So what is your plan B if crypto fails?

so what is your plan B if crypto fails?

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death

Pretty sure it already has. And I have no plan b other than wait for inheritance

Finishing medical school and wagecucking away

rope

Cliche ultra early retirement via 65% savings rate and index funds.

Maybe getting raped by that man

mc donalds, unironically

The family business

Keep on trying to make it in finance. 401k meme + speculating on boomer stocks.

I'm starting an SaaS business right now, working on programming certification + a portfolio, and I'll take a digital marketing course.

I'm unironically graduating with a degree in math & stats in a few months but no one's responding to my fucking resume / bothering to interview me so it looks like my degree is fucking useless.

kill myself

my $108k/yr day job in a medium cost of living area

data science is unironically a god tier field but you need experience to get the good positions so you need to start in the mailroom

I might be able to break into it but I have a sub 3.0 gpa so even the few emails telling me to schedule an interview are a no go since they say to fuck off if you don't meet their gpa req.

I fucked up by not accepting an interview as a data scientist at some company when I was halfway through my senior year. I fell for the 'don't work with pajeets' meme and took the glassdoor reviews too seriously.

you really can't get hired into an actual analyst/developer role in data without 3-5 years of working experience. and you generally have to know someone in the department already. over the past ~6 years I don't know of a single new hire in the departments I've been in that didn't know someone on the inside, but you make those connections when you start small in a big organization. I got my current job (over $100k at a extremely large corp) with 2 easy phone interviews because the senior leader is my old boss from a few years ago. you gotta start at the ground level, there's really no other way. you should look for analyst positions at a big corp with lots of access to data and software with requirements that fit your current resume. I've stayed in shitty jobs because it meant I got to use databases with billions of records with any software I wanted on a daily basis. it's the experience that counts.

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S&W model 66-1 in stainless steel firing a single Hornady 147 grain .357 hollow point through the roof of my mouth in a peaceful clearing by the creek.
Not that I'm going to have to do that.

>Maybe getting raped by that man
Maybe getting raped by that man

Thanks bruh, posts like these are why I still come here

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You do realize that crypto will never fail as long as there are shitcoins ripe for pumping right?

crypto wont fail but many shitcoins will

>he only has a plan B
>hes not executing all his plans simultaneously for guaranteed success

basically this

Double down. If it doesn't work double down. I WILL GO TO HELL before I give into ((them))

If crypto fails and i'm in a situation living paycheck to paycheck and unable to save for more than a period of 2 years i'm checking out.

fpbp

My plan B used to be getting my bachelor's degree in CS, but since crypto has sapped my drive do to any of that gay shit, I have no plan B
It has become worrying

this, also based and black pilled

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crypto is plan b my plan a is millionaire boomer way

>medical school
i dont know if id be comfortable having a doctor who was retarded enough to invest in shitcoins. literally

crypto has already made it dumb fucks

It's not like there's a shortage of fools in the world.

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Valar Morghulis frens

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Accept ww3 as infantry

Wedding photographer

old reliable index fund

This

kms

I did 1 month at a startup as a data scientist, then quit. Now i work as a data scientist for the government.

My gpa was less than 2 (do not recommend)

There was no plan A to begin with

Continue my life as a mechanical/robotical technician. Maybe do some underwater welding
Crypto is my plan b

Yep

Unironically this.

No fucking way I can wagecuck much longer.

The only reason I struggle through is the hope of crypto freeing me

"Financial Independence/Retire Early" i.e. wagecucking for at least a decade more while saving 70% of my income by living like a monk

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I’ll keep moving around. 200k package I can make by 30. Dump savings into boomer investment options. Retire by 55.

dump a few hundred k in the stock markets after the big crash

I have two years left of engineering, so if I haven't made it with crypto so I can drop out, then I'll continue and become a wagecuck.

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This but replace decade with 6 years and 70% with 95%

Unironically work at McDonalds

I'm trying to sell/lease out beats and will continue grinding whatever happens with crypto

Going back to reality.

suicide over slavery

this desu

Try to land a job with this wank biochem degree im doing

Why even live lads

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It is already past the point of failure. There is a 0% chance that crypto fails. Doesn't mean you will make it though unless you are good at the game.

Lies. So much work around right now just do a bootcamp, learn what a standard deviation is and how to use beautiful soup & scikit-learn, and you get the job.

The other 90% of my portfolio?

based