/brit/

rorke dropped off in the middle of brentford losing his marbles

mate did jury duty, ended up on a big trial that lasted 6 months and had to take that year out of uni.
seems very grim

baitface

from the perspective of a neutral outsider I have to say leftypol has currently edged ahead in this one by quite a significant margin

leftypol you should try going to summer school
you might actually make some friends

This is why we should bring back trial by combat

Rorke doesn't go to school cause he failed the entrance exam to nursery.

rorke in the middle of the supermarket kicking and screaming because his mother won't buy him the cereal with the marshmallows in it

how much overlap, if any, is there between deano and rorke?

>school

FOLC

amp.theguardian.com/politics/2019/jul/08/if-there-is-a-native-language-of-britain-boris-johnson-it-certainly-isnt-english
>If there is a ‘native’ language of Britain, Boris Johnson, it certainly isn’t English

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leftypol dropping their shields and running back to the discord server

Honestly seething posts like this are the sweet sweet nectar of rorke posting.

The ideal gf lads

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rorke already left school and has a successful career while leftypol gets a D on his gender studies GCSE and cries into his anime bodypillow

just been arrested for missing my dole appointment

retard who's never read a single page of the Bible, the Quran or the Talmud
Jow Forums told you they're all the same so you're not even going to bother doing any effort in reading anything about religion yourself

Never heard anyone say "lad" irl

most deanos are from working class backgrounds, they might not be completely rorke but their dad definitely is.

Only right wingers like anime

how did you make it

Country bumpkin

toilmate fuming at his obvious ineptitude in filling captchas
little does he know he sits near a seasoned captcha filler

no really, can you fuck off from here please
us rorkes who own /brit/ are sick of you and your discord doing coordinated raids at the same times every single day
you're not exactly subtle about it

spoiler that hog and fuck off back to your Jow Forums thread

rorke caught stealing the pens from argos

It's highly unlikely Deano knows the name of any political party.

Currently downloading Waterloo.

leftypol prefers MLP

I have been called a good lad by an old britsh lady from the sussex

leftychad going to thailand and calling the king a bender to his face

>Jewish Bullshit 1
>Jewish Bullshit 2: Return of the Jew
>Jewish Bullshit 3: Desert Adventures
>Jewish Bullshit 4: In Space
Ah yes very enlightening Rorke

desuarchive.org/int/search/text/rorke/
the goal is 50,000 before september

i thought it was just a scouse thing desu
stop appropriating scouse culture.

Rorke striking the colours

leftypol caught stealing milk from mcdonalds

Rorke pleading for mercy

>us
Blatant newfag

fuck off FOY

mental how leftypol have been raiding us for 2 years now and not one single rorke has defected to their side
bet plenty of them have defected to our side though after maturing a bit and being faced with facts and logic

they don't have pens any more
pencils

rorke just tripped and scraped his knee is is now sitting on the floor wailing about how leftypol did it

Theyre all the same them politicians cant be arsed with them - deano

Aren’t Johnson’s parents form turkey? Why is the guardian bullying a son of migrants?

>the actual newfag calling other newfags
nice projection

rorke getting called racist in gregg's

Do you know who I am man

Remember once hearing a group of kids (from the shitter local school) tell the joke about "I'm voting for the Icelandic volanco party, because they've done more to stop immigration in a few days than the government has in years" during that whole flight shutdown thing a few years ago. Several of his friends then started calling him sad for knowing about political parties, missing entirely that it was a joke. Was genuinely perturbed that people that thick existed.

why do leftypol discord continue to raid our threads
what is their endgame
surely the fact that they have got absolutely nowhere with their raids would let them know that they should probably give up but their pure idiocy leads them to persist

rorke making a hasty retreat to Busan
youtube.com/watch?v=KvSM1VKW0lM

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>Remember once hearing a group of kids
'

Who are you

>volanco

An impersonator.

i genuinely have no idea why i do it

yeah you're a newfag tripcunt who has been here for 5 minutes and thinks you own the place
at least 190 has been around since the early /sp/ days unlike boring reddit cunts like you

...and that boy was Albert Einstein

This avatar creator website lad
avatarmaker.com
Shoo

jesus christ fuck off you sad little leaf twat
you don't fit in

The german has dire banter

Thick golliwog dick

mikey on the ropes

sounds very american

Not racist but do hope this white girl beats serena

juts took rorke down a couple of notches

Alright alright rorke keep your hair o- oh wait you don't have any PAHAHAHA AHAHA

>youtube.com/watch?v=FO2cRI6-UPM

They're coming lads, it's only a matter of time. Make sure you're on the correct side when they do...

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>he doesn’t know 190 is Milky

How new?

>MUH FREEZE PEACH
dont even fucking go there rorko

leftypol persisting with their raid even after getting called out
do they have no shame?

I was 14 or so at the time
Not even memeing, they were a group of loud chavs and I was waiting to get a bag of chips at the takeaway. It's an oddly specific anecdote to make up.

Can somebody tell me how to escape this dream like state i feel like im in

Rorke's belt won't fit after eating a dozen krispy kreme donuts last night

Rorke: fights for human rights in hong kong
leftypol:

that's nice for him
what does him being milky have to do with anything?

splash of cold water to the face

Come round my place and I'll batter you senseless

>not going on coke fueled political rants with your deano mates
youre missing out. i dont know what kind of deanos you lads have been hanging around but the ones i know aren't stupid at all.

heard it in york and orkney

Rorke appealing to facts and logic to defend him from the fists currently smashing in his mug

Thoughts on pressa?

You sound like such a little virgin mate oh my goodness is anyone getting stinky virgin vibes from this or is it just me?

rorke refusing to eat any of the brown M&Ms

yes....learn how to do deep breathing
you're breathing in too much oxygen and it's making you feel lightheaded and weird

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remember that episode of black books where fran gets a job but she doesn't know what she's supposed to do and is afraid to ask but she manages to stay long enough that it becomes too late to ask?

that's happening to me in real life

Thats not actually mikey though its some gimpy mong larping

rorke using martyrdom on hardcore

Yeah lmao proper newfags in rn

Been told I look like this man but when he was younger

Been told I look like one of the Echo and Bunnymen band members

Catfish and The Bottlemen, The Strokes, some lad from XTC. And some others