/dixie/ — The South & Compatriots

bubba time edition

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ah

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This

may buy green beans today

Time to play Borderlands the Pre Sequel

Borderlands is SHIT

yeah but i bought it anyway
i feel like a sucker, i bought a shit game that i knew i wouldnt play
borderlands 1 was better then the sequel

If Texas isn't southron how can Missouri be southron

flagletts, all of you

Wrong

nobody said anything about Texas or Missouri or their Southronness though

making ice tea

I liked your conway art

Right

you coming on today?
did you buy it?

>liking drawings
cringe

I didn't. and I can not because I have a massive work project that has consumed my life.
I liked your animal drawings turk

ew gross wtf gramps

>massive work projects
such as posting on 4chins the entire day

based boomer doing work on Jow Forums
he is our own cia nigger after all

is pupper any better?
*sips* if I'm not here, who will defend the Mississippi river from Ne'er-do-wells?

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Catfishes

they are too delicious to be held accountable.

Thanks.

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his energy is back, i got fancy food for him so he is eating aswell. Got off the antibiotic shots.
He can lightly step on his leg if he is really tired

did you ever get the xray? do you even know what happened? was the foot ran over, was it a bite, infection?

are you a girl
only girl draw stuff

yeah i posted about his xray two days ago.
No broken bone and no unusually large swelling so we dont know the cause but he is getting better so eh who cares.

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turkish economy boomer made his own english channel
warning cringe level boomer english

thats good then.

Are you trying to say that only girls draw or that I draw girly things?

fagget

this is very boomer

Love getting 6 hours of sleep on my day off

leave bama alone

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Smoke a doobie and go back to sleep

>weed

Yes
Very perceptive of you

where??

only girls draw
post benis

Me bathing with the lads

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that is southron tier
>post benis
pretty queer thing to say.

tried chatting up an Injun girl on a dating site and turned out she was a he and even worse also half German

cant imagine anything worse then an half anatolian half g*rman

literal abomination

jeeze. just a pro-tip lad, everyone I ever knew who used a "dating site" ended up with the worst results I have ever witnessed. using the Internet is one thing but using an app or dating site? don't do it.

tranny?

lmao fucking grandpa hahahahahah

ok let me just go to the places full of cute girls in my city of 10,000 oh wait there are none you JACKASS

also my sis met her husband on one
he's Jewish though so maybe you have a point

dont worry about it
its not the 1800's anymore most people meet up on dating sites or social media in general cause hitting on random people on work or bars is weird and creepy

>not finding someone at uni
can't imagine how hard it must be to be fatginian

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i too live in anonymous proxy

I was dating the same girl from junior year in high school to a year after uni

test

>i was dating a girl
yikes

www.ourtime.com
@virginia

I don't think there is anything wrong with meeting women online. its fine to go to where people handing out online and talking about their interests or hobbies but dating apps/sites attract a lot of weird and unstable women (sometimes posing as women). I just wouldn't use or recommend any specific dating site. Known guys that have used various dating sites and the results were frightening on more than a few occasions.

girls exist only to be chained up in brappfarms

farmersonly.com

>dating a non-virgin
thats the first question ill ask

all women are unstable
most are either weird or boring as shit

I don't meet with anybody until talking to them for at least two weeks
narrows down the potential pool but also means I don't waste money buying stuff for a rando skank every weekend

amerimutts are all circumcised goylem puppets.

me but unironically

>not chatting up random girls at ice cream parlors

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yeah we know hush Gypsulus Caesar

why do the city folk down vote mousetrap videos
youtu.be/BylN_v4rbGM

I don't know anyone that has used that site to comment on it. Known guys that used the common ones
>OKcupid, eharmony, PoF, and tinder
the worst dating stories I have ever heard from these.
>most are either weird or boring as shit
this is what wisdom looks like.
because they want to live in squalor.

where do I meet women online?
I'm so lonely

have you tried looking

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>I suffer in the Republic of Bohemia & Moravia

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yeah, a lot

my Jewish brother-in-law has never spoken to me
I think he's afraid I'll call him a little nerd
because he's a little nerd

call him a disgusting heeb
fart in a closet and shove him in and then tell him "welcome to the gas chambers"

holy fuck actually lol'd in public

Cashier's name was Disney, lads

lol!!!!
ill give you gold for that amazing post!

That's child abuse

Smiling Bubba makes me smile

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Ross Perot
the man who came closer to killing the two party system than anyone in history
godspeed, cowboy

just try for 5 seconds and you will find women craving for attention

Atomic holocaust crimsonpill: people who criticize the US political system for being two-party are the same ones who defend the Westminster system for having a thinly veiled two-party system

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>people who hate thing are also the ones who prefer system in which there is less of that thing
did not know this

>less of that thing
when was the last time Airstrip One was ruled by someone who wasn't from the Conservative or Labour party

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brb calling thought police

the problem with the two party system is the disintegration of national unity, political polarization, and encouragement of ideological conformity; not that there aren't enough Constitution Party Presidents

there are far more parties represented in parliament than here, including a literal secessionist party which controls all of Scotland, regional parties representing Wales and Northern Ireland, UKIP, Greens, independents, and god knows what else

the US has three independents in the federal legislature, one of whom is literally a Democratic presidential candidate

>a bloo blo bloo
didn't ask lmao

it's nuclear
not nucular

I think Bitcoins are too mainstream to get rich off of
personally, I invest around 85% of all my paychecks into buying obscure knock-offs of Pokemon cards, they will be worth a fortune one day

why are you stealing all the doubles?

I shoved the gypsy that cursed into a storm drain and now i'm showing off

aluminium not aluminum

colour not color
center not centre

aloominum

you know what Hawaiians call aluminium?
Alohaminium

Making a mean cheese sauce for my pasta

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would unironically support Elon Musk as King of the United States
it'd be baysed

Wiggity