/cum/ - Canada, USA and Mexico

Brady edition

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bad edition

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one last kiss, i love you like an alcoholic.
one last kiss, i love you like a statuette.
one last kiss, i need you like i need a broken leg.
youtube.com/watch?v=ZCEx-7R_QY8

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i never met a foreigner in my entire life (thank ALLAH)

wew

today I managed to go out in public without constantly feeling like I was on the verge of a panic attack, feels good dude

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is 12 bucks a day on food reasonable
and maybe like 20 for the weekend

good job bud proud of u

maybe if you cook your own meals or eat off the dollar menu at mcdoogles

what do you mean
like is that spending too much or not do you think

>like is that spending too much or not do you think
I think it's a reasonable amount to spend, also it depends on where you live I guess

look at the cow going back for more lol

Tom Brady will be the first emperor of California and New England, two separate empires in personal union until he dies and his oldest son inherits California while his second inherits New England

kentucky
its 2 walmart sandwiches and 2 monster zeros for a total of 1700 calories
ive kept it up for a rather long time

>reading on phone
>phone needs charged
>can't read now
Gonna buy more books.

thanks bro

>its 2 walmart sandwiches and 2 monster zeros for a total of 1700 calories
and literally nothing else? cooking for yourself is cheaper and much healthier my dude

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cheaper how? chicken breast for example does not seem to be more calories per dollar

I just want a relationship with a handsome older man what's so wrong with that?

Boneless skinless breast is THE worst option at the butcher

One of my fwbs told me she loves me and did NOT like when I told her I don’t feel the same

>durr calorie number high hurr
lol, simple as

Bitch you do NOT have to worry about calories per dollar
You’re not an Indian peasant

WE'LL MEET AGAIN DON'T KNOW WHERE DON'T KNOW WHEN BUT I DON'T I KNOW WE'LL MEET AGAIN SOME SUNNY DAY

>page 6

when I was a teen I masturbated to the idea that one of my middle aged male neighbors would find out I'm a faggot and blackmail me into sex

that’s what i call a really gay post

fragile beliefs, easy to offend

>too smart for community college
>too dumb for university
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
being average is a curse

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Why don’t you go to community college and then transfer
tfw got into a top university in the country because my dad is friends with a lot of the higher ups in admissions

could easily make you carry my pocket

youtube.com/watch?v=fDwiQCLloYg

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stuffing taro mochi into my face

stuffing my dick into your face

This mouth ain't free

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don't choke

julieta venegas' voice is my goal

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i'll pay you in white gold

that would be wonderful actually.

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go back to this fucking yank bastards

whos your girlcrush /cum/

mine is obvs

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no it wouldn't

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hey burgers, be fatter lol

but julieta is a close second

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hey french be gayer

so is /cum/ always this merde?
jesus wept, so many efforts for a contienent that ended up so vile, so vulgar

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Mine is the girl from Alita and Resident Evil

>hey french be gayer
don't @me yank, don't want your hiv

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youtube.com/watch?v=1vrEljMfXYo
hey rememeber when america wasn't completely shit? how about you go back to that?

hey tell soko that i like her music pls

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Shut the fuck up Pierre

Me? I only post at work
Also fwb is sending me nudes again

GET THE FUCK OUT OF OUR THREAD
FRANCE IS THE MOST PATHETIC COUNTRY IN EUROPE LMAO
SELF ABSORBED SMELLY MED NIGGERS WHO CAN'T WIN WARS

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FOFF (fuck off french FAGGOT)

your welcome for your indépendance burger shits

youtube.com/watch?v=WVE90vGS9ps
see this? this is good, more of that, less of darkie rap and pee poop ok?

doubt you were even alive then idiot

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>mfw yankoids

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theres something fkn wrong with my phone

I'm confused as to why that woman would continue walking in the direction of the naked dude instead of turning around or crossing the street

hey, remember when america wasn't nigga this and nigga that?
youtube.com/watch?v=093GjYcDg-4
oh how the mighty have fallen

Rock and roll was literally invented by black people

youtube.com/watch?v=EpBjgQlT_jA
americrap doesn't have what it takes to produce this anymore

am sorry, did the darkies invent rock n roll by hitting bongos? because if not, then it's the white man who did it

>the only thing france has created of note in the last century

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Rock music came from R&B, which is black

нy чe aмepикocы бля

But black people invented rock and roll and pretty much every single popular genre of music was either directly created by black or grew out of a black genre ?

know what else we created? your country
be humble, be grateful, sit down

>Minitel
Whoever made this did their research lol. I don't think most Americans know what that is. Maybe it's a 30+ French person.

>Rock music came from R&B, which is black

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Old McDonald had a farm
E-I-E-I-O

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Хopoшaя пecня. Oн итaльянeц жe?

we helped you not get cucked by the brits (again)

i don't speak vodka

you never helped, did nothing but stab us in the back

hey yankoids, remember when we told us not to invade irak and you did and it was a fiasco and we were right all along?
i do, stupid yanks

I'm white af. I just know about rock music because I read a lot and I study music

more than you deserve

hey yankoids, remember when you wanted to be free but were too weak and stupid so we did it all for you but only to spite the brits lol
i do

they played volare on the radio here
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based.
I was 4, so no.

thread is bad again

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jesus wept you underage cunt

québec is the heart and soul of canada

top comfy, quite falloutian

shut the fuck you ungrateful yank bastard

reminder to not respond to trolls

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or what? youll surrender?

if i could time travel, i would go the very early 19th century, convince Napoléon and the brits to join forces and go all out on america, full on genocide and split the whole thing between us

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I am on this site to respond to trolls

literally fought on all fronts and all sides of the war
literally won more wars than any other country existing today
literally shaped the world
literally made you free
sit down, be humble

get /extraflags/ :^)

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