/smg/ - Stock Market General

why couldn't they have been designed like this

So uuuhhh.. is.. uhh... LTBR gunna take off here soon?

>nukular
no

What stocks or etf's should I be shorting?

don't, liquidity is trash

But if ye dare, EZA. Hope you have capital to actually excercise the puts, though. Buy out to jan or even april.

Buy EDZ

Victory to the Boers

Putting a little bit into USDZAR slightly leveraged every week and will hold until the bush wars start
Comfy AF desu

Will just SA crashing and burning be enough to get good returns?

no he's gay if you're going to do that then buy way out puts on EZA and be prepared to excercise them

bworldonline.com/moodys-flags-capital-outflow-pressure/
>investors now sensing the opportunity to take their funds back to the United States as a safe haven

youtube.com/watch?v=vfthzU3V4zo

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i-is that elon?

Well shit, what do I do if I'm a poorfag and have enough to buy puts but not exercise them?

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be fucked because there is no guarantee someone will buy your puts after they've massively appreciated

Ye must buy Kraft Heinz

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Well, yeah what do i do to profit off of SA instead

Open a forex account and long USD/ZAR

Be sure to use at least 50x leverage

>get liq'd during first bounce
no thanks

But do it on papertrade!

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Its me again friends.

R8 my portfolio and tell me what to reinvest my dividends into. I plan on going high yeild for a while before going blue chip

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$EZA is now under the Trump curse among other things

Lookin good

Whats everybody drinking tonight? I'm having bud lights.

Dividends are gay lmao

>China red
>America and Japan pumping

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You should add the price of the stocks you already own, so we can see the actual return.

Based Americanosphere

Fucking chinks. I hope their dystopian slave state collapses and Balkanizes to nothing

Right, good idea.

My stocks currently all come out to $3,346. Ill update when i get the chance.

>blocks your path

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>pedo CEO tries to buy my bussy for 7% yields
SDIV SAVE ME

The man can't be stopped, he sees what he wants and just takes it. Your wife, your son, your money, your life.

Hi. How do I get into being rich? Is to too late for me to start now?

>put your life savings and future earnings into an index fund.
>wait 30 years

BOOOMERRR USAAAAAAA

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how old are you, how much money can you save per year and how long are you willing to wait?

24. I flip burgers for a living. I'm not willing to wait.

>I'm not willing to wait.
Sounds aggressive.

Put everything you have into LCI on the 28th

take out a loan and put it all on black, have a revolver as a backup

Im 24 as well.

I work 8 hours at goodwill and 4 at home depot 5-6 days out of the week. Good news is with compounding interest and dividends you can be a millionaire by. The time your 50 if you work at it.

Long Facebook on 20x leverage for the next month

rotate that shit/10
reinvest into a dildo to go fuck yourself

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real talk, don't throw your money away on some meme penny weed stock I know that's where you'll end up

I was gone all day. Wanna sum up the four threads I missed?

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>bears win!
>no bulls win!
>LCI obliterated
>no bears win!
>no bulls win!
>HMNY destroyed
>bears win!
>fuck the chinks

It actually went lower, amazing
>bounce off the bottom

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BETTER
THEN
DRYS

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There are still people on ST who are adamant that it's hit the bottom. I hope they're just kidding because if they're not, I want some of what they're smoking.

if you like dividends, these are the stocks you want to comb through

wsj.com/mdc/public/page/2_3024-Preferreds.html?mod=topnav_2_3022

Dividend stocks are not as good as growth stocks. This is a fact.
Compare the performance of SDIV vs IGV
Really makes you think

They aren't as good as selling premium, either, but it's a way to diversify one's strategy.

I'm going to be gone tomorrow as well so does your post double as prophecy?
>I have shares of LCI and HMNY
They totaled 10% of my funny money but I really should have just donated it or something.

I bought in again at 6 cents hoping for a bounce. This shit is unironically heading to 0. Can robinhood even handle it going sub one penny? Also if they get delisted do I keep my 500 shares even if RH doesn't support OTC?

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I have $250 to spend, what should I put it in?

kneepads

>can still go shit elsewhere in the airport
damn degenerates

Trust me, if I could, I would.

Time to buy FB puts

I bought 1,500 at $0.10 hoping for a moon mission on the random good news. It did not pay off. This is in addition to the $100 I wasted pre-r/s. I got /FARNSWORTH'd/

who else here dreams of starting their own hedge fund?

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there was also discussion about shorting South Africa, rkg, anime reaction images, and one guy shilled GALT a bit

>$100 I wasted pre-r/s
I also burned 100 pre rs. Worst part is it's not the last of my meme gambling. Maybe one day we'll learn.

Yea I was looking through and saw a bit of "rkg" pics. It's funny because I recall "her" saying she was a pol streamer and that's why she won't record her voice.

I dream of creating my own multi-million dollar business empire.

I would just take everybody's money and put it all in SPY and act like im a genious.

W-will you help me defeat Moloch, a-user??

nope.

1. I'm simply too Chad to run an effective hedge fund
cnbc.com/2018/04/19/alpha-males-hurt-alpha-hedge-fund-managers-with-high-testosterone-underperform.html
2. Its 2018 and everyone uses ETFs now
3. The number one skill of running a hedge fund is gathering money and convicning people to stay with you when your fund underprerofrms. If (when) I do that, I'd rather
>create my own multi-million dollar business empire.
instead

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I will

GREEN DAY TOMORROW

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Is there an online app that can calculate if buying bulk stocks thru options will make me money?

Thinking of putting a call in for UNIT at a low price months in advance.

no. you always pay an options premium when buying options. you cant make money buy buying an option then immediately exercising tha option.
if the underlying stock's price moves after you bu the option, then it might be worthwhile to exercise

mfw the bull market isnt stopping

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>one guy shilled GALT a bit

well the fucker got me that's for sure

thanks, silly question in retro spect

>DRUS: red
>HMNY: red
>GBR: red
And now LCI. I need to get rid of my memestocks.

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BEARS ON MAX SUICIDE WATCH

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do the opposite of what the tripfags in here say

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>nuclear fuel technology
we live in a world without a functional orion engine to take us to the stars, so no, this stock is not going to rocket

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Hi anons, I'm into stock trading but I lack knowledge and want read about stock trading in general. What would you recommend, which book should I start with.

...

Don't bother
All in IQ and begin looking at lambo catalogue

I dont get what you mean quite well. Would you elaborate

Read the entire damn investopedia website and if possible get some real examples shown to you to understand what the fuck is going on. The only way to really understand the market is to trade stocks with real money, paper trading is only for practice and doesn't capture the problems that you might have with controlling your emotions, so assume that you will lose money at first. For your first stock pick, try to pick a company that makes something you really, really, really like.
Almost forgot.
SELL AMD

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>Sell AMD
It's a joke r-right?

Im new with stocks and I have 100 shares in them.

Not selling until $75

Is AMD a meme stock? I bought at $13 and I'm not sure if it's worth selling now or holding on to.

what the fuck was my problem exactly

i bought sun edison instead, basically got liquidated and forgot about stocks for 3 years.

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do options, it's the real path to degenlyf

sell high buy low

You lot Americans? Especially from the south? If so, Br'er rabbit, briar patch situation.
>inhales
SELL AMD GOY
YES SELL AMD
YOU DON'T WANT TO HOLD AMD STOCKS GOY, SELL IT ALL BEFORE YOU CATCH FIRE
REMEMBER THE KELLER HOLOCAUST, OY GEVALT

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Don't regret lost gains. Look forward, it's the only thing you can do.

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