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Based Jezza

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CLARKSON!!!!

Alri

Real. I show my tits if my thread survive.

3 news and not a single British one

FUCK THEM COCKROACHES

Using this one cause fuck all yanks and fuck that nonce cunt

okay which one will it be?

Would love to be a Top Gear/Grand Tour host 2bh

this is the thread i chose

ah yes, british culture

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National Jezzboleninism

FUCK THEM COCKROACHNONCES

It seems I’ve arrived at a bad time

this. fucking grim. i propose we just stay in the old one

fuck off pedo

lel

>Unknown flag
That's not great, not terrible.

he's welsh [yikes]

CLARKSON you idiot!!!

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It's just one of those days

High profile #MeToo'ing unfolding we speak

Your mom suck dick.

>We're private citizens entitled to privacy for us and our child, we're not even revealing Archie's godparents and please stop interviewing members of Meghan's family
>But we're also part of the Royal Family so please give us £3 million to renovate our cottage

Ah yes, ameriroach culture

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>he's welsh
And proud.

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they've done an absolute pr blinder with this new generation:
"oh we're normal people just like you haha look at us talk to each other on twitter about how crazy it is having a child haha"

>we're not even revealing Archie's godparents
bet they'd glow in the dark

Okay, what are we going to talk about today? politics, sexuality or economics?

poo in the bum

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oh homosexuality okay

Shit a poo right out mi arse

food goes in the mouth poo poo falls from the bum

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fecal matters gould become arrested

>One of the British establishment’s richest and most powerful figures has been granted wide-ranging secrecy orders preventing The Times from revealing him as the man who faced accusations of serious sexual harassment and assault in an employment case.
>One of the women had claimed that she was attacked and orally raped in Mr X’s private office.
>The Times has fought a legal battle for more than a year for the right to report the case but a senior judge ruled last month that in this case the protection of the millionaire’s “honour and reputation” took precedence over the principle of open justice under which reporters are deemed to be “the eyes and ears of the public” in the courts.
mental

poopy nigger! poopy poopy nigger!!!!

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*breaks into Buckingham Palace*
*rushes past the guards*
*crashes into Archie's baby room*
*grabs the infant, and takes his head directly to my nostril*
*takes a great fat snort of the baby's scalp*
aaaaaaaahh....
*I'm shot to pieces by the royal guards, smiling as I have the most intense high of my life*

Could turn Sadiq Khan into a spasticated quadriplegic in a fist fight

gf just sent me this

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hehe poop heheh

smoked quite a lot today cause im bored

China WILL grow larger!
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good post

reddit is unironically better than Jow Forums, prove me otherwise (*protip you can't)

this that new paradox unite china game

nah bruh the aristocracy don't exist and have no power innit

ahahahaha

fuck off there then

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poo bum and willy are the most powerful words in the english language

what's the name of that civilization simulator?

Don't mean to sound like one of them norferners in the pub complaining about "the elites" but it genuinely is one rule for us and another for them

guards arent armed

London is objectively better than any other city. Doesn't mean I have to move there if I acknowledge this fact.

I think it's one of the hearts of iron games

no because i don't want bad karma and sometimes it takes a while before you get responses

Nah HOI 3 from the look of it

thats a baguette hes holding

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I kind of like that we have an aristocracy and so on as it reminds us that the world is inherently unfair, I think it helps us keep from losing the plot like another anglophone dominantly prostitant country. It's a shame that really shitty people still abuse it though.

define better

Reckon it's Prince Andrew with the gagging order in light of the whole renewed Epstein case.

It’s Gary lineiker

Can't believe I spent 2 hours watching Unbroken.

Look how Yanks have suddenly stopped posting when nobody responds to them.
Keep up the good work, goys.

huns utterly btfo
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rather paint me walls with poo

On a Monday morning?

Sounds like you are broken

Lads. I had an Indian takeway delivered at 11pm last night. Ate half of it and fell asleep until about 8am when I put the leftovers in the fridge

Do you reckon I should eat it or am I dicing with death?

>huns
oh heard that sinead o'connors song have we

we all know it's andrew

Where'd you hear that? Would hardly describe him as "powerful" and one of the allegations was that he forcefully shaved an employee.

going to spend £300 to upgrade my phone

wahhhh the lift stinks of shit wahhhhhh

Should be fine as long as it wasn't a prawn dish

well said

it was a joke lad

Currently I'm boiling eggs.

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switch cucks eternally btfo, if anyone wants to play children's games and have a half decent computer PC master race wins again. You may now cringe.

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Indian can last for up to a week unrefrigerated. The spices help preserve it.

I’m enjoying a piping hot glass of water. Delicious.

no there was one with a modern design, maybe it was even browser based

sometimes you ask a question and you get hundreds of answers

could you please reply to this post
(You)s give me a sense of relevance and companionship, if even for a fleeting moment

Rh

>this is stealing

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food poisoning literally doesn't exist is just something they made up because they are too afraid to call people weak and sickly

>police officer calling him a stupid cunt
Quite right 2bh. Hate Orange marches and the lodge but the guy's lucky he didn't end up getting dragged out his car.

I ordered the new battery almost one month ago. Still didn't get it.

cook the man some fuckin' eggs bitch!

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thought my browser zoomed out there lol

Well said

i've got it haha

Guess his age.
Is he:
>43
or
>23
???

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She still in the midst of a constant breakdown?
Still looks like a picture of mental health compared to Hannah Hays I suppose.

the one in his picture is HOI2

i know