/brit/

youtu.be/ckMvj1piK58

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gonna leave for work tomorrow out the front door just to mess with this guy

I'm not a janny you fucking sperg

B
*inhales*
T
*inhales*
F
*inhales*
O
*passes out*

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YES YOU ARE! I WILL REMOVE YOU!

Praise Izanami my dude

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Seeing Janny delete this French guy's posts in real time is honestly like walking downstairs and seeing Santa putting presents around the Christmas tree.

look at this absolute monkey

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that's not actually what children would say

>outside the Orthodox Catholic Church
Fix'd

ok bro

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My flag is displaying as British for some reason, it's sickening

cringe

Irish?

youtube.com/watch?v=q70I71X_8mc

C'est plus fort que moi,
A chaque fois,
Je m'en mords les doigts,

En faire trop ou pas
Assez, voilà
Un drôle de choix,

Sans en avoir l'air
Mes seuls repères,
J'avoue, je les perds

Tout aussi sincères,
L'envie de plaire,
Et son contraire

REFRAIN
Teste-moi, déteste-moi,
Aime-moi, regarde-moi,
Teste-moi, déteste-moi,
Mais surtout regarde-moi,

S'il le faut, je sais
Prêcher le faux
Pour savoir le vrai

Je peux me risquer
A me moquer
A provoquer,

Tous les regards
Sont les bienvenus
De filles, de garçons,

Après tout ce n'est
Qu'un rêve doux,
Qu'on voit partout

REFRAIN

Teste-moi, déteste-moi,
Aime-moi, regarde-moi,
Pour un geste, un mot de toi
Je donnerai n'importe quoi

REFRAIN x 3

Can we swap flags?

fortnite streamer slaps pregnant gf in front of live audience

AHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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nightmare inducing picture

Got banned from r/chapotrap house for defending amber lads

Toujours pas d'amour

youtube.com/watch?v=HlEREweogWE

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people from edinburgh are incredibly thin skinned

youtu.be/YVXlm6Gmoso

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glad I don't understand this one

not looking forward to going to the dentist

Chris Mason from BBC news looks like a fucking gimp

Women without penis are not allowed on cuck /brit/

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routine check up or something special?

>me on the right

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checkup but maybe half a year delayed
think I have a cavity or something too

Amber is a queen. Fuck Chapofags. Btw I'm going to see Stav this Tuesday in NYC.

Fuck your mom you incel.

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>OH NO CORBYN WILL SPEND A BIT MORE MONEY ON SCHOOLS AND HOSPITALS SLIGHTLY AFFECTING THE UK'S GOVERNMENT BUDGET AND POTENTIALLY THE ECONOMY AND HE ISNT NATIONALISTIC!!!

>destroy the UK's entire trading relations in a single swoop and ultimately tear apart the union because of an advert on a bus? sure thing

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just read william pridden's eary christians
neat little history book but the footnotes are the best
he criticizes the early martyrs several times for being too eager to die, explains that certain miracles may not have happened or were plausible based on accounts of similar events in more recent history, and takes every opportunity to shit on the catholic church for falling away from the beliefs of the early church

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why not call the police

kek

>cancel brexit to cancel corbyn
How can one man be this powerful?

fat tuesdays

Tim-tier

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youtube.com/watch?v=4wxgmlN5IFk

Bouger léger, léger
Déjouer la gravité
J'ai quitté oui quitté
Qui j'étais
Défais les fers à mes chevilles
J'ai rêvé d'une fille
D'une fée, d'une inconnue
J'ai rêvé que j'étais devenue
Une étoile
Une étoile aux pieds nus

{Refrain:}
Isadora me verra
Danser ici-bas
De là-haut, de l'au-delà
Elle adorera
Isadora me verra
Danser ici-bas
Dans ces, dans ces moments là
Je sens qu'elle est là

Apprivoiser le vent
Jouer à glisser dedans
Elle était la première à le faire
D'essayer aussi, j'en suis fière

Bouger léger, léger
Le sol à peine effleuré
Faire et refaire le même geste
Où les autres passent
Moi seule je reste

{au Refrain, x3}

what does this post say in english?

He causes such fear in the tories.

You got it bro. I missed the first one, I'll be there for every other one though. I can't make it to Funny Moms this upcoming week, but I'll be there next week. Did you see the guys when they were in Australia?

Filtered French and Russian

cringe and bluepilled

yeah, melbourne show
think it was recorded

What about the Yanks?

brainlet heretic

Lyric of the video. Priscilla talk about her mk ultra.

Shut up p*Pist

me? yeah I used the word nigger in place of punctuation on FYAD and now ruthlessly police unwoke speech in leftist circles, why do you ask?

>he criticizes the early martyrs several times
>and takes every opportunity to shit on the catholic church for falling away from the beliefs of the early church

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I didnt ask..

Nice, how was it? I saw Nick live last summer at Caroline's, I'm hoping to see Stav's and Adam's standup soon. Always nice to see some fellow Cumboys here on Jow Forums

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Why do people that convert to Islam change their names?

No joke I can beat jannpiss in a street fight.

Meet if you want to fight faggot! I'm gonna flying knee you in 5 second.

youtube.com/watch?v=TlqNVL2vm9I

Islam is an arab supremacist ideology

>June 2nd, 2019. Paedo carcass in alley this morning. Boot prints on bashed 'ead. This citeh's afraid of me. I've seen its true face. Social media is 'n extended fookin' gutter, and the gutters are full of nonces, and when the chatlogs flow over all the bacons will drown. The accumulated filth of all their groomin' and noncin' will foam up about their waists and all the bonces and sex cases will look up and shout "Save us!" and I'll whisper "Fook off"

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Because the Quran instructs you to.

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toilberg unleashing thousands of angry giant hornets on us while watching and maniacally cackling from his office

But why? Also how come black Africans dont?

decent, the stand-up show was definitely better than the live podcast but both were pretty good

already fucking 1/3 into july for fuck sake

Señor toilito shooting at my feet yelling DANSA DANSA ANDALE ANDALE

All religions require you to. If a Jew or Muzzie converts to Christianity they are required to get a baptismal name.

Aus

Starting to think Jow Forums might have been right about the whole Pizzagate thing. Isn't part of the theory that they have a sex plane that kidnaps kids and takes them off to be diddled by celebrities and politicians? And then the other day Jeremy Epstein is found guilty of doing just that

Nick's standup was phenomenal. You've got to come to the US sometime and see the lads live in NYC.

hospital toil in 1 hour

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For what

That rumour was around long before pizzagate

And the baptismal name could be Abdullah.

They do, see Tareeq Nasheed or Muhammad Ali.

epstein is not a pizzagate thing

I moved my leg this morning and my calf felt like it was going to pop out of my leg.
The fuck happened.

crazydaysandnights.net/

Muslims dont need to have arabic names

this
it's laughable to hear miseducated wns complain about Christianity as some sort of Jewish supremacy conspiracy when their idea of what Christianity is is based on protestant-zionist lies and the original Talmudic lies, both of which hate actual Christianity and were founded to oppose it because it doesn't privilege the Jews

Good morning mr Epstein

I don't think it's entirely unreasonable to believe that certain powerful men in the US are secretly pedophiles. I do find it ridiculous, however, that people think that there's some child sex dungeon below a pizza shop in DC and that every Democrat is secretly in on it.

Blind Item #7 - Jeffrey Epstein Revisited

This is from January 18, 2018

When we talk about the pedophile king, I think we all know who we are talking about. I will throw in some celebrity names to make the guessing more fun as this goes along, but wanted you to know how this insanely rich pedophile made all his money.

It probably will not shock you that he made his money illegally. He made it off the backs of regular hard working people. People who were swindled out of their money and were left with nothing. The pedophile was in the right place at the right time and took money that should have been given back to as many of those people as possible. Instead, he used almost half a billion dollars to finance his life as a pedophile.

There is one more component to his financial well being. One of the people who was swindled was a very rich person who owned a massively large corporation and was one of the richest men in the country. He lost a great deal of money in the swindle and our pedophile saw that he got every cent of his investment back. In return, the very rich man has always provided cover for the pedophile and vouched for him with other billionaires and investors which has allowed the pedophile to accumulate even more wealth. He has helped gloss over and erase from memory anything about the swindling just like it never happened.

Now, there is something else about that very rich man. He was the very first customer of the pedophile. He was in a horrible marriage and wanted someone young. Very young. The pedophile knew just the right person and the life of the rich man was changed forever. He started embracing life again and has kept that woman in his life ever since as a mistress. He ended up marrying again, but the love of his life is the mistress.

Conspiracy theorists like Alex Jones have been preaching that for 20 years and media protecting nonces and sexual predators has been as old as media itself

I meant ones that are born desu, like Paul Pogba is Muslim but he doesn't have an Arab name

why is it even called /brit/ any more

In return for bringing that young woman into his life, the very rich man gave our pedophile a very valuable piece of property as well as a list of names of other very well off men who also would enjoy the companionship of very young women. At this point the very young women became the almost legal teens that have been discussed in several Island posts.

A celebrity that I haven't mentioned in any of the Island posts is a permanent A list actor who called all the young teens by the name of his daughter which is pretty sick in itself.

A former director of a very very important government agency was blackmailed for years because two of the young women who were underage at the time he had sex with them ended up selling their information and photos to what they thought was a tabloid, but was a foreign government.

This Emmy winning director actually cast a 15 year old he had sex with for a role. That 15 year old is still working today and is close to or at A list.

got some spaghetti bolognese cooking, old recipe just like me mum used to cook up
in the meantime I'm avin a scotch and a ciggie
pretty comfy I must say boys

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