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imagine shagging a girl

>"oh wow your brother is so handsome now, tehee"
>"are you hungry user? come join us"

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...me and my boyfriend...

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can't relate

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>tfw when you've fucked everything up and it's all your fault

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Don't have a home gym anymore and I REALLY need to lift some iron but going to a public gym sounds like a massive pain

honestly spaff to the thought of this every night

just imaging shagging a girl is enough for me

love being a 'gin 'reak

how did the pakis get away with harbouring osama

"tacos and soda? nah im good, thanks.."

Simply don't believe in free will.

nothing wrong with being a nonce as long as you're a woman

v_v

-_-

Do you believe in God?

the real osama bin laden is hiding in rotherham

lads what does being hugged feel like?

honestly never been hugged fully from the front lads haha sad little virgin I am

>Amy isn't mentally unstable

you've lost it 190

simply do believe in free willy (boxers not briefs)

just played dumb but they weren't actually playing they're actually dumb

>toil
>dinner
>wank
>sleep

repeat x5, then

>sleep
>do nothing
>dinner
>wank
>sleep

repeat x2

can't

yeah but hun

Being straight is opposite of being gay

Therefore you’d need to be straight x

sue selfie... 8th of july 2019

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You dont make friends with salad

me neither but I defend the illusion

feels like heaven ngl

Nothing wrong with having some routine.

DOING A REALLY BIG POO >_

this

tacos are rubbish sharing food. everyone else always has a tiny appetite. they have 2 tacos and they're done. which means of course they never make enough filling for 3 or 4 each

literally how?
i was a turboautist in secondary school/sixth form that was practically mute and girls hugged me all the time because they felt sorry for me

>lads what does being hugged feel like?
fucking amazing

Can we get a secondary date check?

Nah, she’s just in an environment where she’s being watched 24/7 by the whole country

Imagine if your oneitus mugged you off on tv

I can't find the swiper

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post ur bumhole right now

any /pozzed/ man in?
youtube.com/watch?v=4z2DtNW79sQ

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Like someone wrapping their arms around you

WHY ARE YOU TELLING HER DAART

Haha x

mad how tiny little girls like elle fanning go to the toilet almost every day to release a poo

belledelphine.club/product/gamergirl-pee/

>10k for piss

who the fuck would pay that?

teddy's got the swiper

honestly ngl lads I could smash fuck outta any runt currently posting right now

youre all mentally and physically inadequate bunch of gimps you lot are haha sad acts

twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1148298496140820480

trump just completely mugged off may
she's on suicide watch right now

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Imagine the smell

feels like lying on a warm, small mattress but standing up

>hard shell tacos
dogshit

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Oh fuck off

youtube.com/watch?v=MpbjZjnml4M

*enters thread*

Fucking hate hugging women, why is it considered a greeting by women to be the same as a hand shake. Hand shakes are based; minimal contact, quick, can test your nerve.

But hugs, unless im gonna shag em its not worth the time

holy fucking based

makes you feels warm inside though

*strum strum*
virgin freak
*strum strum*
qu'est-ce que c'est

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the Get it On (with Brian Burnett) on BBC Radio Scotland theme tonight is:
song titles that could either deflate or intensify an argument
any suggestions from the lads?

girls hugging you lad is a sign they want pumped

im a shagger you can trust me

elle fanning is innocent, she wouldnt do that

honestly ngl lads I could smash the fuck outta any runt currently posting right now

youre all a bunch of mentally and physically inadequate gimps. you lot are sad acts haha

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He told her how it should be done why didn’t she listen?

have been physically neglected to the point where physical contact does nothing for me and i don't appreciate when people do it at all

receive very little pleasure from hugs or cuddling

RX, real drugs, I want real love

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because she is a globalist pawn

strawpoll.me/18289994
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MANDATORY VOTING

‘Tism

Runts on Jow Forums (like you) really do wonders for her advertising

I am a hugger

Hugged over 100 girls

We really did make an absolute shitshow of brexit

Having a gf counts as 1 sex you retard

it's alright not nearly as good as holding hands or even just sitting with thighs/legs touching each other.
there are different tiers of hugs though there are normal hugs and then there are like "lean in hugs" where her breasts are all squashed against you and you squeeze each other, those lean ins are better.

he told her to sue the eu

what's that song from the 90's, brit band, girl singer, "the end" in the title
can't remember properly

>we
you mean kike shills like may who made a mess of it on purpose at the behest of her kike masters?

think I don't have proper oxytocin stuff or whatever from growing up with a very distant and unpleasant mother

honestly ngl lads any runt currently posting could smash the fuck outta me right now

I’m a mentally and physically inadequate gimp. I am a sad act haha

She won life

business idea: genocide 7 billion people

fake

youtube.com/watch?v=JSUIQgEVDM4

had a friend for like 4 years but any time i asked her to hang out last year she always told me "soon" or some other excuse so next time she texts me i'm going to tell her to leave me alone. reckon she'll be really angry but honestly cba having her text me after dicking me about like that.

I detect antisemitic undertones to this post but I might be wrong

I am a serial huggist
I sneak up on women in the park and hug them and then run off

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honestly shaggers need to share with the virgin freaks, shaggers can easily manipulate girls into shagging them so why cant they help the virgin freaks out by getting girls to shag virgins as a fetish thing?

shaggers have been on top for too long and need dealt with if they dont cooperate

no its not you fucking not creep, its akin to a hand shake. Nothing else.

maybe if I am huggin my lovely gran

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