ITT: Jow Forums in 1809

*has nine children*
*eats potatoes*
*stops speaking my own native language*

Wouldn't you be speaking Ute or Shosone?

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To be fair, you guys were already of the point of irrelevance that Andrew Jackson was walking around burning towns in north Florida and instead of retaliating, you gave us a chunk of it lol

Looks like I'm Bavarian now

Stop stealing our sailors, villain.

Yes we need to punish them for all it's worth. So tired of hearing Uncle Ethan's tales about Monmouth. We need our own war with 'em.

>James Madison took the oath of office on March 4, 1809 as the nation's fourth president, right as the great conflict in Europe was reaching its climax. Unlike his predecessors, he was a weak-voiced and small figure, lacking a commanding presence or force of will. Even with the distress caused by the Embargo Act, outgoing president Jefferson remained popular.

DEVS SALVE EL-REY D. JOÃO VI NOSSO SENHOR

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Where am I? I’m starving as well.

It's been 20 since the First Fleet landed.

>reading forbidden French revolutionary books

And it's only 185 years until Justin Bieber is born. Enjoy it while you can.

Trivia: when João VI moved to Rio, he found Brazil so pleasant that he refused to go back to Portugal after Napoleon's demise. The Portuguese liberals stagged a revolution in 1820 and demanded his return, which he did in the following year. The Courts also hoped to demote Brazil as a colony again, forcing the heir Pedro to proclaim independence. Thus, it was the Portuguese revolutionaries who made Brazil a sovereign state.

Indeed Lower Canada would make an excellent US state.

Ladies and gentlemen, please, I have something important to say...

Hon hon hon

I ordered a yard of cloth from a mill in Connecticut. They reckon it will arrive in Virginia sometime next spring.

>Austr*ans

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What a beautiful morning. Little Zora and her sisters are out in the field with the cattle, little Vlado is tending to the cornfields with his servants. I'm gonna go to the pub to drink coffee with Hasan Aga, we're gonna talk about international politics and that Sufi order initiation he offered me the other day.

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What a beautiful morning. Little Rachel and her sisters are out in the field with the cattle, little Ezekiel is tending to the tobacco fields with the slaves. I'm going to go to the tavern to drink cider with Nathaniel, we're going to talk about international politics and that Masonic order initiation he offered me last week.

When will these fucking gringos fuck off back to their country? We NEED a wall

Lowertl taxiestl, por favortl

You're still Nuevo Espana, dude.

Better to be prepared for the future
Although, you guys populating Texas, what’s the worst that could happen?

>Thomas Jefferson maintained that Louisiana stretched west to the Rocky Mountains and included the entire watershed of the Mississippi and Missouri Rivers and their tributaries, and that the southern border was the Rio Grande. Spain maintained that Louisiana extended only as far as Natchitoches, and that it did not include the Illinois Territory.[67] Texas was again considered a buffer province, this time between New Spain and the United States.[68] The disagreement would continue until the signing of the 1819 Adams–Onís Treaty, at which point Spain gave Florida to the United States in return for undisputed control of Texas.[69]

>During much of the dispute with the United States, governance of New Spain was in question. In 1808, Napoleon forced the Spanish king to abdicate the throne and appointed Joseph Bonaparte as the new monarch.[70] A shadow government operated out of Cadiz during Joseph's reign.[71] Revolutionaries within Mexico and the United States unsuccessfully combined to declare Texas and Mexico independent.[72]

>Spanish troops reacted harshly, looting the province and executing any Tejanos accused of having republican tendencies. By 1820 fewer than 2,000 Hispanic citizens remained in Texas.[69] The situation did not normalize until 1821, when Agustin de Iturbide launched a drive for Mexican Independence. Texas became a part of the newly independent nation without a shot being fired, ending the period of Spanish Texas.[73]

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*kills bavaroids and frenchoids for independence*

*sips tea*

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cope

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Once again, an American showing their superficial knowledge about a topic and then spouting retarded shit. Look at the map you fucking twat, is Vienna part of bavaria?

Back to work. Those beets ain't gonna harvest themselves, you know.

cope

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Come to America. All pairs of hands needed to work in a mill or dig a canal welcome.

>>>/reddit/

I can't believe the expansionists who want us to push into Canada. We have so much land as it is, how can we possibly ever settle it all? They suppose it will take 500 years to settle the West.

this basedboy made the Corsican manlet suffer his first defeat in 1809

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Andrea Hofferini was Italian!

Man, the Tunisian empire was based.

OP you need to update your map, the swedes just ceded Finland to to Russia.

And don't even think about hijacking our merchantmen again, because if you do... *cracks knuckles*

As time went on, Napoleon began relying more heavily on conscripts from France's satellite states who were less motivated and effective troops. Aspern-Essling was the first inkling of the possibility that he might be mortal after all.

>On March 1, 1809, in Jefferson's final few days in the White House, Congress repealed the disastrous Embargo Act and replaced it with the weaker Intercourse Act, forbidding only commerce with Britain and France and due to expire in a year.

HELLO I AM CHIEF STINKY FINGER FROM THE NO WIPE TRIBE, WELCOME TO THE POINTY OWL MOUNTAINS OF THE WEST

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*gets conscripted by a press gang into His Majesty's Fleet*

CANADA WILL SOON BE OURS *Literally attacks across the Niagara River*

Me hunt buffalo with spear.

Sitting in my cold shack starving.

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Also you lost Funland forever.

Tunisia wasn't in the First Barbary War.

huh? Liniers is based, he saved us from the anglos.
although the king wants to put Cisneros in charge now, i hope our viceroy don't allow this

have sex

>ywn live in a comfy Ottoman village before everyone in the Empire started trying to murder each other