/brit/ + /birt/

I want a vocarro thread, but it's night and it would be a real deanon. What do.

sometimes fish die

>Yeah, I post YouTube comments asking "Who here is listening to this song in 2017?", what of it?

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do u want to suck my willy?

is bubble tea a thing in aus atm

If you get deep into it you realise that your perception of the world is screwed from A to Z, what you think right now is what the society allows you to think

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are you circumcised?

it used to be around not sure if its still popular but it probably is since asians love it

There was a time I had an instagramm account. Once one girl liked my photo. I opened her profile and in the description there was: be afraid if I liked your photo.

god she's so fit i love her lads

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non.

Cindy Waddingham is more peng
Also just watch the Aus version, its top stuff mate

I dont want you Photograph
I dont need your Photograph
I want to touch you
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

im going to go to france and beat the priscilla poster into a coma so he learns lucy is the superior female

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youtube.com/watch?v=nQLcRDrizro

Don't summon him you fool

oh, ill go further than that

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edition?

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then oui alors

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did u die?

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Grim, that one

Someone post that webm of Collin Farrell getting kissed on the neck by that homosexual on Jimmy Kimmel

i dont really know anything about this woman but i enjoy posting her because of the french spammer

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Not quite sure that I'm alive.

youtube.com/watch?v=IGUAChyue2I

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Anyone her seen frackin battlestar galactica?

Filtered the UK

don't

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yeah the newer one
seen a bit of the older one but honestly it's too gay for me

im going to eat her arsehole while the french spammer watches and gets jealous

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The girl I loved the most in my life was keen on vitalic

>4.30 euros

what a rip off

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what the fuck is she wearing

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Des éclairs au café et au chocolat

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A dress made of eclairs.

Vitallic is a /brit/ institution.
All the best DJs are French

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my dick was covered in la chocolat after i took it out of your mums arsehole. at least she TOLD me it was chocolat

This was Sir Winston Spencer-Churchill at 26. What have you done with your life?

Mr Churchill famously remarked "History will be kind to me for I intend to write it".
For all his prescience on many other subjects he got this one wrong. Sure, it seemed to hold true for rest of the 20th century, but 75 years on the revolt against his legacy is beginning to pick up pace. Tied with Britain's decay and loss of confidence in our civilization, Sir Winston's reputation is being smeared. No other man from the period, save, perhaps for Hitler, has so much lies and disinformation spread about him from both sides of the political spectrum.

I give it 20 years until statues of him are torn down, and 50 until St Paul's Cathedral, that grand noble building in which the great man had his funeral is turned into a Mosque.

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bore off fedora king

I wanted to take eclairs yesterday, but changed my mind.

this nigga eating beans

he was Edward the VII's illegitimate son so him having accomplishments like that at that age isn't surprising

It didn't have to be this way

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that's reasonable tbf

Mental how people attribute 1 millions Indians deaths to him because they couldnt stop fucking and making kids then a famine happened
Lmao

Were french ? I'm not really into electro, albeit I fancy old Daft Punk, Justice, kalkbrenner or even hardstyle like da tweekaz, special award for massive attack lad they're peng

Vile

I understand. Sometimes you change your plans for no reason. Stochastic continuum of this odd life innit.

THIS NIGGER EATING BEANS

About to finish the latest one, its mostly ok

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Imagine if women went bald and they had to go through the same stigma men go through. Fucking roasties living life on easy mode.

have any of you experienced alarming weight loss in a short period of time? I’m sitting at 16 BMI currently and I’m not sure how it’s gotten this bad tbqh

yank hours...
grim

Ehm sweaty you just said the forbidden word you know

just stop eating you fat fuck

S1 and 2 are great
3 and 4 aren't as bad as people make them out to be

havent you heard it was actually 4 gorillian bengalis that he personally stole food from the fingers of and also their crops so he could distill it into alcohol and he also machine gunned them

not entirely sure you read my post correctly mate

Yes, when you quit Heroin/opiates after a long habit you will lose 40ish lbs in a week

how'd you do it?
i've lost 35 lbs in the past few months but it's been a conscious effort

16 bmi is whale tier

40 lbs in a week? that’s practically shitting out your innards at that point, isn’t it?
if my weight loss was a conscious effort I’d be diagnosed as anorexic and locked away in an infirmary, the issue stems from the fact that I’ve no idea how I’ve lost this much weight. whether it’s my metabolism on ‘roids or I’ve got a tapeworm or summat
deebly goncerning for myself to say the least

you should honestly go see a doctor then m8
that is a bit alarming

ello eugenia coon’

Yes, you shit and puke constantly and without warning. It is astonishing

>“Churchill is our hero because of his leadership in World War 2,” Polya writes, “but his immense crimes, notably the WW2 Bengali Holocaust, the 1943-1945 Bengal Famine in which Churchill murdered 6-7 million Indians, have been deleted from history by extraordinary Anglo-American and Zionist Holocaust Denial.”
Hmmmmmm
Hmmmmm
HMMMMMMM
Sounds like one of them conspiracy theories
Sincerely hard to believe things there are no real evidence for.

dumb nigger

Imagine losing against rice farmers lol

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like you did?

Imagine imagining the image of unimaginable.

tapeworm was maybe a bit of an exaggeration; it’s mostly my muscles atrophying since I’m hardly getting enough to eat
suppose my issue is my barren appetite but I’ve no idea how to sort it, nor what’s even wrong with my appetite in the first place
for the past few months now I’ve been fairly apathetic to my weight loss but now I’m struggling to do basic shite around the house so wahey
that’s involuntary puking and shitting innit, not bulimia or anything
some of the stories of withdrawal symptoms look fucking terrifying, withdrawal’s the primary reason why I don’t touch drugs at all desu, haunting so it is

truly a post for the thinking mind

not seen this one
youtube.com/watch?v=sWKk5Sy0JT8

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youtube.com/watch?v=gzjj6m8wusA

im sure a doctor could sort that out
or if you want to take matters into your own hands unironically buy some weed and gorge yourself on junk food a few times a week

>I’m hardly getting enough to eat
>suppose my issue is my barren appetite but I’ve no idea how to sort it, nor what’s even wrong with my appetite in the first place
Certain cancers cause this. Stomach

Loss of appetite is marked by a reduced or lack of desire for food. Appetite loss is common among cancer patients, and may be directly caused by cancer, particularly cancers of the gastrointestinal tract like stomach and pancreatic cancers, as well as ovarian and lung cancer.Jun 17, 2019

Love you brits

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*loses entire empire cause Germany wanted an extra inch of land*
LOL

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I imagined.

Just wanked in a sock

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LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Lads is it really the end of times

youtube.com/watch?v=Anjdmob5-TY

Dubs decides

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww Hell Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaw