/brit/

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27k, 5k as buffer, 22k in a Nasdaq-100 ETF
I'm 19
create an account at an online broker and buy stocks

Imagine havin

No crypto?

I have literally no idea what stocks to buy, I'd basically be gambling.

You'd be buying the top anyway

In here

I'll stay in actual /brit/

Realizing I never had any plan in life lads, all I did was play video games, now I am at a loss and dont really know what to do.

threadsplitting brit on a tuesday morning. you want it dead, don't you?

FOY off yankoid

Sad. At least I have plans that are going to inevitably fail.

don't get how you lot constantly complain about having dead-end lives
surely your gfs are pushing you to do better?

Yanks can't make /brit/ threads

dont have a gf wouldn't say my life is dead-end just a bit sad

Play a video game

A gf would make my life even worse. At least being single i can perfect my craft
*cracks fingers and picks up playstation controller*

They arent fun anymore lmao

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Creasing

Literally me. Maybe start streaming? Make money off games, might make them fun again.

I reckon you could find a game you can enjoy, I thought the same thing but enjoyed a couple recently.

we can contribute though, and contribut
e we shall!

Mad how this thread is full of proper /brit/ lads and the other one is filled with literal scum haha

the english underclass, are admittedly resilient in alot of ways, but still totally disgusting

same

Absolute literal cuck

>enjoyed a couple recently.
didn't know you were a bull

Spastic

my ancestor!

fuck off Dave, it's not even 9am

me either

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What's for dinner tonight lads? Dad is cooking up some snags. Going to have a snag sandwich.

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chicken stir fry

Does anyone ever get the feeling as though the next juncture of their life is going to be the one where everything falls into place? But it never seems to be so.

Sausage poll here.

strawpoll.me/18292863

Norf F.C. are working class not underclass.

about time

Damn, black girls... Just DAYAM!

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bill getting his story straight early
even tho its claimed he took atleast 26 flights onboard
and it is proven he took a single flight more than 4 surely the game is up

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I hope the next juncture in my life is my successful death. x

Nope, I gave up hope. I'm better for it.

Death isn't your life.

Anyone who says thin is a bender poof.

The greeks were right. Hope truly is the exceptional evil.

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why do you call the general about Bill Clinton "/brit/" anyway?

Nietzsche wasn't Greek dumbass.

I know you're memeing but it is true, I have what I have and it is enough. Love and family would great but so would winning the lottery. No point focusing on what you can't have.

Pandoras box you idiot.
Im not meming

have a good day de lads

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had an argument with my dad because he said the moon landing was fake

yeah sure you did satan

Ok Satan.

#calmdown
youtube.com/watch?v=hLD1UHkNDug

did the man have repeating digits

Ya mam on a bit of toast

>21 minutes
Fuck off.

this whole thing is a bit much

reminds me of savile row desu

The street in mayfair renown for its tailors?

they are basically saying its a huge blackmailing scene where famous high profile people would have sex with young girls and it would be secretley filmed which is why when he got arrested in 2008 he got like a years house arrest instead of like 40 years in jail

just booked a holiday to the bay of pigs

Reckon one day we’ll have neo-Isis larpers who are actually infidels

America is nicer than Britain in general

the l’incal like retro futiristico cyberpunk dystopia can’t come soon enough

canada is better than both
let's all move to canada

they're going to ban the beijing bikini ffs lads

Mashallah ackhi

Reckon people will book holidays to post-Brexit Britain

yeh i can't believe it either if anything i wanted the BB to come here ffs

>Anglo nonces

>canada is better than both
Parts close to the boarder are basically the same as parts of America close to the border, the only difference is the laws really.

I mean if you're going to have a dystopian state you may as well get things like that well and truly gone.

You've left this town but your soul hangs aroundddd

American girls.

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>tfw no british bf to move to canada with

wearing a beijing bikini at toil as a sign of support for my yellow brothers

California is so peng but the people are scum

Jow Forumscraft when?

>If you work more than six hours a day, you have the right to one uninterrupted 20 minute rest break

BASED Toilberg

Bristol is a nice city

*interrupts it anyway*

toilberg said I have to take my nap time early today

Haven't slept all night.
Trying to push till ~8pm to go to bed but I'm ready falling asleep.

Mentioned

Drink up lads pints are on me
*Chugs beer glass and slams it on the table*

*5 minutes remaining on my mandated 20 minutes uninterrupted rest*
*gets interrupted*
*resets the stopwatch to 20 minutes*

>glass
we all know yanks drink out of red plastic cups or tins

Toilburg says I can consume up to 200 calories for my lunchbreak.