Heading to jail in 2 days

>heading to jail in 2 days
>gonna be free‘d in 5 years
>have around 60k in savings

Where should I put it so it grows the most during the 5 year period?

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A safe S&P stock

What'd you do user?

Drug related?

>Where should I put it so it grows the most during the 5 year period?
bitcoin, zcash, and monero

link you fagoot

What’d you do?

Isn't it obvious? Chainlink will make you financially secured for the rest of your life. You could buy 200000 LINK right now. Reaching ATH of chainlink again alone would make you stack worth $270k. If you think chainlink will be worth less than $1.35 in 5 years you are deluded. $10 LINK and your $60k is worth $2M. $100 LINK and your $60k is worth $20M. $1000 LINK and your $60k is worth $200M. Act quickly. See you in 5 years.

Give it to me, I'll double it for you. I only charge 10%

Is it really the best option?

>roadtripping with 2 „friends“ and one other guy that was supposedly a good buddy of the two friends
>looks and acts like a methhead but ignore it because I don‘t want to ruin the atmosphere
>notice he has a big backpack although we‘re going to be back in two days
>”Wanna put it in the back?”
>„Sure“
>later on during the trip he‘s constantly chatting with people on his phone and making calls
>after 11 hours of straight driving hear police sirens
>they signal to pull over
>think to myself that it‘s just a bad luck and start pulling out driver license
>they are approaching the car
>wtf
>they have two dogs as well
>”We’re fucked, we’re fucked” starts repeating the methhead
>Start connecting the pieces, the big bag, constant calls
>Figure out he’s a fucking dealer
>Cops say we have to go outside
>The fucking dogs find the backpack in literally less than 2 minutes
>“Here we go, how much weed does he have?“ think to myself
>mfw it‘s a full bag of ecstasy pills
>methhead starts saying it‘s not his backpack since cops start asking him first
>my „friends“ confirm and say they all don‘t know anything about this
>Get angry, start swearing at them which makes it look even more that it‘s mine
>Cops start to think it was me
>Friends stare me down until I falsely admit that it was me
>See my friends and that fucking druggie laughing as I pass by in cops‘ car
>Me having a record from two years ago for smoking weed doesn‘t help
>Mfw I am going to prison for something I didn‘t do because I was too beta to say it wasn‘t me

Uhh those aren't your friends. Snitch for less time. Drag in all of those motherfuckers. Let loose the dogs of war.

Oh and dump all your money into holo

0/10 larp

nobody is this stupid. NOBODY

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there's no fucking way this is true. no fucking way. if it is, take your 60k and find the best lawyer that you can. beta is not even a valid excuse here. this is some self-destructive masochistic shit. true betas would have ratted before they even found the bag.

hire some contract killer to deal with the fuckers
10k per kill = 30k total
invest the other 30k on LINK

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Nigga just buy two bitcoins and leave the rest in cash.

post your bail papers with timestamp and charge visible or gtfo.

>upvote :^)

Gold and silver etfs, bury it somewhere only you will remember to find it. trustworthy relatives and crypto.

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You have upheld the fine tradition of baiting. Sorry though, it's not worth a formal you. This experience should not be seen as a failure but, an opportunity to learn and develop this skill. So that your performance next time, provides us with a comprehensive assement of your abilities, thus increasing your chances of success. If you need help in learning those skills we are here to help you. Best wishes to you moving forward, and good luck in meeting your future career objectives.

>t. HR

What the fuck, 5 years of your life? Bro if your story is legit you have to fight it. Don't just take the unlawful Justice dick up your ass. You need to start kicking and screaming asap

you cannot be this retarded user.

A backpack worth of ecstasy pills would get you more than five years.

All in BTC and rent a safe box for store your wallet private key (encrypt it so you only know what it is).

Here's what you should fucking do. Get a god damn good lawyer and dont talk to the fucking police without your lawyer. I really dont think thatcs enough evidence to lock you up. Your lawyer can say that you were nervous and under peer pressure since you're such a fucking beta. And seriously wtf? "Friends" tell you to take the blame for a bag full of pills? How fucking retarded can you be?

This whole story is so fucking stupid that no one could have made that up in hopes that someone would eat it up. Anyway go for a safe bet and put all in BTC

I actually know someone who got caught with this amount of ecstacy, I think he got a year after snitching.

nah its larp