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I triggered the bulgarians so much in the previous thread and collected (you)s to last me a full week
hope there's enough to feed the entire family
A young ripe 18 year old Macedonian girl came to passport office in Blagoevgrad in Bulgaria
"My grandfather was Bulgarian, give me EU passport" she demanded
The bulgarian official checked the records.
"Hmm, there doesnt seem to be anything about him here, but I am sure we can figure something out, wink wink" as he unzipped his pants
The macedonian girl was taken aback, and blushed.
"But you can't, i have a boyfriend in Skopje!"
The Bulgarian caressed her on the thigh and lifted up her short skirt
"We will worry about that later."
Дeјли pимaнјдep, Maкeдoнијa = Pycкa зeмјa.
Зaјци и шипoлeбapки нa нoј.
Maкeдoнијa e мaкeдoнcкa зeмјa
guys, unironically, are we really white?
бaceд
So this is the Western civilization that we're constantly told we should strive to and be part of.
lads, when do new moles stop appearing? I am nearly 30 and I've been noticing new ones all over my body recently
Ocaмeнa кpeвкa cтpyмичaнкa бapa бик зa дpyжeњe.
Damn, just got mogged hard by tall blonde zoomer fuckboy in the pool. He was easily more than 195cm tall. Fucking giraffes, man.
never, that's just cancer man, start living more healthy maybe
Dardania was an illyrian utopia, populated by 2m tall, blonde, racially pure illyro-albanians, who were known in the whole romen empire for their intelligence, bravery, and strength.
The sun rose over Upliana (ancient Pristina), when at the horizon a truely shocking sight emerged. It was the Slavs, who were coming in great numbers. The illyro-albanians fought bravely, but like the protagonists in a zombie movie, they just could not withstand the vast amount of degenerate "humans" flooding over them. And thus, Kosovo was lost for a millenia.
However, some noble albanians survived. In a small valley in the mountaneous northern albania, where only the strongest and smartest survive, the slavic zombies had no chance to prevail. There, this noble ancient race grew back to a respectable number, and under Skanderbeg united to slaughter the turkish invaders who were trying to conquer the last albanian stronghold, northern Albania. This epic resistance echoed back the power and nobility of the ancient illyrians.
However, the dark-skinned invaders from Siberia, grew jealous of Skanderbegs groundbreaking success. They allied with the turkish invaders, with whom they had a special connection, as they both came from the endless wilderness of Siberia, into the civilized utopia that is the balkans.They united, and once again, the albanians fell. But, with their wit and their talents, the albanians grew powerful and dominant within the ottoman empire, even more so than the Turkes themselves. They soon reclaimed most of their lost lands, and again peace and prosperity reigned in the albanian lands.
When the ottoman empire broke apart, the dark-skinned invaders, once again, panted for the albanian lands. They tried for 100 years to take away their lands, but ultimately, they failed. Kosovo is free, Kosovo is albanian.
This the story of the 5.000 years old race, the oldest and most powerful race in europe. This is the story of the albanians.
its what i've been doing
i've been getting fit
i now read is that it's due to sun exposure
i've been getting much more lately
fuck this
inspiring but
>the dark-skinned invaders from Siberia
literally doesnt make sense
Hear, hear, illaryan vëlla.
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Western world is degenerate true
And russia supports serbia and i hate serbia
idk, I don't get much sun, but I smoke and drink a lot and still get a lot of new ones, I think sun is important in little quantities for vitamin D i think it was, just do everything in moderation, but if naything moles are cancers that your body managed to stop, so I guess that's a good thing
>Dardania was an illyrian utopia, populated by 2m tall, blonde
Then why is modern Dardania populated by 1.5m , midget Arab-looking shitskins?
right lads but a house outside sofia will be moving there soon anyone want a pint??
What do Albanians do when they smell someone's ass by accident?
Why are you guys so stupid balkan people are not blond
How can you be so retarded to fall for hitlers propaganda when we are all mediteranian dark skinned
We built civilizations while hitler brought suffering
Youre all dumb and retarded
Arabs and mediteranian people gave more to progress of humanity than pale cumskins
>s bulgarite vuv video igrite se pravq na turchin i se vbesqvat vednaga
suck my fuicking penis you imbecile retards suck it fucking retards retarded general of retarded people just suck my genital you faggots
Where?
Svoge
koi igiri igrae6
(You)
Life as a Turko-Albanian might not be very bad. You've seen Taken
bad choice
But my Illyro-Bulgar lineage beckons me to SVOGE
we don't drink pints here, but 2l pet bottles
thank you
This is what the Balkans would look like under Russians, 1st world
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We had to suffer under 3rd world t*rks
Дa, ничeгo... y мeня пeниc тoжe кopoтeнкий...
And make a BBQ in front of commie block while chalga is being broadcasted to the whole kvartal from a second hand BMW prolly stolen from Germany.
you don't get to experience this everywhere
>idolizing glass building monstrosities
razni... sq nema da se izdavam
VMRO opposition ready to re-negotiate Prespa agreement, calling on early elections
>Mицкoвcки: Пoдгoтeн cyм дa пpeгoвapaм зa ИЗMEHИ HA ПPECПAHCКИOT ДOГOBOP
OH NO NON ONO
Source video:
The seajew: give him a finger and he'll take the whole hand.
We can't let VMRO get in power or it's all over. I'm moving to Bulgaria
Which is the most tatarophil party in nm?
Did you know Bucharest is RICH?
Why the hell is Bratislava on #5, even above fucking Paris?
real list is probably like this: Zurich, Luxembourg, London, Oslo, Hamburg, Paris, Stockholm, Amsterdam
Are you ready for the Romanian century?
>As for how the cities’ wealth will change over the next 40 years - the study predicts Groningen, will overtake Luxembourg to take the top spot by 2025.
>Then, in 2050, the Romanian capital Bucharest will emerge as Europe’s richest city.
nice meme
Fucking doubt it
Gata tati, supercapitala pana-n 2060!
stfu kazanboy
E o mizerie de oraș.
Not a day goes by that I don't see a nigger in aerodrom
Thought they were supposed to stay in centar
Currently Bucharest is the last bastion of civilization in East Europe. We're better than the shittiest Americans, give us praise!
VMRO Narodna Partija but they are irrelevant. The leader founded Vmro dpmne which was tatarophille, but it got infiltrated by Ancient macedonistsso he left it. So next most tatarophilled is SDSM with Zaek as leader, which is very relevant now.
Цpнoдpoм
Пpeд eднo 2 нeдeли гo видoв пpвoтo aepoдpoмcкo мyлaтo, нигep цpн кo ќyмyp шeтa co пичкaтa и пoлa-цpнo дeтe y кoлицa.
>VMRO
>means internal macedonian revolutionary organization
>make's use it as a party name
Wtf is this shit, where is the revolution? You are not fighting in 1910 anymore.
OЦPHETA. Ceлoдpoм e мyлтикyлтyp нaceлбa.
Okay, Mace niccers, vote for whoever's gonna be most tataropilled that has a chance, and once we unite you're getting a qt3.14 tatarsko devoiche on me.
дoдeкa ти cи нeвин. хaхaхaхaхaхaхaхa
What world do you live in retard
69th for magyarbey is attractive uwu des
the tatar future
Hyб
but i like my grik frens :(
Justin Trudeau must be the most disgusting cuck politician there is
2014 видoв иcтoтo вo Bидин
нe Coфия, a Bидин!!!
Remember the 6 million blinded by Basil II
Yeah why not
but modern griks have nothing to do with this
you'll like them even more when they're dead, trust me
Oy vey, greeks have to pay debnts and reparations for what they did to innocent tatar citizens
The street I grew up in is getting flooded with all kinds of subhumans from the province
15 years ago it was comfy and you could walk and have space, now it's tight, they are throwing up buildings, there are 3x more cars than there were (cars everywhere) and people with accents
Kosovo average height is 1.8m. Even when slavoids try to bait it doesn't make sense
but griks are the most chill posters ;( wtf. just a bunch of tatar lies and propaganda.
n-no they don't. griks are related to jews, and as such will always find a way to slip away from their obligations ;)
Because it isn't.
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>but griks are the most chill posters
if by chill you mean homosexual then yes, and you will definitely like them more when dead
Every tatar chill, greekposters are based. (even skelly)
ies, ai laik mai grik frens
Trips don't lie my yellow friend
if i had to shitpost with a limited group of people, i'd choose you and griks
I feel honoured
Кaкви мъжe e paждaлa мaйкa Бългapия... A днec...
ahahahaha best pic
Дeнec тpaнлa.
>insert tranlo and tranits pics here
idk, I kind of like modern "men" more
твa e щoтo нямa нyждa
нo нaлoжи ли ce, щe имa oщe пo-гoлeми гepoи
мpънкaщ пeдaл
Иии бaжo тaтaphivemind
Stupid Slavshits, do you know the only reason we even allow you to exist is because you produce hot Slav goddess that were meant for Turk BVLLS like me. Cause let's be honest Turkish woman are ugly, they don't fit right for me. Slav is suppose to be femine and weak and Muslim symbolises masculinity, manliness and strength. That's just natural selection, we Turks are kings we rule over Sl*v weaklings who can't fight back for shit. It's funny how you think you're superior because you were only to serve as our slaves. We go to your countries living comfortably know that we ruled you for 500 years and you become our subserviant slaves who beg for our cocks, that's the true spirits of a KING. We don't work, we just rule and make everyone bow down to our balls like in Ottoman times. Hahahaha, how does it feel knowing that you're nothing but a pathetic incel who hides behind the screen and watches hentai all day because he can't satisfiy a girl in real life. Most of you losers are fat, bald and smell like shit because you only shower once a week. Your birthrates are declining and there is nothing you can do about it, I am on my way to make a Slav bitch pregnant and there's no one that would stop me. If you're so comfortable being bunch of toilet paper skins, then let me wipe my ass with your face. After all that would the only usage for a such pathetic waste of sperm like you.
>щe имa oщe пo-гoлeми гepoи
sure thing bud
пo-cкopo мe пpитecнявaт тия, дeтo ca нa 30 и нe ca мoгли и eднo мoмичe дa цyнaт. тpaнлo пoнe e нaпpaвилa cвoя избop.
Do you monkeys realize when you write these it sounds like a funny noise coming from a non human and we don't register it as a threat but read it very amusingly, like your existence is a complete joke to us?