Called "soft drinks"

>called "soft drinks"
>will literally intoxicate you and kill you with long-term consumption
who was the country behind this brilliant name idea

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amerigoblos

They're called "soft drinks" to distinguish them from "hard drinks", which have alcohol.

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I only drink Cola zero

>What kind of soft drink do you want?
>Coffee, wait no just milk

No wonder your women are getting fucked by brown men if drinking a harmless soda scary you

I have never been intoxicated from drinking these

seething fatties

just you wait

unironically carbonated drinks are too spicy for me

ngl but i've seen skinny lanklets drink more cans of coke than fatfucks

Unbelievable

desu if you're below 23 years of age hardly anything will make you fat, and lanky neets who fill their fridges with soda aren't always drinking it with a double-decked burger like most fatties are
wait until the first sign of slowing metabolism and you'll get a belly with coke alone

Here we have them since '800. Imo if you drink one every once in a while its not so bad. American ones are full of strange stuff though

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yeah thats true

So you get drunk if you have a Fanta?

I only get drunk on wine and beer like the frigid homosexual I am teehee

>I clearly can't even speak English correctly but let me criticize your language while fear mongering

No, it's more you don't get punished as much for overeating but fatties are still overeating regardless

There is literally nothing wrong with the way he worded that post. Cope.

Fanta is German you idiot.

tell us which language you know other than english please...

Coffee and tea and shit are called hot drinks though

drinking 2-3 times a week and not being a skelechad who eats 1000 calories during the week

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wypipo b like...

hey fuck you I like my aspartame

Boy, I sure do love soft drinks!

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someone pray the soda away. i am an addict to coca cola
dropped out of uni, my parents don't speak to me anymore and i am homeless because i spend all my rent on coca cola

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this has to be somewhat half fake

>t.never been to Denmark

I always assumed scandinavian nations only drank water and unsweetened orange juice like me
besides I never realized you could be """""homeless""""" in denmark

I'm joking, its obviously fake lmao

I'm never setting foot in here again
you think about that tonight when you close your eyes before sleep

kek sorry couldn't resist

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>y pipo be liek "This ice is too hard, dis be hard drink"

Except Coffee and tea may be served iced.