sir?
Sir?
Connor Thompson
Luke Anderson
I'll have a Spicy Chicken McDeluxe, thank you. And sorry for wetting the floor. I forgot to bring an umbrella with me.
Austin Jenkins
I'll have uhhhhhhhhhhhhh..........
Wyatt Hernandez
give me a tub of your finest big mac sauce
Kevin Nguyen
>Ten bags of shit. And make it snappy.
Brody Jackson
>What do you mean i'm too old for a happy meal!
Joseph Gomez
can I get uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh a whopper
Justin Lee
>spend five minutes looking at menu
>uhhhh maybe a quarter pounder?
>whispers to himself
>should I get a combo.....?
Anthony Lopez
Thank god my local mcdonalds has these
Ian James
giga chad is that you? I haven't seen you since high school. I just got done at the office, over at google, we should hang out and talk.
what is that? oh my Ferrari? yeah it is nice and all but not as nice as my telsa at home, the Ferrari is actually a gift I gave to stacy for our anniversary.
Elijah Jones
3 dorrars for a couple slices of bread and a hash brown?!
wear iz ur manayger?
Michael Evans
uhhhhhhhh let me get uhhhhh
Leo Moore
Anything but human interaction I see
Levi Campbell
>this is what bullied persons think.
Dominic Fisher
So you're going by "Soyjack" now nerd? Haha what's up douche bag, it's Giga Chad from Highschool. Remember me? Me and the guys used to give you a hard time in school. Sorry you were just an easy target lol. I can see not much has changed. Remember Stacy the girl you had a crush on? Yeah we're married now. I make over 200k a year and drive a mustang GT. I guess some things never change huh loser? Nice catching up lol. Pathetic..
Nathaniel Green
>what do you mean im to old for a happy meal
Cameron Parker
"The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt."
Bertrand Russell
Kevin Moore
>bullied
me and giga chad were great friends in high school
imagine not having a chad-virgin friendship
Jace Watson
>Shut the fuck up. I'm not here to order. Give me everything in the registers. Don't worry, this is a real gun with real bullets. Act like a hero and see what happens because this ain't the first nor last time I'll kill again.
>and give me that large fry for free
Charles Martin
>haha, he's still flipping burgers even after getting his art BA. Luckily for me I made the sensible decision and took a degree in CS
Landon Carter
Those things have poopies on the screens
Zachary Mitchell
>one small fries
>three 1$ hamburger
>one glass of free water
Aiden White
deep...
i'll think of that on my next mcdonalds uhhhhhhh moment
Asher Edwards
>do it just fucking do it bitch pull the trigger i've been stuck in this dead end job for the last 20 years you think i give a shit about living any more
Parker Torres
>I don't care how many bullets you have or how much firepower you got. I don't give a shit if the fucking government comes and tries to forcefully remove me from my position. The world could be ending for all I know. The only thing I do know, however, is that the only person to use this cashier until 6 am is me and me only. I will risk every living fiber of my body to defend this McDonald's. so go ahead, pull the trigger, try to shoot me and see what happens.
Lincoln Smith
>I have to pee. Where is the women’s room?
Evan Jenkins
Kek
Matthew Myers
>uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>one moment
Asher Hernandez
>Yeah umm I'll take two large fries, but without any salt. Also give me a few salt packets.
>*under breath* hehe dumb bastards have to make a fresh batch now just for me
Ayden Rogers
It's Mam, and a medium strawbery shake to go please.
No straw you creep!
Justin Martinez
>Hey can i just have a cup of water please? I'm really thirsty. Thank you
>*Fills it with soda and flees the restaurant*
Luke Gomez
>doesn't fill his pockets with ketchup packets to refill his bottle at home
GigaChad please
Christian Evans
*puts salted fries into deep frier for a second to wash off the salt*
nothing personnel, gigachad
Matthew Flores
>uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.....
>we'll have uuuhhhhhhhhhhhh......
>maybe..... no. uhhh...
Noah Carter
>Customer comes
>"can I get uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh a small cheeseburger meal and cucumber mayo sauce"?
>"sir, this is McDonalds, not Hesburger"
Every fucking day its the same shit