ITT we predict how we're going to die

Likely getting ran over or dealing with machinery at my job.

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I'll probably crash with my car and it won't even be my fault judging by how unlucky i am

Why are you so grim and negative?.

alone, broken hearted, died of dehydration from crying

*getting rUn over
why are Murricans too fucking retarded to properly speak their own native language?

Alone

this.

>implying english is my native language

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>implying you're the only one making this mistake in particular

Someday, after a couple of years from my parents funeral, I'll fly to USA/Canada and visit a shooting range to shoot my head off.

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Unironicly in a nuclear blast.
Its coming sooner or later i just want to be the first ones to go, hopefuly Ivan ainda the Nuke well and doesnt miss the center of lisbon

an traumatize a bunch of innocent bystanders?
just go to that forest bro

So a shitty zoomer vlogger can Record my rooting corpse? No thanks

it might make him and his friends laugh.

Suicide or old age

Stress related heart attack or drug overdose.

Can a tourist with no accompany buy/rent a gun in the US?

Ilegaly yes

Either cancer or heart disease, not sure which one will get me first.

this or suicide

Once my parents die, i'll buy a gun, make a livestream and then do an hero on top of a fucking skyscraper so my death will be meme'd forever on the internet