How does one get a MENA muslim gf without being muslim himself?

How does one get a MENA muslim gf without being muslim himself?

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It's not possible. Her dad will kill you.

Islam is basically Arab cockblocking, so you'll probably have to convert for your qt kuffar hating, adhan answering, airport security check derandomizing, Aisha aspiring, AJ+ watching, Allah fearing, Araby typing, Assad supporting, astaghfirullah muttering, badawi scoffing, camel riding, Daesh denouncing, date eating, deen having, diglossia knowing, dua invocating, Eid al-Fitr overeating, Fairouz listening, familial honour bestowing, fatwa obeying, fusha speaking, Gaza tunnel digging, gaze lowering, habibi endearing, hadith consulting, halal consuming, haram avoiding, hijab donning, hair covering, homosexual defenestrating, IDF soldier stoning, imam listening, inshallah willing, Intifada supporting, Iron Dome activating, Islam submitting, jizya receiving, khaybar khaybar ya yahud'ing, Kpop concert attending, Kurdistan crushing, Li Beirut singing, liberal Islam avoiding, majoosi mocking, mascara overusing, Mecca facing, mensif preparing, modesty embodying, Mohammed(pbuh) admiring, mosque building, mushrikun dissasociating, naqba mourning, nasheed chanting, Occidentiphiling, Ottoman revolting, oudh spraying, Panarabism aspiring, Quran memorizing, Ramadan fasting, Jow ForumsExMoose downvoting, rock throwing, rogue "imam" Tawhidi ignoring, salafi hating, salat repeating, Saudi road accident causing, sectarianism causing, Shahada reciting, Sharia law implementing, shawarma turning, shisha smoking, tahara obvserving, takfir declaring, taqiyya practicing (ikrah only), Tel Aviv udrubing, Tunisian Arabic deciphering, Turkish drama watching, Ummah uniting, virginity minding, wedding ceremony ululating, wudu abluting, yallah exclaiming, zakat giving, zina committing, Zionist Entity hating Arab gf

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just get a turkish gf instead
I had one in high school

Eh, the OP is a muslim and she fucks black cock just fine lel.
Ugly fat bitch, yikes.

Cringe, you bulgarians (turks) are cringe. Turks are mena, retard. And you are too, EU is ashamed of your country.

just talk to them with love. It doesn't take long for them to suck your dick

cringe

Tell them that if they convert to christianity then all of their transgressions will be forgiven

Lie

>bulgaria is mena
>turgay is mena
The fuck you smoking cunt

Wash your feet, selfhating autist.
Turkey is not europe you other autist

You couldn't satisfy her if you tried your best

>Turkey is not europe

What about the people born in Thracian Turkey?

Be white

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Getting one is easy, getting a hot one is different.

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you dont, muslims are degenerate.

That woman is Spanish

This

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I've noticed that dutch posters on Jow Forums have this hateboner for us while being kinda neutral to all other Europeans, even Turks. Don't get me wrong I love the attention, but why us? I'd understand if you were like Serbia or Greece but you have zero historical relations with us and it's not even banter but genuine hatred. Maybe you're just the same guy who's making it seem like a lot of dutch posters hate us, when it's just your loud seething obsession.

Pretty sure it's one guy

I've had MENA girls interested in me but they basically toy with you because they know you have no future together and it's really annoying.

Although I am sure its just one person the more susceptible retards in this country who vote for Geert Wilders are swayed by the false belief that all their woes stem from Bulgarians and Romanians migrants

There's a swarthy MENA-esque 4/10 girl at my uni that's got a thing for me and I don't know if I should go for her or not. If she was thiccer and not a literal fucking skeleton I wouldn't hesitate as much.

wife of a dutch and cheated on him with a turk

Nope I’ve never expressed my hate for bulgarians before lol.
I am the one who hates bulgarians and all kinds of shitskins, but why do we hate you lol? Maybe bad experience for the few thet come here? Synchronized autism? Idk actually, but I’m loving it. Stop being gay and thnx for your yoghurt.

be a black rapper wanabe

Try a mena thot from the following, their diaspora tend to be less religious, if at all:
Iran, Lebanon, Turkey