How do you call the days of the week in your cunt?

how do you call the days of the week in your cunt?
>ponedjeljak
>utorak
>srijeda
>četvrtak
>petak
>subota
>nedjelja

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ponedeljek
torek
sreda
četrtek
petek
sobota
nedelja

sabt
ahad
'tnen
tlata
arbi'a
khamis
joma'

maanantai
tiistai
keskiviikko
torstai
perjantai
lauantai
sunnuntai

রবিবার (robibar)
সোমবার (shombar)
মঙ্গলবার (mongolbar)
বুধবার (budhbar)
বৃহস্পতিবার (brihoshpotibar)
শুক্রবার (shukrobar)
শনিবার (shonibar)

ponedelnik
vtornik
sreda
chetverg
pyatnitsa
shabbat
voskresen'e

>mongolbar
lmao

We start from sunday to saturday
>domingo
>segunda-feira
>terça-feira
>quarta-feira
>quinta-feira
>sexta-feira
>sábado
You don't need the "-feira", only if you are doing something more formal

"Mongol" in Bengali means Mars. Nothing to do with Mongols.

with a phone

>shabbat
subbota, kys kike

>hello there sunday, is saturday at home?

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ponedilok
vivtorok
sereda
chetverg
p'yatnica
subota
nedilya

Lunedì
Martedì
Mercoledì
Giovedì
Venerdì
Sabato
Domenica

>he doesn't contact the sun to check the location of saturn
absolute lmao @ ur life brainlet ass nigga
open ur 3rd eye

Luni
Marți
Miercuri
Joi
Vineri
Sâmbătă
Duminică

why do you call them after planetary bodies?

Wtf I love Romania now
They are so cute

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pirmadienis
antradienis
trečiadienis
ketvirtadienis
penktadienis
šeštadienis
sekmadienis

>dien
my slavic ancestors :)

balts are just crypto slavs in snownigger denial.

If you don't mind the 'WE WUZ' explanation we probably got it from the Romans. Or maybe from the French since we had a hardon for them and borrowed some words after switching from Cyrillic.

Idk but
Sâmbăta (Dies sabbati) comes for the Jews through Christianity
And Duminică (Dies dominica) means "Gods day"

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we wuz romans too

Are others also planets?
cringe

月曜日 Getu-youbi
火曜日 Ka-youbi
水曜日 Sui-youbi
木曜日 Moku-youbi
金曜日 Kin-youbi
土曜日 Do-youbi
日曜日 Nichi-youbi

before we decided to cleanse our language from the Slavic loanwords, we also had those Slavic day names:

panedelnykas
utarnykas
sereda
četvergas
pėdnyčia
subata
nedelia

Yours are a bit more practical.

hétfő
kedd
szerda
csütörtök
péntek
szombat
vasárnap

Just a boat ride away

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Lunedì (day of the moon)
Martedì (day of mars)
Mercoledì (day of the mercury)
Giovedì (day of Jupiter)
Venerdì (day of Venus)
Sabato (day of rest)
Domenica (god day)

>szreda
my slavic descendant :)

Il-Ħadd
It-Tnejn
It-Tlieta
L-Erbgħa
Il-Ħamis
Il-Ġimgħa
Is-Sibt

esmaspäev = the first day
teisipäev = the second day
kolmapäev = the third day
neljapäev = the fourth day
reede = Freja the ancient goddess
laupäev = washing day in Icelandic, laudagrdagr
pühapäev = holy day

Why?

But yours are way more cooler

>srijeda
>četvrtak
>petak
>subota

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hétfő (head of the week)
kedd (second day)
szerda (day of the slav)
csütörtök (day of the slav)
péntek (day of the slav)
szombat (day of the slavic jew)
vasárnap (market day)

Idk it seems too autistic even for us. Keep the old gods like normal people

in the Arabic script:
الأحد (Sunday)
الإثنين (Monday)
الثلاثاء (Tuesday)
الأربعاء (Wednesday)
الخميس (Thursday)
الجمعة (Friday)
السبت (Saturday)

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ponedelnik
vtornik
sreda
četverg
pjatnica
subbota
vosrkesenje

E Hënë - Moon day
E Martë - Mars day
E Mërkurë - Mercury day
E Enjte - En's day (Albanian pagan god)
E Premte - Prenda's day (Albanian pagan god similar to Freya)
E Shtunë - Saturn day
E Dielë - Sun day

Maandag (Moon-day)
Dinsdag (Work-day)
Woensdag (Wedding-day)
Donderdag (Thunder-day)
Vrydag (Day of Freedom)
Saturdag (Day of Fullness, old Dutch but we still use it in Afrikaans)
Sondag (Sun-day)

Donderdag can also translate to Anger-day

Time isn't real

slavs and us do the same

Stop smoking hash.

Why people call you Switzerland, when you're Elvetia?

>četrtek
autism

>Portuguese uses what’s called Liturgic Latin for the days of the week. This stems from the 15th century, when priest Martinho de Dume, from Braga, Portugal, established the names of the days of the week based on Christian—and not Pagan—names. These names then stuck, and the names based on Liturgic Latin became the norm in Portuguese.
Fucking Portugal with their catholic shit

our names for the days of the week mean the following:

>ponedeljek
after-no-work-one
>torek
?
>sreda
middle-one
>četrtek
4th-one
>petek
5th-one
>sobota
sabbath
>nedelja
no-work-one

Both names are common here. On cars its CH (Confoederatio Helvetica). Switzerland comes from the canton of Schwyz one of the 3 "original" cantons

Maandag
Dinsdag
Woensdag
Donderdag
Vrijdag
Zaterdag
Zondag

Can you guess which day is which?

umm sweetie, woensdag is dedicated to the God Wodan. And friday is dedicated to the Goddess Freya

7bb "3

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No, Donderdag is dedicated to Donar, which is Thor.

Starts on monday and goes until sunday

Poniedziałek (After Sunday)
Wtorek (Second)
Środa (Middle)
Czwartek (Fourth)
Piątek (Fifth)
Sobota (Sabbath)
Niedziela (No working)
Wtorek or as you call it Torek comes from the praslavic Vtorŭ (second).

pazartesi
salı
çarşamba
perşembe
cuma
cumartesi
pazar

I suspected something similar. Did they also changed month names? Those are also roman gods / families usually

Lunes = Luna = Moon day
Martes = Marte = Mars day
Miércoles = Mercurio = Mercury day
Jueves = Júpiter = Jupiter day
Viernes = Venus = Venus day
Sábado = Saturno = Saturn day
Domingo = Sol = Sun day

In Chinese they go like this
星期一 or 周一
星期二 or 周二
星期三 or 周三
星期四 or 周四
星期五 or 周五
星期六 or 周六
星期天 or 星期日 or 周日
They mean first day of the week, second day etc except Sunday which means Sun Day or Sky/Heaven Day.

>3 "original" cantons
OwO
wasn't aware of your expansionism

baka

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Zondag = Day of the sun
Maandag = Day of the moon
Dinsdag = Day of Týr (formerly the day of the roman god of war Mars)
Woensdag = Day of Wodan (Odin)
Donderdag = Day of Donar (Thor)
Vrijdag = Day of Freya (fertility god)

I don't think so
>janeiro
>fevereiro
>março
>abril
>maio
>junho
>julho
>agosto
>setembro
>outubro
>novembro
>dezembro

Isn't domingo "lord's day" and sábado "rest day"?

Lundi - Lunae dies, Moon day
Mardi - Martis dies, Mars day
Mercredi - Mercurii dies, Mercury day
Jeudi - Jovis dies, Jupiter day
Vendredi - Veneris dies, Venus day
Samedi - Sambati dies, Sabbath
Dimanche - Dies Dominicus, God's day

Coincidentally, donder means thunder in Dutch.
Vrijen means both free and having sex in Dutch.

Lunes (day of the Moon)
Martes (day of Mars, God of War)
Miércoles (day of Mercury, God of Trade)
Jueves (day of Jupiter, God of Gods)
Viernes (day of Venus, Goddess of Love)
(((Sábado)))
Domingo (day of our Lord, the Christian God)

Forgot one day. Saturday.

Zaterdag = Day of Saturn, the roman god of harvest.

već autizam je da im je četiri štiri a neko četvrti četrti

those are the same. Janus is the god of beginning, Februa was basically the old carnival, Martius is the month of Mars, Aprilis means "opening", Maius was the goddess of abundance, Iunius from the goddess Juno, iulius from Julius Caesar, Augustus like the first emperor. September etc just mean 7th month IIRC according to their old calendary

>reversed 2 digit numbers
why do they do this?

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Thanks, didn't know about these
Our carnival occurs in Februa still

(austria)

First Day
Second Day
Third Day
Fourth Day
Fifth Day
Sixth Day
Seventh Day

Fuck pagans

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Rishon ("first one")
Sheni ("second one")
Shlishi ("third one")
Reviyi ("fourth one")
Hamishi ("fifth one")
Shishi ("sixth one")
Shabbat ("rest")

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röitä röitä
röitä röitä
röitä röitä
röitä röitä
röitä röitä
viikon_loppu (kaliaa KHEJ ;))
viikon_loppu (kaliaa KHEJ ;))

>primidi
>duodi
>tridi
>quartidi
>quintidi
>sextidi
>septidi
>octidi
>nonidi
>décadi

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Well their carnival was more about purifying themselves and make women fertile. Basically they sacrificed animals, eat their meats, cut thongs out of their skin and whipped women with it. Women that got whipped would become more fertile. Our carnival is more similar to the Baccanali held in March, a celebration of god Baccus through orgies and wine drinking kek. Interesting enough in Italy there's still a day dedicated to Augustus, Ferragosto(feriae Augusti)

how come the sixth isn't the sabbath like everyone else's?
More jewish tricks?

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So you're basically counting the days until you can be lazy?

Sunday is the first day of the week. It's everyone else that counts wrong.

Yes. It's the way g*d created the world.

I have an idea, we should bring the old carnival and Baccanali (we have the word bacanal in portuguese) but together
Imagine

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Poniedziałek (The Day After Sunday)
Wtorek (Second Day)
Środa (Middle Day)
Czwartek (Fourth Day)
Piątek (Fifth Day)
Sobota (Shabbat)
Niedziela (No Work Day)

Måndag = Norse god Máni
Tisdag = Norse god Týr
Onsdag = Norse God Odin
Torsdag = Norse God Thor
Fredag = Norse Goddess Fréya or Frigg
Lördag = Bath day (löga sig = wash/bathe)
Söndag = Norse Goddess Sol

why do poles insist on using as many z's as possible?
Every other slav spells them normally.

>I'll never ever be a Luperci, whipping girl asses with my wolf skin up and down the Palatine hill
why even live?

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Become rich enough to throw extravagant orgies where your weird friends roleplay as you command.

Greek tier
This

didn't we use them as well in the past?

idk

Cringe at all you motherfuckers for literally putting numbers in your days

cringe at your mutilated heeb dick and 56% country

šuti mujo

inshallah my nordic brother

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