Streetfighting

How to win 100%?

People are saying all kinds of bullshit, but from my experience, there is no 100% way to win. I've seen boxers getting mugged by untrained manual laborers, wrestlers being knocked out when ground fighting and Judo guys going wtf when they realized a T-Shirt isn't as tough as a Judo suit - they had half their opponent's shirt in their hands when they got knocked down.

And also, fight don't really go to the ground very often. Maybe after a takedown. maybe. Very rare. Most people just box. Kicking is also something that doesn't happen.

Other fun facts: Boxers generally start to wrestle when fighting for real, while grapplers start to box. Boxers don't know what to do when someone grabs their wrists. Side of the hand blows actually do work.

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>how to win 100%?

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I've never been in any serious streetfight but I think it just comes down to who is more aggresive and makes the first move. If you grab a guy by his shirt and give him a full force headbutt that would even stun a trained fighter

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>I've never been in any serious streetfight
Stopped reading there.

I have been, it's all so different from sparring. It's more like rough.housing with your brother, just a lot more painful obviously.

Be big, train MMA, more specifically grappling. Anyone saying otherwise has never fought.

I fought and that is complete bullshit. Grappling works well in schoolyard-tier fights, but that is not a streetfight.

But you're Swedish and Sweden has a big wrestling tradition, so I will excuse this babble.

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In a real situation, most people switch to automatic, this means rapid punching, maybe a grab.

>How to win 100%?
Be the first one to throw a punch. Just kidding, you can't beat everyone, there will always be someone who will beat you. If you follow the mentality of "I wanna beat everyone" You will die young, that or disabled for the rest of your life and probably spend a good chunk of your life in prison. Be strong enough to defend yourself and people whom are close to you, not to beat everyone.

So, Berberochse (haha), how would you exercise for this in your oriental culture?

>How to win 100%

Run

You can't lose if they can't catch you

>run from a fit young thug with maybe a knife
Lol.

Fighting young thug with a knife barehanded sure sounds like a great idea.

Better than getting knife in kolba.

how do you even get into fight as a grownup? what color is your skin?

Wrong.
When adrenaline will hit your legs, you'll be paralyzed. If you thinks it's doesn't happens, you'll basically soft cuck that haven't been engaged in real ugly situations.
Also, having gun != have ability to use it.

There's nothing that will give you any garauntees. Guns included.

But things that may be ultimately useful are:
1. Good and fast sucker punch;
2. 100 meters dash.

You're welcome.

>Implying your average bydlo street thug is any good at throwing knives

Nah, man. I just realised.
He's a fucking idiot. He basically wants to beat everyone but he's not going to work on his physical condition.
A fucking idiot.

As soon as you close distance and grab someone, you're grappling
Unless you're not fighting 1v1 i don't see how it's bullshit in a streetfight

>How to win

Hit first, hit fast and hit hard, if doesn't work out as expected start running...

>how do you even get into fight as a grownup? what color is your skin?
How? You get attacked.
Skin color is skin type 1, red-blond hair.

Knife fights are popular in Germany with our new visitors.

What do you recommend for physical conditioning?

People box mainly. Grappling isn't exactly rare, but much rarer than boxing (ie. fist fighting).

Nothing. You won't do this anyway.
You're not even understand what we're talking about.

Because you are not supposed to let anyone come close, you're supposed to knock out the opponent the sooner the better using anything that is is to your disposal. (hand, feet, chair, beer bottle etc.), It's not a fair fight, it's fight for survival.

So, a big mouth and nothing else. Spasiba towarisch.

In real life it comes to luck, being agressive and not overthinking shit, just acting.

Height and weight sure can help a lot, but I've seen skinny manlets knocking out taller guys like a bitch with one punch. I would advise to punch people in the throat and even in the genitals. After all, your life may depend on it and honour is a fucking meme in that type of situation.

>Berberochse
What does it mean?
>how would you exercise for this in your oriental culture?
I don't know, I didn't have a fight since my teens, kek. I think being in shape is more important than the technical aspect of fighting. If you can't punch hard or can't tank a punch, then the "retard strength" will overpower whatever martial art you learned and it does most of the times anyways. Rest comes with experience and your ability to adapt, I noticed the better street fighters happen to have a lot of experience (fought a lot in their lifetime) and are physically strong without particularly having learned any martial art.
>run from a fit young thug with maybe a knife
Don't kid yourself, youngsters are the ones who are more likely to stab you to death.

Who cares about "honor", this isn't an 1980s karate movie.

>What does it mean?
Berber Ox (ie. castrated BVLL). But basically, experience > all?

>Don't kid yourself, youngsters are the ones who are more likely to stab you to death.
That was my point. Run, get knife in butt. Or back.