This would be the real Evropean union. Change my mind

You think Russia will? You think others will leave? It's just how I think the perfect Evropean union should be.

>was founded by Templars
kek. I think they were destroyed because they wanted to found a state no? Anyway nobody really knows how Switzerland started. The original pact reference an older lost or unwritten pact
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Federal_Charter_of_1291
Just saying. Why exclude Netherlands and Belgium? Netherlands is one of the best countries imo

The real EU would be all of Europe. But we need to go towards one supreme government. We keep looking within when we should be looking abroad. We should be sending ships around the globe like the US and talking more about foreign countries than about domestic affairs. We are tied up in European bullshit.

Is the joke that Belarus is already Russia?

>joke

>Do I even have to explain that one?
>Are you serious?
Your answer as informative as Emojis.

Kind of pointless, you would be trapped by Denmark anyway.

Russia is a Central Asian country any way you look at it. They consider it a pride to be aligned with Tatars, Mongols, etc. Tl;dr Europe has no idea about Russia unlike us who actually lived in there.

fixed ur map

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What do see as the downsides of the EU?

Russia is EUrasian. We have both asians and europeans.

Portugal, Spain, Italy, Greece.

Russia dosen't need to be in the EU, it just needs to restore a triune russian nation

GLORY TO INTERMARIUM
HANG THE BUREAUCRATS
CRUSH THE E*RO SCUM

Subtle....

im okay with it, we can finally make a proper nordic union

Peter I tried to make Russia more Europe kind of state.

Most of it's land is in Asia, true.
But!
Most of it's population lives in Europe, their capital is in Europe. Their language and culture is European. Russia is as core Europe as it gets.

It is european by mindset.

Okay. But we are keeping Germany and Austria.

nu pizdėc :DDDDd

Of course, someone has to pay the Greek bills.

:D

St. Petersburg is and has always been European.

Yeah, let's go with this instead.
The grey area can make a free trade area without freedom of bum travel.

That too. But they are also core Europe.

Why no Sweden?

It's a GREAT country! (Finland and Norway too) but they just don't feel like core Evropa.

I'm slightly offended by the map.

The Netherlands was part of the Roman empire, and helped invade Britain and formed the Germanic guard.
France is named after the Salian Franks, who were a tribe founded in the Netherlands, then went to Belgium and moved on to conquer Gaul.
The gave the UK it's glorious revolution, leading to their golden age.
We were the first modern republic, based on freedom. Played a major role in the enlightenment, capitalism and liberalism that shapes the world today. And our republic inspired the American and French revolution. Even the Russian Peter the Great lived here.

Our impact on West European culture is huge.

During the enlightenment people like Spinoza, Descartes and John Locke lived in the Netherlands. We had the first multinational corporation and invented the stock market. Discovered bacteria. And even today we speerhead most modern policies, such as net neutrality (and all liberal policies regarding abortion, euthanasia, prostitution, gay marriage and weed and so on that Jow Forums is allergic to, but are still very European).

In fact, even the creation of the Benelux Economic Union was the model for the creation of the European Union.

I agree! The Netherlands is a beast of a country both historically and currently. It's historical impact and current industries are impressive as hell for it's size.

Don't worry Estbro, we got something better

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How come Sweden doesn't feel like Europe? It's pretty similar culture to Germany.

Based Swedish Empire 2.0

Did you low key steal some of our Russia there?

I meant by historical impact and "vibe" does that make sense? In the sense of what countries does a foreigner think about when he hears the word Europe.

Not Swedish empire, it's a union mate!
Too lazy too make my own so it took it from google, we don't want Russia

This, but without Greece, Russia and Switzerland.

Okey now i understand what you mean and i guess you are somewhat right.

>Not Swedish empire
It's what we'll tell the Danes

Nah. All three stay.

Russian army is exercising nuclear attack against Europe on weekly basis, though. If Europeans dont want to be genocided by Russians like jews were, they should rather spend 2x more on military and invest in tactical nuclear weapon with hypersonic missile-carriers instead of licking Russian ass in hope that it will stop being criminal, genocidal and thieving. Sure, it is harder and more costy than appeasing but appeasing never works. Nukes and rockets do, and the russian doesnt understand any other language except language of total violence

>It's what we'll tell the Danes
Ey, Danes are basically the cooler version of Sweden.

Interesting, you expect it to be warmer since it's further south.

Polish army is exercising nuclear attack against Europe on weekly basis, though. If Europeans dont want to be genocided by Polacks like jews were, they should rather spend 2x more on military and invest in tactical nuclear weapon with hypersonic missile-carriers instead of licking Polish ass in hope that it will stop being criminal, genocidal and thieving. Sure, it is harder and more costy than appeasing but appeasing never works. Nukes and rockets do, and the polish doesnt understand any other language except language of total violence

>polak
why i'm not surprised to see a post like this from a polak, get over your butthurt from the 19th century, it's pathetic

I knew they were up to something....

Nope we are gonna leave and form a new Frankish Empire with Austria, Switzerland, Liechtenstein, Benelux and France. Greece can pay for itself

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I wish Russia would join. EU would be unstoppable

How do we stop the eternal polak

XXI century wars will be incomparably more brutal than XX century wars because of small yield tactical nukes flying all over : from the ground, from sea, from air and from space. It also will be a war using electromagnetic weapon frying electronics and turning whole societies back in time technologically. It is time to prepare yourself to this instead of whining and appeasing predators that prepare themselves to WW3 on a mass scale. Russia is such a predator and it cant be stopped by diplomacy and trade-relations.

The EU would already be unstoppable if it wasn't run by the retards that run it today.

das rite, ytb*i

Greek army is exercising nuclear attack against Europe on weekly basis, though. If Europeans dont want to be genocided by Greeks like jews were, they should rather spend 2x more on military and invest in tactical nuclear weapon with hypersonic missile-carriers instead of licking Greek ass in hope that it will stop being criminal, genocidal and thieving. Sure, it is harder and more costy than appeasing but appeasing never works. Nukes and rockets do, and the greek doesnt understand any other language except language of total violence

A man can dream

XXI century wars will be incomparably more brutal than XX century wars because of small yield tactical nukes flying all over : from the ground, from sea, from air and from space. It also will be a war using electromagnetic weapon frying electronics and turning whole societies back in time technologically. It is time to prepare yourself to this instead of whining and appeasing predators that prepare themselves to WW3 on a mass scale. Poland is such a predator and it cant be stopped by diplomacy and trade-relations.

You ain't going nowhere! You are with us! Forever............

Do you want me to quote whole lines of modern russian military doctrines in original version here along with nukes, now? I am an expert in this shit. Those who claim that Russia is not preparing itself everyday for total and offensive war against Europe are deluded idiots or liars.

But Germany would lose it's political power in the EU. And we are already on "unstoppable" level. 2nd strongest economy and 2nd strongest military combined. Of course if Russia joined, then it's game over for the rest of the world.