom. Corbynist socialism may be included.
>CANZUK/Imperial Federation
Britain becomes part of a new superstate with Canada, Australia and New Zealand. Whig/Tory capitalist enterprise. Anglosphere relations strengthened. Global Britain.
>Second North Sea Empire
Britain, Norway, Denmark, Iceland unite. Adopts the Nordic model. Fracking increased to turn us into a real oil country. Use oil money to become a social democratic country with a generous welfare state. Become a true seafaring country again, naval trade becomes our backbone
>British Archipelago
Global warming raises the sea levels which submerges much of Britain turning us into hundreds of small islands. We become even more of a seafaring civilisation, Anglo-Saxon swashbuckling piracy, adventure and exploration becomes our new revitalised culture. We become the Ironborn, we truly live on the sea.
>British Rapture/Atlantis
British industrialists, technologists and scientists manage to create a new underwater colony far under the depths of the Atlantic Ocean. This becomes our new underwater empire, where we have freedom, prosperity, and splendid isolation, with the ability to explore and conquer the ocean depths. We embrace scientific genetic advancements to give ourselves gills, and the ability to see, breathe and excel at swimming underwater. This was always our destiny.
might listen to the 1975
WHY DO AMERICANS DO THIS
so, how life in London?
For the yanks
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>I CAN'T, I CAN'T FUCK IT WHAT AM I DOING? WHAT AM I DOING? WHAT AM I DOING? WHY AM I DOING THIS? DELETE DELETE DELETE
what do i drink before bed?
odds: hot choc
evens: fruit tea
dubs: coffee
yanks are fucking spasticated