Bidet

Euros and Japs how is it like to splash your asshole? Isnt it kind of gay?

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>Isnt it kind of gay?
I would rather be the world's biggest faggot if it means not walking around with crusty ass on a hot day

I'd rather have a clean asshole than walk around with crusty pieces of shit there

Euros don't use bidet's. Only southrons.

Imagine being so insecure about your sexuality that you consider cleaning your ass gay

Imagine having such irregular bowel movements that you don't shit once a day at a specific time and then shower afterwards.

Imagine not wiping and washing after a shit.

>earing the same thing daily

the peak of civilization, bidetless countries are but glorified zoos.

Looks more eco friendly but are not that progressive here

it is VERY GAY

Euros (except for meds) don't use bidets.

I use wet wipes, bidets take too long

why yes, non meds should be exterminated

It's a Muslim thing so I kind of understand how it reached south europe (brown arabs) but it's strange japan does it too...

This. Bidets are for refined, hygienic Chad. Only insecure fags think otherwise

imagine defending crusty anuses

Because Japan is civilized unlike potatofamineland

use wet wipes, incels

imagine walking around with shit in your crack

use water, autist

>well sure i have crusted shit on my ass and use rough toilet paper that makes me bleed from my anus, but i'm sure glad i don't use water to clean like a brown "person"

Isn't fingering your ass gayer than hosing it with water?

why are muttoids so insecure? just stick a carrot in your ass you closeted pederast

it takes too long to clean and dry

It's ridiculous not to use Washlet.
You would wash your hands if you touched shit, but somehow many people are ok with their anus smeared with shit, and don't wash it off..

>You would wash your hands if you touched shit
you have a surprisingly high opinion of me, Takeshi

you just used those extra 30 daily seconds to make three absolutely abysmal posts so maybe you should use a bidet after all.

Wash with water dry with paper ?

Didn't know Israel had bidets too

This so much

have sex, francesco

ewww

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imagine having to have sex with women who don't use bidets, the absolute state of britoids I swear.

my gf is italian so it is not a problem for me lol

based, let her teach you civilization.

Slovenia and Croatia use bidets and they aren't meds

Usually there aren't.
My apartment was built by a rich Frenchman who added those and some other things

>Isnt it kind of gay?

It's not gay as long as the balls don't get in contact with the water stream

Ohh ok

I have a ass sprayer in my bathroom. Can't live without it now. A clean ass is heaven and paper just isn't good enough.

Based and cleanpilled. Welcome, brother

I can't recommend bidets enough. Especially after a night of drinking, or having some less than agreeable food.

Having a nice, comfortable shit and a squeaky clean butthole is one of life's greatest pleasures.

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>foreigners never know the joy of spark joy into arsehole

preach

I shit about 6 times per day, mostly diarrhea

IBS or just eat like shit and drink a lot? Either way, I feel you, user.

The fug is that UV lights or something? Feels like I'm pooping into previous gen toilets.

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Anti-bacterial light, yeah.

that's some sci fi shit right there son

All of my ahits take place at work though. I almost never shit at home.

UV lights kill bacteries and germ very efficiently