>Boss call to group meeting >Enough drama everywhere already but we can't say no >Get into a group room with comfy chai tea, espresso and bananas >Boss looks like he wants to kill himself. >Everyone all tens and shit. What now?? >Boss starts crying >Everyone is cringing hard >Boss says his boss was informed anonymously that he was agressive and loud towards one of us >Boss has a nervous breakdown and is gone the week after
My nigga if you're having trouble choosing the right file twice might just wanna end it all here
Anthony Morales
I know, it's all the office stress killing me man.
Robert Carter
Our contract ended with the client losing funding and our company choosing the less competent half of our employees to carry out the contract to the end. Testers were slandering each other over bugs and developers were blaming Git for their problems.
I was the generally happy employee who didn't work in office, insulated from drama, who everyone came to for validation.
Caleb Bell
>roastie at job constantly trying to get a conversation going with me about mundane shit >try to ignore her and give one word answers because I have to actually do work while she is doing fuckall >she always brings me food >she always waits til everyone is gone and when we are the only ones left she tries to start more private conversation which is even more annoying >constantly catch her watching me >gets mad when I ignore her and uses a manlet to try to make me jelous which of course doesnât work >she gets more and more hostile over the years >accidentally said that she is old (28 at the time and I said WHAT ALREADY?) which made her really really mad >she constantly complains about me to the higher ups
Why not call it work politics? You don't think this shit happens at other places too?
>Work at factory >half the shift is incompetent >Only me and 2 other people are sufficiently trained to do all the work >shift leader isn't doing anything. literally >the higher ups are all backstabbing fucks who tries to make other people look bad >everyone is slandering and gossiping >drama. drama everywhere
>team leader has a "psychopath" jealous boyfriend who also work at the factory >he's the kind of guy who gets mad if they don't spend lunchhour alone just the two of them >he's the kind of guy who lurks around our area, instead of working, to watch what she's doing >he's the kind of guy who smashes her phone during working hour because she's reluctant of showing it to him >even if she's afraid of going to the bathroom alone, she's still with him >now he has begun lying to her about me talking shit about her behind her back. she believes him
I have only worked here for 4 months and I'm already tired of this shit
Joshua Collins
It happens everywhere. But no one has more time for it than office workers.
Sebastian Martin
Is she hot?
Caleb Smith
Why isn't he cooking food anymore? My mother loved his show when I was little how come a chef's opinion on office politics is valuable?
Juan Green
Fuck her violently until her mind breaks, that will teach her.
Justin Morales
This is what hell must be like
Jayden Johnson
none of these stories are interesting, but i will share them nonetheless
>40yo cougar ive chatted with a couple of times keeps making eye contact with me as she walks past my desk, but glancing away when i meet her gaze
>i've taken to wearing gayass pink shirts and shirts with flowers, and scarfs, because everybody always wears such boring shit in the office.
>everyone is friendly in my team, but my manager obviously has no friends outside of the office, and he tries to engage me in hour long conversations about the mundanest shit.
Noah Kelly
This is the only effective solution
Tyler Clark
I matched on Tinder with a girl who is in a different organization in the same company (her subcontracts, me engineering). I've contacted her before but never met. Would it be bad to try to have sex with this girl?
> Fat thirty something starts spreading the rumor that I'm a drug addict because I occasionally smoked a joint literally 10 years ago. > People stop talking to me from one day to the next. > My boss stops giving me important projects. > I talk it out with him, he verifies that what I say is true. > Still my career has slowed down and my boss thinks less of me for being involved in this, also I think he still assigns a 5% probability that it may be true, that's how human minds work. > There are no repercussions for her.
Makes me angry every time I think about it. If women are allowed psychological violence men should be allowed physical violence. The only upside is that it reminded me that my colleagues are not my friends and that this is what I do to earn a living, not for personal fulfillment.
This is dynamite that could cost you everything. Tread lightly, try to befriend her or somehow take away the tension, women are known to occasionally destroy people over shit like this.
Jackson Bailey
Is that Angela Merkel?
Jacob Hughes
>woman gets me less work for the same pay Are you dumb? That was a gift
Isaiah Perry
Where I work the pay is generous anyway but what my boss is for is giving me prestigious projects that will make me the boss in 15-20 years. I know I'm not in the right place for this kind of thinking.
Liam Phillips
>Be me Contractor dude >Never gas females cause fuck you >Roastie hoe training me >Cute ArmyRoastie asks her if I'm single >Roastie hoe tells her no
Like bitch how the fuck do you know what I got going on?! What is it with these bitches wanting everything? Why shit where I eat by gassin you or even making a move at work? It doesn't matter but STILL. How boring is your life that you have to talk shit, run to the boss like a snitch bitch, or gossip? We could be helping each other lie and cheat, but these fuckniggas and roasties man. I'll forever hate weak ass men who put bitches on a pedestal and inflate egos beyond repair.
None of it matters because I have my own office now but FUUUUUUCK ArmyRoastie was fine I coulda had BAH right now. Recommend me some books Jow Forums I was gonna start off with Dale Carnegie's
Jaxon Jenkins
LMAO. Oh fuck. You should find out what he said plz
