/brit/

*angelic chorus*
The /brit/soooonnnns

grow a pair

give me messis wages (and wife)

I've got a goldennnn tickettttt

Women are NOT human women are NOT human WOMEN ARE NOT HUMAN!

*walks into a church wielding a guitar*
hullo I'm johnny cash!

boomer wojak is soul personified
youtube.com/watch?v=LCg_EyrD27o

anime lads

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cheers mate *snags it*

It’s Megan Rapinoe’s world.

We’re all just livin in it

oi oi

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favourite streamer is taking the day off so im watching someone i dont particularly know play a game i dont particularly like

Women need ____________

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Do you consider the UK as a safe place? What can happen to a man at 3 am who wears a pink skirt and goes a home with an iphone in Belfast?

good post

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*plants a spear through your skull*

Put this on over the loudspeaker at work lads, doing my bit before the PLA arrive

>youtube.com/watch?v=xGwzfnOfWe0

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imagine getting a reply from me and thinking it's some cheeky british banter, but then you see a swedish flag instead lmaooo 'kin GOTTEM

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very fond of the phrase "non-white" to describe people who aren't white as it asserts "white" as the default

If I've lost my printout ticket do I have to print another one out?

Lost a fiver can i print another one out?

God a crackin deal on my new BMW lads, paid £30k for the car and I got the entire road for free haha xxx

u wanna end up a speed freak with bolt on tits covered in bad tattoos be my fucking guest lmao

Yes whites are the default npc’s

Errrrr yeah mate *runs off to the shops with it*

hehe
I have had the same thought

haha no you don't you have to pay tax on the car sweetums xxx

Do you not have that where you’re from? Its really not that badass im sorry.

Back home to W Yorks for a few weeks tomorrow. First munch? Seabrooks salt and vinegar and a steak bake from Cooplands

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sincerely hope this isn't emmett
sincerely hope this isn't emmett talking about his sister

Proof you’re both npcs

Think you may lose your cubicle callgirl profession doing this

get us a kinder bueno while you're there la

Hint: it is

steer clear of wakey if you know what's good for you.

Implying this ANGEL would act like a slut...

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Mum should've been home 15 minutes ago and I'm proper starving.
Tempted to order a pizza but I just know she'll turn up with a maccies soon as I order it.

For me? it's a light blue oxford shirt with navy chino shorts for the summer fit

Did I forget my name?
woops sorry im at tim hortons on 240 pls stop by if u feel tough today

Tell her to bring back someone who cares you uninteresting blogger

>Mum
is she fit?

didnt ask, dont care. blog off anytime now..

corr imagine her with bimbo lips, bleach blonde hair, a disastrously orange tan, a ton of slap and a pair of bolt ons

>Yorkshire
The wasteland of Britain

>mum bought semolina pudding instead of rice pudding
fucking slag

Wahhh mummy I'm hungry
Grow a pair

*starts beef and does nothing for the tenth time in a row*
boo this man. boo.

>there are people ITT that don't put their orange squash in the fridge

remember when you said you were getting a flight to wakey and then backed out you fucking coward LOL

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*plants a pear tree*

This is what a gimp trying to impersonate sktz looks like

*pins rorke up against the high school lockers crushing his neck*

>No racism, yeah?

Virginous

Channel 4 - the most cultured of the terrestrial channels - just moved its HQ to Leeds. Next.

He might find true love

>woops sorry eh oh yeah I'm in timmies eh havin' coffee and donuts eh?

>drinking squash
alri literal 10 year old

Emmett is unironically dead

It set up a new "HQ" but kept it's hideous branded building in London where all the important people will remain

>Claims include one from "a 19-year-old with six blind children" and another saying "Harry Kane" was their landlord.

What are some arguments against determinism?

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lmao good post

>schizophrenia

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once saw a black man come out of sainsbury's with a bottle of crusha and he took the cap off, took a swig and then promptly spat it out in disgust

miss high school where you got to say "yes miss" to the milfs all the time

Find the leftypol Chad larp to be highly amusing
Most leftists are shut in sticks who happened to read marx when they were bored

How many levels of irony are we operating on with that watch, Em?

still using that VPN huh

This man is up to no good

>booked this week off of toil
>it's going to piss down rain all week

Why is weatherberg so cruel?

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*surreptitiously googles determinism*

black peepo be like 'this milkshake too milky'

what's crusha?

Yep, VPN

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Zero mein dude

the hands… so soft… wish they were touching my willy

Selling gamer girl semen

but sunberg is the worst

>operating on
Its for operating alright

maple ridge is only for the tough

Charlie, you are delusional

>implying you wouldn't be inside regardless

Why would you still be using the same photo lmfao. You live in the UK.

Fuck sake lads Amy has quit Love Island

The left claims yet another victim. When will the bloodshed end

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toilberg hollering in his mercedes

Wish you would quit life