One (1) singular chance at life

I'm trying to think of places which are better than the UK, and there aren't many at all

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same :/

>I suffer in a 1st world country
fucking kill yourself, you were always a genetic dead end

END MY SUFFERING PLEASE

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>hell
Cold as fuck, depressing country. Insufferable people. Oppressive class system that keeps me and my family poor. Nanny state government. Brexit is about to fuck shit up even more too.

It looks warm at least, and I bet the locals are friendly and greet you with a healthy smile.

Nigga just buy some of that bebsi that will cheer you up.

How can there be a nanny state and an oppressive class system at the same time?

>born in wales

Feels good not being a citycuck

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Because the rich people are constantly imposing new laws putting taxes and restrictions on sugar, alcohol, cigarettes and trying to make the poor's lives even more miserable.

>It looks warm at least, and I bet the locals are friendly and greet you with a healthy smile.
It's hot, humid and polluted. It's china-level pollution. Can't even breathe without taking a sniff of that diesel generator your neighbor is running, because the incompetent government can't provide us with electricity.
I can't drink my pain and suffering away, even with pepsi

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Oh look it's this fucking failure again. He blames all of his problems on the UK when in reality he'd be a complete fucking loser everywhere.

Fuck you op. I came from nothing and built myself a successful life. You could too if you stopped fucking whining.

I don't want to be successful in this country. Even if I became the richest most powerful man in England's green hills, I would have to spend my days hanging around posh faggots with names like Julian and Felicity.

Ideally, I want to run away to North America at any costs so I can escape this country and it's pretentious "culture".

come home white man

At least you're not a manlet and autistic sperglord

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Go fuck off there then you useless bastard. Oh wait, you can't because you're too feckless and lazy to bother making money or achieving fucking anything.

You're a waste and frankly the UK would be better off without people like you.

I'd rather be a 5'2 autist in California than a 6'4 chad in England

Sorry bootlicker, I can't hear you over how much you're choking on Etonian cock right now.

brexit is about to save your ass

>tfw working my ass off so I can emigrate to Britain legally and hopefully naturalise in 5-10 years
>tfw people have the gall to complain about being born in a Western European country

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What's wrong with you? Don't immigrate here. Go to America or Canada, even Australia. Somewhere civilized. You'd have to be a colossal faggot to CHOOSE to live in Britain.

Too bad, I'm applying for my visa soon and I'm flying in two months. The UK is far more civilised than America. Canada would be debatable and it's my backup plan.

I just need to get out of Singapore.

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What is it you like about the UK over the US/Canada? I'm genuinely curious.

Loser you live in easy mode please nigger

Just move user

Universal healthcare (neither Singapore nor the US has it), it's a western Anglophone country where people just don't randomly talk to you, the comparatively much less fucked up graduate job market, the work-life balance (Americans and Singaporeans don't take leave and work far more hours), etc

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he likes harry potter and thinks you're all classy cunts

No, I absolutely loathe Harry Potter. I unironically like the UK because of their lower class.

I'll be attending college in Kensington, the most posh part of the entire island, but I wouldn't want to live there permanently.

are british people self haters? how come it? lol

looks fine

>Universal healthcare
It's not as good as people make it out to be. Also Boris will end up selling more and more of it off anyway by the time you get here.

>it's a western Anglophone country where people just don't randomly talk to you
That's true, people here are rude and unfriendly as fuck.

>the comparatively much less fucked up graduate job market
It's fucked up for natives. You need posh boy private school connections to get any decent grad job here. But as an educated foreigner you'll probably walk into a good job for diversity reasons. Companies can brag about you as proof of their "equality" even though they are routinely denying, for instance, black british working class people jobs.

>work-life balance
That will go down the shitter. The Conservative Party is trying to turn us into China. If Jeremy Hunt becomes PM instead of Boris, he has said on many occasions he wants Britain to have a work culture more like the Chinese.

You fucking retard, just go to Canada. It's easy as hell.
Why would you want to live in a nanny state?

No it doesn't, stop bullshitting

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>I'll be attending college in Kensington

Imperial?

>You need posh boy private school connections to get any decent grad job here.
I think I'm a posh cunt for Singapore standards, I'm from one of the two high schools which are in the top 10 Oxbridge feeders. I'm socially awkward as fuck but I'll try to make posh cunt friends.

Yeah

I have relatives in the British Isles, and I'll be doing my degree there. Canada doesn't have any global top 10 universities, and degrees there have majors and minors and last four years like the retarded American system.

I'll consider a PhD in Canada if I can't get a funded position in Oxbridge, Imperial or UCL. The problem is, to get a student visa in Canada you need to swear that you will leave and prove that you have connections with your home country beyond your citizenship.

This one shitposter has been around for literal years.

Imperial is super autistic from what I hear. Also very heavily male. You won't find any gfs there.

>You won't find any gfs there.
I don't intend to.
Very heavily male is an advantage.

And yeah they have a reputation for being really autistic and own the second largest scifi collection in the world behind MIT, I don't see this as a bad thing at all.

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>Dr. Beer

do you want to get fucked in the ass, user?

Bought my first beer from there, unironically.
No ID needed no nothing. Had my first warm Heineken from a can at the tender age of 11.

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I might, but only by an Engineering student.

I want an Engineering bf.

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See, that's based as fuck user.

In the UK if you want to buy beer at the age of 24, even if you have older features like a full beard or receding hairline, they will refuse to serve you if you can't provide identification.

I've also been in pubs where, if your friend has forgot their ID, but you have yours, they will refuse to serve even just you beer because "you might give it to the friend". Fucking faggot nanny state shit.

are you a pretty boy/cute trap?

In Singapore, buying beer is illegal at night.
Western Europe is easy mode life.

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i thought british parents gave their kids alcohol all the time? and isnt the drinking age like 16?

I'm a twink but I'm not the best judge my facial features, because I'm insecure and constantly underestimate how decent I look.

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Would still give me left nut to move to the UK.
My dream really is to move to the US and live in a northern flyover state like Idaho or Montana and start a homestead.

I know that will never happen though. The US immigration system is geared towards illegal spics.

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post butt

I want to move to China tbf

>My dream really is to move to the US and live in a northern flyover state like Idaho or Montana and start a homestead.
I had a dream of moving to Idaho or Utah specifically when I was in high school. Now my eyes are set on Western Europe. Though Canada remains a decent option.

The US immigration system is a clusterfuck and best described as "alphabet soup". It isn't an easy country to move to unless you're doing a degree there. But even then you'll have to compete in the atrocious American grad job market to get a sponsor.

Shan't, there's a (censored) nude picture of my lower half in the archives if you want to find it.

Legal drinking age is 18.

UK drinking culture used to be very liberal. So yes plenty of parents particularly in the working classes will allow their kids to have beers underage, and the vast majority of teens are drinking at parties from 12/13, but officially this is highly illegal.

Once upon a time kids could walk into shops or pubs and buy beers no problem so long as they were reasonably well behaved. In modern times we are cucked as fuck as in my previous post's example. Direct result of the government who now threaten establishments who are found guilty of serving alcohol to minors with closure and heavy fines, even prison sentences for those involved. So now everyone goes ridiculously overboard to minimize chances of accidentally selling beer to minors.

oh and you cant buy alcohol after 10pm or before 10am in any stores, at least in Scotland

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yes it does you ungrateful cunt
be quiet

At least you have the european un- oh snap

that's only in cucked scotland
petrol stations sell alcohol 24/7/365

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>yes it does you ungrateful cunt
>be quiet

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Won't be for long. Mark my words, within the next 10 years the government (whether tory or labour) is gonna impose some bullshit new taxes on alcohol and probably ban sale within certain hours.

Britain is fine, most of you are sheltered sissy boys who wouldn't last five minutes in a real shithole

as they should, alcohol has almost no positive effects on society

>and start a homestead.
I think you can only still do homesteading in Alaska.

Why is that, user?

you're retarded

You'll like London or Brighton, even mediocre universities here are at a pretty good standard internationally.

Actually I know a homo singapork that moved here like you for study and loves it. Just be careful because there's more crime than SG.

If you have any questions fire away

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>2019
>not living in America

Lmfao what the fuck is wrong with you???

Stupid cuck. People like you are one of the things I hate most about this gay country. Stop trying to control other people's lives.

Why? Isn't Portugal nice

What uni are you at? Is the job market in the UK for life sciences (including allied health and biotech) saturated like it is in the US?
My Irish relative says I need not worry about unemployment and that employers have a very positive opinion of Singaporeans but I'm still sceptical about my chances.

>Just be careful because there's more crime than SG.
Yeah nearly everywhere can make that claim, but I'm not too concerned. I've walked around Westminster at night and not even been threatened. Granted I was on vacation but criminals wouldn't have been able to tell.
A slightly higher crime rate is a small price to pay for not having to live in s*Ngapore

i for one think england is pretty good

>You need posh boy private school connections to get any decent grad job here.

This is absolute bullshit. Complete and utter shit. I went to a state comprehensive in the North of England and I'm now working very high up in a job I can't talk about. Apply yourself. Lots of people do. If you can't work out how to do it then you're not as clever as you claim to be.

that looks fine you mong
i'm not OP btw

Come over and live here then, faggot

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>I went to a state comprehensive in the North of England and I'm now working very high up in a job I can't talk about
Yes. and I bet your colleagues are mostly privately educated gay cunts with plummy accents. I don't even want to converse or engage with those people, they make me sick.

I'd rather be poor in the US than successful in the UK.

>I suffer in first world

fine then i will
do you have a spare bed for me until i get myself settled?

What a retarded meme. Upper class british women are mostly ugly (see Harry and William's cousins). Meghan is an American beauty and the UK doesn't deserve her.

if alcohol is that important to your life you deserve to have it taken away from you

have you considered checking into a mental hospital?

>Meghan is an American beauty and the UK doesn't deserve her.
(YOU)

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>Oxbridge, Imperial or UCL.
got rejected from all 3 for undergrad
hahahahahaha

And yet people are STILL replying to him.
Makes you think.

No. Most of them have earned their position. You're literally doing the same thing as Jow Forums does about Jews but using the "upper classes" as your hate figure instead. In reality you're just useless and bitter about it.

I find it laughable that you think you'd somehow do better in the US.

>do you have a spare bed for me until i get myself settled?
yes, come on over

paki

Only because countries might come into this thread and believe his bullshit is true.

Didn't apply to Oxbridge (folly on my part, I have close friends who are going) but I was accepted to both Imperial and UCL, picked the former since I feel it has more of a future (higher endowment per capita, decreasing offer rates as opposed to UCL's which are increasing) and of course I think I'd enjoy it there more.

where do you live?

You have to go back, Mohamad.

>you are an Englishman, and have subsequently drawn the greatest prize in the lottery of life.
-Cecil Rhodes