What's your deepest secret?

same with dad

I watch cp on neighbor's wifi

Hot

i got touched as a child
didnt thought too much back then but now i think about it yeah not cool dude

I've fucked more cousins (including second cousins and second nieces) than non-cousins

Who did it?

Same with sheep

same but I liked it

I wish someone would touch me nowadays it would be nice

I got groomed at kindergarten

i post on Jow Forums

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people perceive me as a functioning human being in real life but in actuality i'm an incompetent weirdo that shitposts on a japanese cartoon imageboard in his free time

Didn't know male thought processes were as dumb as this

same with elephant, just wouldn't fit

friend of my uncle
felt good at the time too however i could have been growing up as a faggot glad i didnt

how big is your dick

I am unironically an NSA operative conducting economics intelligence in Zürich.

So how much gold do they really have

Isn't this everyone on here

Mybrain:
Hitler did nothing wrong.

Since I'm quite flexible, I once got the idea to suck my own dick when I was young. Realized I could totally do it since my dick is pretty decent sized, got as far as staring down my own erect dick whilst in a retarded position until I realized how fucking gay this was and decided to just have a wank instead. Felt slightly disturbed for a couple of days afterwards that I was so close to doing it but I'm glad I bailed.

How is sucking your own dick gay? It’s not gayer than giving yourself a habdjob
You make no sense and you’re probably not the smartest person here

Have you ever tried? It's not the same at all, when you have a wank you're probably looking at porn or something, but when you try to suck your own dick all you see is your own ballsack and hairy ass upside down. It feels 100% like your about to suck dick and not at all like you're about to get your dick sucked.

retarded franc speaking

same

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cringe

>wh*Tes

same with pig

Same, at least it was a female who was young

Im a truescum tranny and Im publically disgusted by the idea of agp trannies but in reality im agp as fuck

I'm actually a leftist and Labour Party activist but I pretend I'm right wing when shitposting to gain respect from anons.

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then close your eyes you melt

Same with you

My mother is from the south of our country and my dad from the southeast
When we got to visit my grandma in the south I used to play with a cousin of mine, we used to play a game that we call "casinha" here (I was the husband and she was the wife), it's like roleplay and everytime I came home we took a shower together and went to bed
We were only kids and tried to do what we see adult people doing, some things are better untold

I masturbated my dog once, I miss him

Hot

I'm a 23 year old virgin.

Tbh I'm too cowardly to have ever done anything too extreme.

>what we saw
Sorry, I haven't slept yet

>friend of my uncle
Kek, what's up with uncles and pedophilia?

I like to listen to Shakira and Beyonce music when I'm alone.

If this is real, why do you want the respect of people you yourself don't respect?

girls scare me deep down

the thought of being gangraped by 30 black men turns me on #breakthetaboo

kek same

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disgusting freak

same, still fucked me tho

I like the Twilight movies.

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disgusting. kys.
prude.

i sucked my dick by accident 2 times in my life
1st was when i wanted to see if i could do it when sitting down and second while standing
turns out i can do it both ways lol

I once kicked a dog to death

Why?? what did the poor thing do to you

This, crashed on my mother's bed and later woke up to my former stepfather fingering and massaging my ass. Was 10 btw

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now write your memoirs and explain how the dog deserved it because it backstabbed the troops and derailed the economy and peddled communism and smelled funny

nah it went rabid after we lit a firecracker up his ass

I once crashed with a moose while driving home from work. I gutted it on site and brought home a lot of good meat.
Didn't report it to the Game & Wildlife or the police department, very illegal and would probably have lost my hunting license of caught.

I should add I'm eastern european, might be less unexpected then

kys

Lost a game of Willy wars

not even we do that shit

I'm low-key cool with my dad's death. He was an alcoholic and my family struggled financially for years because of that. Now that he's gone we're doing alright

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Me too, my friend threatened me he would break my toys/delete my pokemon if we didn't touch dicks
One time our parents found out and his mom said I was the one who started it

Did it affect you afterwards?

I really want to fuck a doe

what are you gay?

you should've fucked, it that had been me I would've taken the opportunity, I was very horny as a child, well not horny but sexually curious

I don't think it did, at least on a conscious level, because I was so young I saw it as an annoying dumb thing he wanted to do rather than abuse
Also I already had other kids break my toys and video games before, children are mean like that

I dont have any secret

same with ur mama

hummm stranger enough to do it but not too stranger til unable to approach the child
its always childless aunts or uncles

I jerk off to russian whores stepping on small animals

but why do they do it??

i wouldnt feel a single thing if my father died, he only bring terror to the family and nothing else, its my mother who did everything.
but im pretty sure she would cry if hes gone, woman are weird

cuz they are pedos duh.. its not they do it cuz they are pedos that happen to have nephew, so its more easy for them to go for it.
plus as long as they dont kate it too far they can get away with it me for example im not gonna whine about i got touched by uncle`s friend 15 years ago or anything its useless and back then i dont even know its wrong

Same, but I didn't think it was a big deal then and still don't think it is now.

If mammals you should kys

I'm almost asexual

Nothing wrong with that pal. Don't be shocked if you suddenly change your mind though.

The casinha thing happened with me as well. We simulated that we were having sex in my grandma's house. Nowadays my family doesn't really talk much.

Had gay threesome with my mates when we all were 6.

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story?

Was quite stupid
>be 6
>sitting with my friends outside
>one of them said that he found some pron at his house
>we get excited
>tells there were 2 ladies and guy fuckin' each other
>one of my friends says he wants to try
>after having some doubts we agree to try
>go to his fathers garage and try to fuck each other up the ass with soft dicks cus' we didn't know what the fuck we were doing
>finished after an hour or so without even cumming
>never talked about again
I think we thought it was a game or something, but after we did it we understood what has happened and decided to never bring it up again. I'm surprised I haven't ended up as at least a bi even.

same with cow

Do you still know those friends? Did you keep being friends after that??

based as a motherfucker

No, I was brought to Israel at the age of 9 and didn't try to contact them ever since.

You should start a group chat with them on facebook and say you miss hanging out with them just to make an awkward situation hahahaha

oh god its this fucker

i wank exclusively to non-human shit
right now its only xeno/monster stuff but its slowly getting to the point where actual animal shit can get me off
i hate myself

>HURR TYPICAL LEAF
FUCK YOU that loophole was closed sweetie

Sorry?

youre the incredibly homosexual dane

rubbed my dick on my cat when i was like 8

thats all danes