Culture Pals /cp/

Where the FUCK are the frens

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qt says
>stop asking me about my criminal record
I just want to help the authorities, man

yikes.....still only 4 people here

Have him come visit you so he can run off into the jungle

not gonna happen in this lifetime.

i’ll probably be going to die alone looking at 4meme
wish i was good at making friends so bad

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Know this feel, I'm just good at scaring people away or boring them so that they look for someone better

What did he do

>tfw will never have qt iranian gf

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You’re korean. Why aren’t you like your yellow brother who has a french Moroccan licking his anus?

Darren did it. So can you

he didn't say lol
will wait when he is drunk again

I can't do it there's not enough active ones on interpals anymore and there are no Iranian international students at my university only Chinese, Africans and pakis

>tfw will never have a qt rich arab gf

A rich Arab would suck, I'd rather have a qt Iranian who lives with her family in a small apartment in Tehran, suffers under the sanctions like the average Iranian, but still does the best she can. At least you know she'll be a little more down to earth than a lot of girls in the world and not expect vacations to exotic places 3 times a year and thousand dollar shoes

i'd like one that's rich but down to earth then. Hopefully when University starts I'll meet a qt rich arab girl. Unfortunately though, most of the international students at my Uni are fucking Chinese, Indonesians or Malaysians.

>Unfortunately though, most of the international students at my Uni are fucking Chinese, Indonesians or Malaysians
I know that fucking feel. Except I have Chinese, Africans, and Indians. The few Arabs and Persians that do show up are dudes.

I was promised an influx of Iranian students to Canadian universities because of Trump's Muslim ban and was hoping it would be my ticket to an Iranian gf. Unless they all just go to fucking Toronto.

Here's an official guide for fellow Europeans on how to get married to the right girl.

Countries to look for:Eastern Europe, France, Spain, Italy, Greece, Turkey and other Arab Mediterranean countries.
All other countries are filth and scum, especially Latin America, even though the women make the dong hard big time. Especially avoid Asians, Americans and germanic speaking people (Germany is somewhat of an exception).

Script lightly, always start the conversations (for some reason they always end up better than convos started by a girl). Do not feed boring bitches with your questions, if she can't come up with anything she is either boring as fuck, not interested or low iq.

Have somewhat of a weird personality, ask weird questions and talk about surreal stuff, she needs to connect with you. Make her do an iq test within 3-4 weeks of talking with her outside IP, anything less than 120 is unacceptable, also don't get anyone smarter than you or you're in for a fucking ride of your life when you eventually argue about bullshit in your married life and she can hold up against you mentally.

Do not ask for nudes (at least in the first month or so), if she sends you them on her own etc she is a thot and will trade your love and support for some local tinder dick, not worth it.

Also don't be a cuck and send her any money, if she can't afford flights to you, she is will eventually only be a burden to you in the future too.

Most importantly remember, it is hard to find the right person and the world is filled with self entitled, dumb bitches who think they deserve the world just because they exist, do not fall for this. Have patience and resilience in your systematic search. Talk to as many girls at once as you can, they do the same in most cases, just have your focus on the most promising one at a time.

>Put this guide to the OP:
pastebin.com/dNqiEAnG

Hey guys, so I'm a blonde haired, blue eyed American using this website to meet some girls before I move to Korea in a couple weeks to teach English. Any advice? What are my chances with these women?

I am moderately attractive, never message first, and I don't plan on using the scripts until I get to Korea. I have received a fair amount of messages so far on this website just by keeping the tab open and I've talked to a few girls that say that would want to hang out. One girl I've been talking to on whatsapp says she is really excited to take me out to some bars

Any and all advice on my situation is appreciated

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i'm guessing you're a manlet. then it's over dawg.

and why the fuck would you use interpals to meet women in korea if you're gonna be living in korea?

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Your guide reeks of autism

5'8, so yea kinda

I'm using as many services as possible. I'm not in Korea yet so I haven't used tinder or tantan to meet any girls over there yet but I've had decent success on Hellotalk and interpals.

I only know one guy over there right now and I'd like to meet as many people as possible, particularly women. I don't see the harm in using all the services that are available to me

Why don't you fake your tinder location. It's really easy.

is there a way to do that without paying? i feel like it's a waste to spend money on dating apps

Yes. On your Google chrome browser, install the addon "location guard". Open the addon, go to "fixed location" and put the location you want. Then, just open tinder on chrome and it works. Tinder has really to be the last thing to open

Wake up

Morning, Portufren.

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>we're going on an adventure today, user! Aw don't just stand there! Let's go!!))

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You told me you wanted to meet up. I'm in America for different reasons. You'll tep back because of age, I know it. Please somebody help.

Found a qt I'm interested in. Hopefully she'll respond to my message.

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>Pero yo bromeo así con mi amigas. Lo siento, nada de lo que digo es en serio. No va a volver a pasar.

Damn it I pissed her off. Now I need a decent apology and even then I can't guarantee she'll forgive me

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It's like 10 dollars for a month don't be such a pikey

i'm Iranian, we pick Toronto or Vancouver. If you want to try your luck Richmond Hill in the GTA is the ticket, though im afraid what you want doesn't really exist. Most women Iranian women in this country tend to come from wealthy regime linked backgrounds and aren't exactly down to earth.

Well fuck. Guess I'll stay alone forever because I'm not settling for the Alberta rednecks I'm surrounded by

good luck fren

i google translated that and it said she was joking.
it seems there's nothing to apologize for?

In other news,
>some random chingchong messages me
>feel bad about seeing his message and then ignoring it
>feel annoyed by seeing the "+1" sign if I don't

Delete the message

Won't he know that I deleted it?

>feel bad about seeing his message and then ignoring it
>feel annoyed by seeing the "+1" sign if I don't
reaching this level of chadness
one fren told me that he answers everyone.
because convos die on their own anyway when it's not interesting.
so answer that (+1)

I'll never have a Persian gf. Why bother continuing to look for anyone?

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No

Meh, don't like duplicity of that sort. Props for your friend, though.
Good to know, fren.

What does it mean when a girl never texts you first, but responds almost instantly and always engages in good conversation??

She doesn't want you to think that she likes you too much.
chances are, she does because she's being that self-conscious.

When you say the last sentence in Spanish it pretty much means that the person who is apologizing understands said behavior pisses you off and it will never happen again. Now I need to apologize or else she'll never treat me like she used to before

>and it will never happen again
yeah i saw this on google translate
so my reaction was say
"please make it happen again"
try to joke and make light of things.
but it's hard to comment on this because I am not sure what subject she joked about.
good luck with the apology

But she's my gf and says she loves me. I didn't text her first yesterday out of principle and we haven't spoken. She's posted 2 times on Instagram and changed her WhatsApp pic

I feel unloved

>She's posted 2 times on Instagram and changed her WhatsApp pic
fren, these are stealth ways to ask someone to notice you.
maybe she's trying to get you to notice her?

Yeah well I wrote it drunk and it's based on my personal experience.
It should work for most European men north Switzerland

This is creepy..

Ahhh that first shit of the day

Heard a strange quacking noise coming from a tree when i was on my daily walk. I thought it was a duck that had somehow landed in a tree, but it was a squirrel making the odd quacking noise. I also saw a dragonfly and i've never seen one in Britain before.
/blog

its funny how you see a totally different side to a girl once they lose their attraction to you. They become absolute bitches that ghost, don't respond. act cold and leave you on read.

youtu.be/BfIFEV24OtE

Man I gotta facetime with my qt asap before I get in too deep

yeah just ask her man. Despite her looks I was/am still quite attached to her. And keep in mind about how the front camera can distort how they look, tell us how it goes.

>qt reads your message
>she checks your profile
>she doesn't respond

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experienced that on interpals a lot, sadly.

Btw frens, should I avoid messaging barebones profiles (especially those that only link to shit like instagram or snapchat)?

Not sure. It'd make it harder since you don't have anything to talk to them about.

Being a luddite in matters of social media, is having a snapchat profile confirmation of a woman's thottery?

In general, yeah snapchat+ instagram is for hoes.

God damn.

Man I gotta make sure she doesn't dump me, not the other way around.
This qt is like waaay out of my league.

>Koreaboo from Salt Lake city
I thought Utah's a conservative Mormon white state.

My advice is not to get too needy, don't get too attached to her. Pull back every now and then to make her chase you. Try not to argue unless its necessary and when you do, be sure to sort it out. Learn from my mistakes lad, or you'll get kicked to the curb eventually like I did. Also, are you still searching for Australian girls? I tried but most of them just seem lame.

>not to get too needy, don't get too attached to her.
Yep totally agree with this, this is really the pre-eminent rule.
>are you still searching for Australian girls?
Nah man they're all boring af, sounds like you figured that out too. Just focusing on girls who are/want to come here now.

Don’t say “can’t” Culture Pals never say “can’t”

The main reason why I got so attached to my girl was because I texted her way too often. Literally every fucking day and we had calls that would go on for ages. So, try not to text her too much I guess. Also, keep searching for other qts while you're with her so you're not just investing in one girl.

Welp, caught my first qt. She's from Poland.

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Thanks man these are good tips. Sucks cause I'm hesitant to search for others cause I want this one to work out but the statistical odds are against me I guess.

Why didn’t you fugg her?

often wonder how colty and larissa are doing

Ce parere ai de IP, concetatene? E ceva de capul lui sau e pierdere de vreme?

ce?

De site, bre. Zici ca merita sa pierzi vremea in cautare de mandre p-acolo?

yeah I know how it feels man. But for your own sake, I'd suggest you do it. I acted differently because I thought "this girl is different and I can make it work with her" but in the end it burned me.

There's no real loss in messaging desu, worst thing is they don't reply which you should learn to accept and message other qts who will. I suppose it could be a bit mentally draining though

too true man too true

I feel bad. You would think that I'm lucky because I'm from South Korea, but it is not. They love K-Pop Idols and K-Drama actors and fond of my country and culture. They do not love me..

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I missed the episode, but terrible. Larissa got arrested, again

Post Kpop shit on your profile and qts will quickly suck your dick

nu stiu frate

i have a thing for larissa, she is funny

Post brofile

Annyeong, my name is Ken-Seonsaeng.

I’m a 27 year old American Koreaboo (BTS fan for you Waiguoren). I draw Korean aenimeisyeon on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Korean MMOs. (Archeage, Dragons Dogma Online and Lineage)

I train with my geom every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Korean fluently, both Jeolla and the Busan dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Korean history and their honour code, which I follow 100%

When I get my Korean visa, I am moving to Seoul to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an assistant for a kpop group or a game designer!

I own several hanbok, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Korean, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Korean as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in Korea!

Have more plastic surgery

Why?..

No, They constantly make me feel bad. And I am pretty ignorant about their interests. Maybe if I'm dating a girl from America or Europe, it may make my feelings worse. I think If they will meet me because they can not meet BTS.. I am talking to a Finnish girl who is not interested in South Korea and Asia now.

For us to see the reason of them not liking you. U
You can give tips

I know everybody in this thread. I've spent years gathering information from replies, getting IP addresses from clicked links. I could turn up at your door any day. Expect me