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have you seen this mans cock?

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Anime posters have no right to complain about nonces.

this cat must be free

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Please don’t mind me

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Jow Forums is so grim these days i dont think i can handle it anymore
think i will flee back to /sp/ fulltime

screaming haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahhha

How many pints do you think rorke has to drink before leftypol gets the one up in a fight?

Only ever had one gf but she was fit as fuck so i feel both the VF's pain and the shagger's burden.

Juicy

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Why you didn't save her from jewish french pedophiles?

British women deserve to be protected
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*ring ring*


>Hello?


>Hello yes, Mr Leftypol, this is Mrs Smith calling from St John's School, it seems Leftypol Jr today decided to put Rorke jr in the hospital after hearing him use a racial slur today, and while we don't normally condone violence, we just wanted to congratulate you on raising such an upstanding young man


>Why thank you


*2 days later when picking up leftypol jr from school*


*rorke sr comes bounding over*


>OI I HERD UR SON BEET UP MY SON FOR HAVING AN OPINION


>Well good sir, just because you hold an opinion, doesn't mean it's the correct one. Violence as a means is justifiable in order to change an incorrect opinion


>U WOT M8 I'LL SHOW YOU


*rorke sr swings, leftypol sr dodges and puts him in a black tiger choke, leaving him sprawled out unconscious on the playground*


*all the faculty and parents gather round and applaud*


Rorke sr and his son transferred out the next day

Schmeltz Herring haha

>Crikey mate, you're telling me you've NEVER had a gf? Balderdash! A young buck you had ought to be rutting a new dame every fortnite!

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Rorke isnt goinf to like this one bit

Calm it with the reddit space g

Nice Reddit spacing

Reminder to ignore/filter Yanks.

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blog on you uninteresting cunt

So? He isn't legally allowed an opinion after the Leftypol regulatory powers act of 1997.

>I know! If I obnoxiously reddit space it that means people will read it!

Think on.

>her favourite band is tame impala

into the trash it goes. why do womyn always have to be so basic

There's a uniform that's hanging in what's known as father's room
A uniform so simply in its styyyyyyyyyle

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Based George.

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Tame Impala are a pretty good Psychedelic rock band in all fairness. Wouldn't bin a girl over it. ONLY if her fave song was "The less I know the better" or something like that

Fuck of you cunt

Excuse me?

Always thought CPU just meant computer

Do one paki basterd

Remember when you would tell a teacher to fuck off or up yours or something like that and they'd say in this stern voice:
>"EXCUSE ME? Who do you think you are you RUDE LITTLE BOY..."

Ahaha just thinking about it makes me laugh

can hear dave vibrating

why does this lad look a bit like tim?

This is brutal why they start snoring at the next guy?

>into the trash it goes. why do womyn always have to be so basic

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>Schmeltz Herring

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Some normies use it like that

dont care

Computer processing unit bro ... .*snort* *nerd laugh*

it probably was tbf. if you like that, why not listening to the 13th floor elevators or even spacemen 3. they did everything that had to be done within the genre

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the next two callers are funny i did laugh i did

Girls are very basic when it comes to music. They just follow the crowd or whatever the Beeb forces down their lugholes

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wouldnt mind forcing something else down her holes if you catch my drift

I'm staying with my mum for a month and she's got a list of odd jobs for me to do jesus christ how do I get her to leave me alone. I'm not a handyman i'm a sperg

>I'm staying with my mum for a month and she's got a list of odd jobs for me
Go on and help your dear old mum, you ungrateful prat.

Considering quitting my job because the guy next to me chews like a fucking goat

>not like his passengers

Screamingggg

can't be doing with it

currently at a life's precipice

>go on a tinder date
>can appear relaxed, fairly charming and find it easy to think of things to talk about for the most part

>left alone with a female friend of a friend while they've gone to the toilet
>go into panic mode and feel like an uninteresting sperg who can't carry a conversation

i live on life's precipice

ehmm so it's pretty cold out tonight haha

just relax bro haha be you're self hahaha

theres very attractive girl i wouldnt mind to kiss in her sweet lips while grabbing ASS but my breath smells like rotten garbage and i have caries
also my saliva is all yellow and gooey

need advice

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FONT

see

you might want to go to the dentist

why do americans come here. don't they have their own general?

sounds like too much effort to me

unfollowed pjw for the second time on twitter
his posts are too grim

grim

why did you even follow him in the first place?

>I'm in Huddersfield ward
>Everybody here's going DOWN

AHHHHHHAHAHAHA

lad literally

just chat shit, be like idek ‘have you tried that restaurant across the road’ and if she says yes, she’ll tell you about it and if she says no you can pretend you’ve been there and act cultured then ask her what food she likes

And well if she’s a cunt, she’s a cunt

How is having a conversation difficult

Love spacemen 3

Fuck this shite ''general''. I'm off

the french: friends or foes?

any kitboga man in

everything that needed to be done was done on strawberry fields forever in the first 35 seconds but unironically

Both

not bad. i usually just ask some shit about last movie/series she's watched, if I have to find some quick topic to chat about

he's a rage baiter, like a walking daily mail

watching rust never sleeps

love that song too. and you might be right about that

don't reply to it

wanking a willy

It is very sad, isn't it? One person after the next trying to one-up with his post.

i'm a loose cannon who doesn't play by the rules tbf

get results simple as

night of the virgin freaks

here
fuck indians

Yanks are seething because most people prefer 190 at his worst to them.

irish pipo be like

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*Tv suddenly switches off*
YA THOUGHT YA WOZ WATCHIN' STANLEY KUBRICK'S CLASSIC FILM LOLITA.
WELL YA WASN'T WATCHIN' THAT PAEDO FILTH
YA WERE WATCHIN' ME!
UNDA NONCE HUNTAH CODE CHAPTER SIX LINE EIGHT WATCHIN' THIS IS A FOOKIN NONCE CRIME CONSPIRACEH TO WATCH KIDS
'OLD HIM DOWN BIG MATE, IM CALLIN T'TAXI
*Sofa wraps around your arms and holds you in place. It was Big Dave all along...*

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love pop music. good pop music that is ie peter gabriel, the cars, kpop, fleetwood mac, 00s jpop and so on
who are your favourite pop artists?

woah

fuck off you cunt

Oasis

"woah" what?

*crate busts open*
>Ya thought ya were traffickin' a little English girl from Dudley to yer fookin' paedo island.
>But ya weren't traffickin' her! Ya were traffickin' ME! Big Bazza!
>We've got the fookin' emails Epstein.
>Yer the worst elite paedophile we've stung so far, stuff you did put Gazza in a mental ward! Ya fook'd him!
>Ah've already called da FBI ya fookin' nonce!
>Yer' goin' 'way fer a long time!

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pics from japan 2019

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woah nothing

It's more the fact it feels forced and awkward
I'm overthinking it, but it doesn't feel natural like on a date or something where the whole point is to get to know each other and be charming

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just make shit up bro

want to live in a pod and be treated like cattle and reject reality

very aesthetic lad