Do Euros even read the Bible anymore?

Do Euros even read the Bible anymore?

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That guy looks like a kike

why should i?

ah yes, wester civilization

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No I prefer science fiction to fantasy

Isn't Prager a Jew? Why does he love the Bible and NT so much?

Prager is such a slimy cunt. He curries the favor of centrists while pretending to be moderate and non-subversive and then turns their audiences on to his blatant propaganda.

Legit wonder, what Prager and his cunts mean with "Western civilisation".
And no, we don't.

I haven't. I have one, looking at it right now, but I've never read it.

>Legit wonder, what Prager and his cunts mean with "Western civilisation".
white people

No, but what the church preaches today isn't really in accordance to the bible anyway.

>Masturbation is not a sin
>It's better to be a good atheist thana bad Christian
>It's wrong to judge gay people
>It's okay to use a toilet
>communion should be granted to divorced-and-remarried couples
and more.

They mean "white" but in the amerimutt way (i.e. all Europeans and Jews.) Prager comes from an orthodox Jewish family after all.

This.
I can't relate to the church's preachings at all.
Last Christmas the priest (a woman) began the sermon by talking about the significance of the day both to "people who consider Jesus the son of God" and "people who consider him one of his many prophets".

>Yes i read the bible, how did you know?

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I'm 32 years old, 50/50 Swedish and Norwegian. Never even held a bible. Have not been inside a church either.

>It's okay to use a toilet

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The priests use their dicks to push your poop inside so you don't have to use a toilet, because using toilets is a sin
That's what they told me when i was a kid

I saw a bunch of bibles dumped in the paper recycling in the garbage room.

How mny Bibles do you have in the house, Jow Forums?

Brazil
Five or six

4

Zero, never seen one in person.

One second-hand Bible
One second-hand Quran

>Bible
PFAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA OH NO NO NO NO

I never reddit.

Probably 2 + one separate new testament. Haven't read any of them.

4 or 5.

No because people are not religious here.
Last time I saw a bible was in like 7th grade or something when they showed us a bunch of shit from different religious during history class.

Probably 4-6. They're pretty boring books

What? Do Americans really?

There was a small bible in my house when I bought it, no idea where it is and I never read it. There's quite a large chance I used it for toilet paper or kindling for the fire place though, did that with several old books I found here.

That doesn't constitute a civilisation. Fuck Amis and their "whiteness"
You neoliberal, neoconservative boomers should be hanged.

Deuteronomy 23, 12-14
>Designate a place outside the camp where you can go to relieve yourself. As part of your equipment have something to dig with, and when you relieve yourself, dig a hole and cover up your excrement.
Toilets are a sinful invention.

The Bible is a part of the school program in every European country.
I don't expect anyone on int to have graduated from primary school, though.

Wow, Sweden truly is lost.

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Why are swedes so godless?

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Read it twice.
Could have used my time better.

Nah, i'm reading Biboran, it's new interesting religion, mix of islam and chrisitianity.

>Toilets are a sinful invention.
Maybe its the best religion for Indians after all?

kys wannabe jew

We fought for god, we died for god. It didn't work out so we moved on.

Western civilization is a dog whistle for white people being superior

In the past our king threatened to smelt down the church bells unless they handed over all their gold to fund his war.

no

Wut? All that merited was sunday school -tier simplifications and retellings and later on church history. And if your family wasn't religious you could change the subject to ethics and skip the whole thing.

>lost
kek. Why are thirdies so religious? hope for a better life?

Unfortunately.

ofc
(((Judeo-Christianity)))

They mean Judeo-Christianity with Judeo-Anglo values.

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Take a look at yourself first.

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And Brazil isn’t?

Only in catholic areas.

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No

Does the same map exist for sand peopl

In all honesty? No. Religion just isn't a thing here.

Erm, you didn't study the text itself in school? I thought it was an universal part of the program in all European countries.

Is it true 5% of Marseilles population are North African?

Even when it when religion was a thing we were kind of cheap ass. A bunch of churches don't even have real marble they took wood and painted it.

Entered the Notre Dame Cathedral today in Brussels, I am an American on a trip, and it was so beautiful. I am a Lutheran, but prayed nonetheless, however, most of the people on the church were foreigners with a few locals in it. I read a lot about the dying number of Christians in Europe, but today I truly witnessed it for myself, it saddens me to see the source of the true culture reducing in magnitude.

50%

Why is Bavaria so based and the rest of Germany so cucked?

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Proddies have no right to read our sacred texts.

Kek this is true. The church in my town/village burned down in 97. They never rebuilt it, we got a dance floor and open bar area instead kek (in our defence, dansband was huge)

One that was given to me by the church I went to as a kid. It has my name on it.
My grandma has like 10

i only read non-fiction nowadays

That’s what I meant

>The Enlightenment
>religion
Yeah, righto.

Some old Adventist church here got converted into apartments here.

Truly I tell you, whatever you bind on earth will be bound in heaven, and whatever you loose on earth will be loosed in heaven.

You are proud to be the wallet of Ahmed?

Same here, churches are closing and the ones that are open have maybe 5 people in them. We don't even have priest anymore and we need to import them from Poland kek

Well that's pretty common though. Old church buildings have been converted all over Sweden. I visited a rock bar in an old church just outside of Gothenburg a few years ago.

It isn't. The only truly based part of Germanistan is Saxony.

>We don't even have priest anymore and we need to import them from Poland kek
In our case, the priest isn't even from Europe anymore, he is from West Africa (Ghana or Nigeria probably), even though he speaks mostly fluent German.

Don't think I know a single person who has ever even mentioned being a Christian. It's just not a thing here, honestly the people who are tend to be odd.

They know even more people would leave Christianity if they went full autism

Don't forget Jehovah witness door knockers.

We do have priests but it's a normal job. Something like 45% of the priests here in Sweden are agnostic. Some fully blown atheist.
The job has more to do with tradition than religion here.

kek

>honestly the people who are tend to be odd.
Do you guys have the occasional cringey crusader larpers too?

>Refugees do the jobs Germans refuse to do

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>Random 40 year old house in the US
>OH MY GOD ITS CURSED GHOSTS EVERYWHERE
>Live in some 300 year historical building
>it's just some old building

Your priest can fuck thats why kek. My Canton is catholic

For muslims?
Not after 2009.

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I WANAN READ THE BOOK ABOUT WESTERN

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Fortunately most of the young generation here are smart enough not to believe you must dedicate your entire existence to a jewish zombie and his angry space fairy kike loving dad, else you'll be tortured for eternity for your finite crimes.

More like 40%.

POO IN HOLE

Abrahamicists may have helped civilisations develop at various points, but they're now worse than irrelevant and outdated, they're anti scientific and threaten our progress as a species.

We had a religious kid who started in 4th grade with us. By the time we ended 9th grade he hated religion kek, we turned him and turned him good.

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Yeah I get those like once every 3 months because they have a building or whatever close by. Not sure what that is all about, it's not a church but it says Jehovas Witness in capital letters on the side.

Never heard of it, religion is just not a thing the average Norwegian participates in beyond confirmation and baptism. Like my girlfriend wants baptism for our children, but she has not been in church or ever mentioned religion outside of that in the 7 years we've been together.

Was pretty funny the last time I went to a Christmas mass some years ago.
>Be me
>Join family to mass, because why not
>At the entrance two Afghans are begging aggressively for money
>Inside its mostly Africans, Hispanics and some boomers with only a handful of Euros
>The priest cries about muh-raycism
>Continues with "well, Christ might have been Black"
>"Pray for all the refugees in the world, they need our support"
>The old boomers in the front row are almost exploding because of his (at that time still) broken German and stories, while I have to keep myself from bursting into laughter because I am constantly reminded of all the memes I have read here
Wish this was all my imagination, but yeah. The Church is a joke, no pun intended.

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That's a bit misleading, though. Those places tend to have fucked up histories of brutal murders taking place. The whole concept of spirits and haunted places is pretty stupid but you can at least understand the rational behind it when you take into account a lot of Americans actually believe in that silly stuff. It has a relatively consistent internal logic even if it's nonsensical.
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Forbidden knowledge it seems because getting banned over it. Euros always knew what the bible was, a story about the Sun (son).

all 2, 300 year old buildings in Sweden has a haunted story about them you fucking snownigger.

Fortunately are religious muslims and black people replacing you spineless br*ts

>PraguerJew

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OMG GERMANY IS DYING BECAUSE THEY ABANDONED ((((JESUS))))! ALL THE JEWS ARE FLOODING EUROPE WITH DARKIES AND NO THE CHRISTIANS ARE NOT DOING ANYTHING HOW DARE YOU SUGGEST YESHUA BIN MARIAM FROM JUDEA SPEAKING A SEMITIC DIALECT WAS A JEW HE WAS A NORDIC ARYAN AND EUROPEANS ARE THE TRUEISREALITESYOUAREPROBABLYAJEW

Every time.

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You know, I've lived here in Visby most of my life. Almost every single building is 500 years or older, some much older. Yet, I have never seen a ghost or met anyone who has seen a ghost.

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>the only ones leaving the eu shithole
>spineless
ok

My cellar dates from the 1600s when it was used as a magazine for gunpowder.
Sorry but I haven't encountered any Walloon ghosts or any German HANSA merchant demons

1. You are not leaving
2. If you are leaving, then because the EU is not dystopian enough for you

FACT