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English, Actor, Musician, UCSB alum. (go Gauchos)

Last time I touched a cat was about 5 years ago.

Usain bolt said there could be some janitor somewhere who is faster than him. It all starts to make sense...

once ran a marathon in 2 hours 26 minutes

the world setting of Legend of Korra is kino
love the 1920s Asian-Manhattan dieselpunk fusion aesthetic

>I run

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mad how modern man utterly mogs the ancient greeks
first man to run a marathon died of exhaustion afterwards and now people commemorate him by doing the same distance for leisure

Ha ha ha ha ha.

Mate I know it’s hard to believe but I literally can and have the records to prove it but it’s doxxable info

read manthropology

>cured phimo with stretching and steroid cream
>snap frenulum when finally get down to having sex
>not sure how long it will take to heal

waheyyy

>love the 1920s Asian-Manhattan dieselpunk fusion aesthetic
Have literally never read such a virgin freak statement in all my years on this website

youtube.com/watch?v=YykjpeuMNEk
Imagine to be in India.

same intellectually as well, don't get why people pay to read what some greek guy thought over 6000 years ago, as if it's somehow relevant today

Serves you right, sexhaver

Semi finalist Olympic sprinters make barely any money over a shit shot career

used to bench press 400kg in my heyday

lol there's probably less than 50 people in the country you could possibly be anyway

currently waiting for a bus so I can go to my gf's house to shag her :)

Loathe anything hotter than sweater weather
Love just throwing on a sweater and looking good instead of bickering with short sleeves or shorts

doggy-style is the best position for aroma connoisseurs such as myself

Just know in a life or death situation I would easily outrun you and you would die first

Me on the right.

>bus

Pfpfpffp lmao I drive a formula 1 car

Based pheromones poster

*flexes*
ahh just back from the olympic village think the first thing i'm going to do is pop on www.Jow Forums.org/int/brit

>he drives a sedan of any kind
Extremely soy

off t'pub
hope the quality of posting improves by the time I'm back

Secs is gross

t. drives a cuck truck to compensate for his small penis

Aye just don't run back too soon haha

unironically only ended up here because bodybuilding dot com led me to Jow Forums led me to here

>tfw not elite at any sport
was ok at footy but tried to play 2nd team cricket for a club once after practicing by myself all summer. embarrassed myself and went home in tears.

Hahahahahahaha

was that before or after you were running 100m in 1 minute 30 seconds?

hello chinky dink

can't be arsed with gym tonight

gonna go home, eat unhealthy food and have a few beers haha!

Only sport I wasn't terrible at in school was shooting

Hahahahaha

Absolutely fucking fuming lads. Toilberg is trying to get me done for war crimes

nice normie impersonation, now get to the gym

based

They can't afford any not sedan cars because of taxes. And they only breath pure air.

Didn't happen

the vet gave dan a shot and said he should be okay in a week

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is this some sort of riddle

>They
Brits.

Same argument anti-gun people use
Drive something practical and grow up

just found out that my little cousin is an altar boy

Uh oh

Yes it did. You had to be in the CCF to take it as a games option but you could do small bore as winter sport (at the school's own indoor range) or large bore (at an army shooting range an hour's drive away) as a summer sport.

In my area I have amazing fresh air and I see nothing but trees and nature around me, and I still only need to drive a couple minutes to any shop that I have to get too
Feels great, if only the lads could experience this daily like I do

t. ratko mladic

t. drives a truck but an extended cab and never uses the bed except for like 2 days out of the year

you don't need a truck to haul your fat ass around suburbia and maybe tow something a couple times a year. you got one because you wanna look MANLY and TOUGH!

I was an alter server for about 3 years
never got nonced before you ask
used to get £20 for christmas mass

>large bore
mentioned

ever hit your mother?

Live in a rural area and haul stuff often for my own personal projects my man
Don't know why you're on American soil and are against trucks for personal use, think you're better off going to Canada

So PES now have both the world football and soccer in it’s name. Just a thought

Gonna order a burger on the line

Whingeing no kookiness

You can make a burger at home.

yeah sure, whatever helps you cope.
>I-I move some shit that could actually fit in an suv or other large vehicle sometimes... thats makes it ok right??
almost nobody needs a truck as a personal vehicle

alri heston blumenthal

it's funny how psychology works.
it takes me ~15 minutes to walk there (x amount to wait then maybe 5 minutes) and 15 minutes to walk back if i wanted to get mcdonalds let's say total time of 30 minutes.
it costs uber to 3 pounds to deliver.
yet this seems to be such a waste of money to get pay the 3 pounds yet I earn a lot more than 3 pounds in half an hour of work.

Actually made this a couple of weeks ago.
youtube.com/watch?v=G4cMjxZc_54

I don't understand the source of your animosity, nor do I really care to find out
Here's your reply, and get a hobby. I assume you're the same sperg who does this to everyone

*pins rorke up against the wall pushing his windpipe*
Listen here Rorke... no racism, you got that?

what does no racism mean? is saying chinese people are shorter than white people racist?

I normally pay the uber driver 10% of the thing they bring me. Such as a handful of chips or the pickle out of the burger.

they're all disabled in such different ways. I don't see how this actually works as a serious competition, but of course I will not say this in real life

No such thing as racism. There is only one race, the human race

>I don't understand the source of your animosity
calling sedans soy exposed you as an insecure, compensating retard who tries to justify his compensation by buying BIG MANLY things. I just find it hilarious how you people work, so simple

Reminder to filter/ignore Yanks.

you get me though it's like 1/3 the cost of the order of the whole order to get them to deliver it which makes it seem expensive but it isn't in terms of time wasted collecting it

*slaps you*
Don't get cheeky with me Rorke *feigns punching you and smirks as you cower in fear*

I was laying in bed, playing with my willy

fuck off weird redditor freak

Yeah typing paragraphs in response to a lowly shitpost and I'm the insecure one
You're cancer.

Holy shit did you see what the guy did to the weird racist kid? He must be a leftypol guerilla with those combat skills, god I wish he was my boyfriend, he's so cool and handsome

Look, I'm not interested in the slightest with office politics and the like.
I just go to work, do my job and go home. That's it.

You're the brown skinny girl, aren't.

*starts forcibly kissing you against your will as you are powerless to stop me*

>two sentences = paragraphs
want to know how I know you didn't finish school my man?

Lads, sort out your PPI

which.co.uk/consumer-rights/advice/how-to-reclaim-mis-sold-ppi

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>why YES I do let some somalian sit in his crusty ass car and fart in the same vicinity as my food because i'm too lazy to go and pick it up myself!

Yeah I understand but ordering food is 0-time thus even if it was more expensive it would come out as cheaper in the long run as when you order you can do other things and time is money.

Watching thhat The Terror thing and that Eulogy in ep3 was simply beautiful, absolutely heart achign poetry. I love poetry me lads.

Not heart aching, heart wrenching. And a beautiful score of music to go with it. Beautiful

virgin freak