How do I get laid in Poland?

How do I get laid in Poland?

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have sex

ask the very first girl you see outside

tell them the blood of king Krak runs through your veins

Tell them you've read the Witcher books as well as played the games.

Talk to girls

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>emojis
>talking to girls
yikes bro

I'm a charming older gentleman contemplating a trip to Poland, what are my odds of slaying?
1. older but easy on the eyes
2. money to burn
3. Have (mostly) grown children and a good financial future mapped out

I use only emojis when talking to girls. They love that shit.

>emojis
You got me

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what would they love about it?

Don't be white

Be black or brown.

If you use more emojis your probabilities to get laid increase too.

It's science.

Tell them you'll take them out from the Mordor, even in a Peugeot 205 they will follow you

The same way as in Croatia

I have no idea

You type like a fag

Wie sind Österreichische mädels so? Irgendeinen unterschied zu uns?

Nah, he gets young pussy while you dont lmao

Second time I read this. Have sex

It's funny to incorporate qts in my shitposts

A Polish qt is only for 1€.

t. Faggot
Gleich nuttig wie überall sonst

just like in croatia, have sex